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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Hello, I have noticed a recent influx in people making threada on these fine forums to either shill their lovely music or asking goons for money for various reasons which are usually found out quite quickly to not be the real reasons they claimed. Well, I want my piece of the pie and I'm gonna be upfront and honest about it. I want the video game No Man's Sky. I work part time aND am on a fixed income (disability) and can't often afford video games or other extras like that. But Sid, you may be saying, you are high all the time, how do you afford that. Well you see my sister and her roommates give me weed and hash for free. Anyways I am actually really high right now and totally lost my train of thought so I'll get down to brass tacks, someone please buy me No Man's Sky, thank you and I love you all very much.

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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Lmao what kinda NERDDDD plays video games

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

havent you learned that only 1 person has to buy a video game these days, everyone else just watches

its like sex

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
while we're at it somebody buy me a sick pc gaming rig my current one is starting to get a little obsolete.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress you op go suck a gently caress to pay for you video game addiction

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


no one buy anyone else anything this thread is strictly so I can get a game I'm really excited about while I still have a bit of time to enjoy it before my son is born

Sperghetti
Apr 21, 2010

Better ask for baby formula and diapers instead unless your baby's gonna suckle at the taxpayers teat too

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

diaper me

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

formulate me

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i have much of that stocked up already but thank you my friend I appreciate it sorry I got kicked in the head by a horse when I was 4

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Celluloid Sam posted:

i have much of that stocked up already but thank you my friend I appreciate it sorry I got kicked in the head by a horse when I was 4

And some woman let you stick your peener in her?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Snatch Duster posted:

And some woman let you stick your peener in her?

im not retarded i just have a lot of focus issues and emotional problems

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Oh and if someone wants to buy me no man's sky I have a ps4 not a pc

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Celluloid Sam posted:

im not retarded i just have a lot of focus issues and emotional problems

No foolin!?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ill buy you a one way ticket to h*ck

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



would you like to be my friend I'm very friendly

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


numberoneposter posted:

ill buy you a one way ticket to h*ck

i'll take anything honestly

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Celluloid Sam posted:

would you like to be my friend I'm very friendly

I'm trying to cut out friends with emotional problems

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


that's very rude they are better off

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Celluloid Sam posted:

that's very rude they are better off

gently caress you you donkey brain pissboy

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


that's no way to treat people who were being kind to you

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Here's what you're getting OP: a man's cum (mine) on your face

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

just play freelancer, dumbass

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im thinkin i might play GTA V

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


A man builds. A parasite says, "Someone please buy me No Man's Sky." A man invents. A parasite says, "I'm on a fixed income (disability)"

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


oh I forgot to mention I'll stay up for 24 hours streaming it if someone buys it for me it's not much but it's what I have to offer

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Doctor Dogballs posted:

A man builds. A parasite says, "Someone please buy me No Man's Sky." A man invents. A parasite says, "I'm on a fixed income (disability)"

im just jumping on the gravy train at least im being honest not like the guy who said he needed to buy a scooter while also posting on Reddit about his heroin addition

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Same but I need the pc version plz. And I don't want it later I want it now.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I find if you go generations back in video games to unearth gems, you can really save some serious cash.

I hope this helps thee in thy quest.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
That game seriously looks awful . its going to be the same,poo poo on every planet except this time the alien catdogs are blue with yellow stripes


Why do you want it

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I agree with the OP that I would like to play this video game but also do not want to pay any money to do so.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i would definitely pay for it if I could afford it right now

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I wont do anything for my copy btw just gimme.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

FuhrerHat posted:

diaper me

FuhrerHat posted:

formulate me

FuhrerHat posted:

kiss me

FuhrerHat posted:

kill me

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


well good night everybody

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Celluloid Sam posted:

well good night everybody
just have a drem about no mans sky problem solved

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


numberoneposter posted:

just have a drem about no mans sky problem solved

youre probably right I always imagine going to different planets anyways I'll just keeping doing that

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
i dont have a ps4 to play vibeo jammies with anyone :(

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
dude why don't you just sell off your free bud to some 8th graders, poo poo you could probably convince a kid that a dub is worth their entire game library and just trade it's what i'd do

it's the right way

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


you shouldn't sell drugs to kids

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