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Weener Beater posted:All corn choices are equal and valid. I won't tolerate your bigotry You're right, I apologize.
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Aug 11, 2016 02:10
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crack corn 
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Aug 11, 2016 02:10
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the kind of corn they made with human DNA so you can hear it crying in the humid Iowa night
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Aug 11, 2016 02:13
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Put the water on to boil. Go out and pick sweet corn. Make sure that you're back to the pot before the boil starts. Corn older than 20 minutes off the stalk is garbage. Turn the heat off and drop in the shucked corn. While it's cooking, dice up some fresh tomatoes. Cut the kernels off the cob deeply so that they kind of stick together; no waste. Throw on a generous amount of butter, salt, and pepper. Mix in the tomatoes and have an orgasm while eating natures second most perfect food. (first is a bloody steak) Each person must cut their corn by themselves. You may never make a whole pot of this. No casserole, no baking . It must be individual. You must receive significant burns while taking the kernels off the cob.
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Aug 11, 2016 02:36
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mostlygray posted:Put the water on to boil. Go out and pick sweet corn. Make sure that you're back to the pot before the boil starts. Corn older than 20 minutes off the stalk is garbage. 
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Aug 11, 2016 02:39
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You say no waste and yet you aren't eating the cob??
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Aug 11, 2016 02:39
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OctoberBlues posted:You say no waste and yet you aren't eating the cob?? Makes a good buttplug
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Aug 11, 2016 02:42
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OctoberBlues posted:You say no waste and yet you aren't eating the cob?? corn cob jelly
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Aug 11, 2016 02:48
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Chilliwack corn
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Aug 11, 2016 03:12
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a hole-y ghost posted:PooHatSixSixSix devilKorn
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Aug 11, 2016 04:48
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High Fructose Corn Syrup & I actually pretty much only tolerate the taste of actual corn
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Aug 11, 2016 04:59
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Seek out and obtain Mirai corn for the best sweet-corn-on-the-cob you'll ever eat. It's a bit more expensive, and can be hard to find, but believe me, it's totally worth it.
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Aug 11, 2016 05:04
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mostlygray posted:Put the water on to boil. Go out and pick sweet corn. Make sure that you're back to the pot before the boil starts. Corn older than 20 minutes off the stalk is garbage. i love it when people act really self-assured and smug about poo poo they know absolutely nothing about
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Aug 11, 2016 05:05
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are you guys fuckin serious ? 4 pages about corn and I have to post it ?
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Aug 11, 2016 05:18
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Actually two people have posted that
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Aug 11, 2016 05:23
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lol. tyrannosaurus pwnt
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Aug 11, 2016 05:38
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pure pwnage
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Aug 11, 2016 05:41
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 Treated seed corn of course, so that I can have more corn in the end.
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Aug 11, 2016 05:47
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OctoberBlues posted:Actually two people have posted that Oh good I was seriously worried
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Aug 11, 2016 07:18
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:are you guys fuckin serious ? 4 pages about corn and I have to post it ? why did you edit me out of this picture
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Aug 11, 2016 07:19
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:Oh good I was seriously worried wow, after the savage pwnage, he returns
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Aug 11, 2016 07:44
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 I like whiskey made with corn.
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Aug 11, 2016 07:59
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pone
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Aug 11, 2016 08:04
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you ever notice how corn kind of looks like com? forums.somethingawful.corn
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Aug 11, 2016 08:08
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I cook the corn on the cob and then cut the corn off of the cob i like it better that way than pre-decobbed corn.
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Aug 11, 2016 08:09
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Cornholing.
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Aug 11, 2016 08:24
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If anyone grew up near cornfields they'll probably know what detassling is and I did it for a summer and haven't much liked corn since but my mom does a thing where she mixes a can of kernels and a can of creamed with a box of that Jif cornbread mix or whatever that stuff is the blue box is, with milk and sugar and some eggs then bakes it and it's good in a homey way.
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Aug 11, 2016 08:36
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Not homey like black people but homey like from home.
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Aug 11, 2016 08:37
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criscodisco posted:If anyone grew up near cornfields they'll probably know what detassling is and I did it for a summer and haven't much liked corn since but my mom does a thing where she mixes a can of kernels and a can of creamed with a box of that Jif cornbread mix or whatever that stuff is the blue box is, with milk and sugar and some eggs then bakes it and it's good in a homey way. same but with peppers mixed in
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Aug 11, 2016 09:00
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ghetto wormhole posted:Treated seed corn of course, so that I can have more corn in the end. more corn in the end this goon wants to get cornholed
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Aug 11, 2016 16:52
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criscodisco posted:Not homey like black people but homey like from home. im gonna beat you over the head with soap in a sock
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Aug 11, 2016 16:54
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criscodisco posted:If anyone grew up near cornfields they'll probably know what detassling is and I did it for a summer and haven't much liked corn since but my mom does a thing where she mixes a can of kernels and a can of creamed with a box of that Jif cornbread mix or whatever that stuff is the blue box is, with milk and sugar and some eggs then bakes it and it's good in a homey way. I didn't do that, but I recall that some friends did and due to some workaround they only had to pay them like $2 an hour or something, lol.
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Aug 11, 2016 16:55
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criscodisco posted:Not homey like black people but homey like from home.
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Aug 11, 2016 16:59
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corn is my favorite band
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