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This is why I have not been posting very much. Overall it was successful, the sea is a harsh mistress but she is fair.
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What was the biggest fish you caught op?
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Aug 9, 2016 19:40
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What did you catch i caught an eel once and it wrapped itself up in the line and strangled itself and it's eyes poped out coolest day of camp
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Aug 9, 2016 19:42
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ironic that this shaggy dog story is about fishing
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Aug 9, 2016 19:42
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This is a good thread
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Aug 9, 2016 19:42
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i heard
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Aug 9, 2016 19:43
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i sucked my own dick, but then when i opened my eyes i realized it wasn't my dick that was in my mouth
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Aug 9, 2016 19:44
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VendaGoat posted:What was the biggest fish you caught op? A tuner fish, large one - lots of teeth too! Jerry Mumphrey posted:ironic that this shaggy dog story is about fishing I'm not sure I get you my friend ????  ???ChrisHansen posted:This is a good thread Hey thanks! Ask me about my fish (they are doing well)
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Aug 9, 2016 19:45
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JakeP posted:i sucked my own dick, but then when i opened my eyes i realized it wasn't my dick that was in my mouth Well this thread isn't about you, so
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Aug 9, 2016 19:46
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Well this thread isn't about you, so im just telling everyone why i haven't been posting very much, it seemed pretty on topic to me, you dont have to be a jerk
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Aug 9, 2016 19:46
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Smash it Smash hit posted:I'm not sure I get you my friend ???? your story was a shaggy dog story 
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Aug 9, 2016 19:47
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I think OP is being obtuse on purpose and is just trolling us
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Aug 9, 2016 19:49
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JakeP posted:im just telling everyone why i haven't been posting very much, it seemed pretty on topic to me, you dont have to be a jerk Oh sorry I thought you were just bragging about sucking a d
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Aug 9, 2016 19:49
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you're my moby dick and now i've found you
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Aug 9, 2016 19:50
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Oh sorry I thought you were just bragging about sucking a d can't it be a little of both?
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Aug 9, 2016 19:50
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:your story was a shaggy dog story Hehe look at that dog! Well I am really glad I got that off my chest this is now a cyoa You are at the pier just got off your EPIC fishing adventure. You have 30,000 dollars cash, a smelly duffle bag and a jar full of fish
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Aug 9, 2016 19:51
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Hehe look at that dog! Throw $30,000 into the lake
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Aug 9, 2016 19:52
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A cold wind blows, night approaches.
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Aug 9, 2016 19:53
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> draw a picture of my dick in excruciating detail
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Aug 9, 2016 19:53
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:> draw a picture of my dick in excruciating detail You use the fish guts in the jar to draw an accurate (obviously not to scale) picture of your d on the docks. The local ship hands look impressed.
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Aug 9, 2016 19:56
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You feel cold, a kindly fish monger approaches .
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Aug 9, 2016 19:56
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JakeP posted:im just telling everyone why i haven't been posting very much, it seemed pretty on topic to me, you dont have to be a jerk yeah he kinda does
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Aug 9, 2016 19:57
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I think fishing is cruel
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Aug 9, 2016 19:57
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JakeP posted:Throw $30,000 into the lake There is only the ocean.
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Aug 9, 2016 19:57
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> show dick drawing to fishmonger
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Aug 9, 2016 19:57
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ever since his rolling cat prison stint, op has not been quite the same go do more "fishing" op
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Aug 9, 2016 19:57
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I think fishing is cruel You think fishing is cruel. But you still have a fat cash in your cargo jeans
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Aug 9, 2016 19:58
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JakeP posted:im just telling everyone why i haven't been posting very much, it seemed pretty on topic to me,
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Smash it Smash hit posted:You think fishing is cruel. But you still have a fat cash in your cargo jeans I don't have cargo jeans
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Aug 9, 2016 19:58
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a hole-y ghost posted:Ha ha but get the SHREK out of here All shreks must hang
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Aug 9, 2016 19:59
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I don't have cargo jeans op has cargo jorts
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Aug 9, 2016 19:59
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once you enjoy fishing you know that you are a man it's not about fish or anything like that, you'd know this if you were a man
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Aug 9, 2016 19:59
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:> show dick drawing to fishmonger The offer you 10 usd for the picture. They are eyeing the picture then your crotch suggestively. The kindly fishmonger begins to draw as well.
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Aug 9, 2016 19:59
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psychokitty posted:op has cargo jorts Please stop this, people might believe you
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Aug 9, 2016 20:00
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> accept offer for drawing and suggest that if they've got more cash burning a hole in their pocket they might be able to see my "private gallery"
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Aug 9, 2016 20:01
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:> accept offer for drawing and suggest that if they've got more cash burning a hole in their pocket they might be able to see my "private gallery" The kindly fishmonger has drawn a groucho Marx face on your picture! It is ruined! The locals are disgusted and begin to vomit
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Aug 9, 2016 20:03
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> unleash a blood curdling screech and launch at fishmonger, attacking with fists, feet, teeth and fingernails
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Aug 9, 2016 20:06
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also check if i unlocked any ahcieements
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Aug 9, 2016 20:06
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Please stop this, people might believe you but he wears cutoffs but hector comeon
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:> unleash a blood curdling screech and launch at fishmonger, attacking with fists, feet, teeth and fingernails The kindly fishmonger is only a mischief maker not a fighter. He dies instantly and leaves his wife and 5 kids behind. As the light fades from his eyes he hands you a small amulet into your hand and whispers, "tread lightly golden boy" You unlocked 11 achievements but they are written in a crude brutish language (Mongolian)
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