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DrowningInDreams posted:So like realtalk, not to be a stereotype or anything but what do I have to do to get gold for this thread? Scrotum pictures are always popular.
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Well I mean, that's not going to happen, sorry. But I mean, here's a picture of a dragon reading a book, which is a very aspirational sort of picture for me: 
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Aug 13, 2016 17:10
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I want to build a cult out of my dreams and waking dragon-related experiences, but I don't know how to.
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Aug 13, 2016 17:30
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that darg got 2 right hands
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Aug 13, 2016 18:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSXx6MIpB4M
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Aug 13, 2016 18:58
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Budohead posted:that darg got 2 right hands Oh snap that's a good catch
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Aug 13, 2016 19:01
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I'm the artist's barely restrained foot fetish.
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Aug 13, 2016 19:02
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All these dragons need lasik. Seriously. "Look at me I'm a ten ton flying fire breathing near-eternal lizard... Hey what does that sign say? Dammit I missed the exit!"
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Aug 13, 2016 19:08
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Three-Phase posted:All these dragons need lasik. Seriously. "Look at me I'm a ten ton flying fire breathing near-eternal lizard... Hey what does that sign say? Dammit I missed the exit!" Correcting vision is aesthetically superior to having good vision, because the latter is no virtue, while the former is the very teleology of virtue applied to sight (in turn very symbolic).
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Aug 13, 2016 20:18
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I'm a dragon. What up?
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Golden Dragon posted:I'm a dragon. Right now I'm experiencing a bad time because I'm part of a shadowrun group but they're doing decking right now and I'm a mage, so there's nothing to do, but I'm also really horny right now, so I want to take care of that, but I also hate my body and don't want to take care of that, but I'm also worried they might hear me over the microphone but I can actually mute that so nevermind. How are you?
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DrowningInDreams posted:Right now I'm experiencing a bad time because I'm part of a shadowrun group but they're doing decking right now and I'm a mage, so there's nothing to do, but I'm also really horny right now, so I want to take care of that, but I also hate my body and don't want to take care of that, but I'm also worried they might hear me over the microphone but I can actually mute that so nevermind. dragons are always horny *always* we are very lewd creatures, you see
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Aug 13, 2016 22:30
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Golden Dragon posted:dragons are always horny a/s/l?
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Aug 13, 2016 22:32
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old/yes please/my cave
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Golden Dragon posted:old/yes please/my cave If I knew where that was and it were close I probably would actually gently caress you at this point but I doubt it would be a mutual sentiment.
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Aug 13, 2016 23:06
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Is a dragoon like a quarter dragon?
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Aug 13, 2016 23:13
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Just follow the flaming path of destruction. The local king could probably point you in the right direction, too, what with the whole kidnapping of his kids and stuff.
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Aug 13, 2016 23:13
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Golden Dragon posted:Just follow the flaming path of destruction. * I put on my horn and talon sheaths *
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Aug 14, 2016 00:04
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Golden Dragon posted:I'm a dragon.  
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Aug 14, 2016 00:18
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Golden Dragon posted:dragons are always horny im a very horny dragon. i have twelve horns, the most in all of my clan
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Aug 14, 2016 00:35
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Enfield posted:dragons are awesome
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Aug 14, 2016 00:39
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Being a female dragon is the worst.
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Aug 14, 2016 00:48
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DrowningInDreams posted:Well I mean, that's not going to happen, sorry. drat foureyes
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On the other hand, Nietzsche said:quote:When a woman has scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with her sexually. Sterility itself disposes one toward a certain masculinity of taste; for man is, if I may say so, “the sterile animal.” Which of course applies tremendously to the female dragon, from which it follows that female dragons would tend towards academic competence. So, pros and cons. There is of course the traditional psychoanalytic matter of sublimation at work here too.
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DrowningInDreams posted:* I put on my horn and talon sheaths * Hot. The White Dragon posted:im a very horny dragon. yeah but how's your dick? DrowningInDreams posted:Being a female dragon is the worst. there's female dragons? if dragon porn is to be believed 90% of male dragons are gay
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Aug 14, 2016 02:05
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Golden Dragon posted:there's female dragons? And if myth is to be believed, male dragons lust only after human women. So either way, it sucks to be a female dragon. But it's worth noting that deformed men often get the attention of normal women, in fact often precisely because of their deformity via a kind of broken bird syndrome, while deformed women get the attention of neither deformed men nor regular men, but rather just fetishists and nobody else. The difference being that women are attracted to the character of deformed men, while men are attracted to the essence of the condition itself in the deformed woman. So much so that such men would probably gently caress the deformity directly were it possible.
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Aug 14, 2016 02:21
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DrowningInDreams posted:And if myth is to be believed, male dragons lust only after human women. So either way, it sucks to be a female dragon. But it's worth noting that deformed men often get the attention of normal women, in fact often precisely because of their deformity via a kind of broken bird syndrome, while deformed women get the attention of neither deformed men nor regular men, but rather just fetishists and nobody else. The difference being that women are attracted to the character of deformed men, while men are attracted to the essence of the condition itself in the deformed woman. So much so that such men would probably gently caress the deformity directly were it possible. This is getting all deep and stuff, man.
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Golden Dragon posted:This is getting all deep and stuff, man. Sorry. I am bad at judging what people want. And I am also, let's say, quite a bit narcissistic, in the most grotesque way; that I use the repulsion of others to affirm my image of myself. And I am the worst sort of liar, since I use the confusion of others to conceal my honesty, in that way managing to confess constantly of my sins without ever being held accountable for them. And so I tease you all, and I try to bait you into going further down the path, because of course greater and greater extremes are needed to get the same rush, to the point that I have prostituted my daemon herself at times. In fact, it is precisely this I have been trying to bait you into, in offering to recount my dreams and daemonic experiences. I must say that I am actually somewhat jealous of this Terra Malatora fellow, because this deformed, fetal outburst of his inner life that he had was murdered brutally; it at once became both dead and synonymous with him. It gained this dreadful fixity, so that now the name Terra Malatora forever means something pathetic and malformed. He will never have the burden of having to grow again, or for that matter to live again. His garden grew weeds and so it was salted and will never grow anything again. And I don't know why I lust for this, or what fear it is that drives me towards it, only I suspect some of it lives in the attitude of the Man from Underground of Dostoyevski: quote:Who would want to desire according to some table? And that’s not all: he would immediately be transformed from a person into an organ stop or something of that sort; because what is man without desire, without will, and without wishes if not a stop in an organ pipe? that I have encountered my Thelemic or Stoic or otherwise mystical "true will", my portion in God, and thus gained a certain fixity; but why does this fixity terrify me while the fixity of death and decay, of absolute ignominy does not, but rather strikes me as release? Perhaps it is a matter of getting the pain over with. You know the Zoroastrians believed that in death, one had to walk a literal narrow path, and that if one fell off, they would go into hell. And now that path is before me, and I yearn to fall into hell just to be rid of that dreadful stress of walking the path, so I come before you, you who turn lunatics into farcical martyrs, a kind of funhouse mirror distortion of martyrdom; I come before you and stealthily try to lay everything out, to set the stage, to bait you into coming along with me and destroying me, destroying me utterly. For if Lot had said to the men who came to rape the angels "Yes, I have them here, come in and know them", his sin would have exceeded all of Sodom's. In fact even in the time of Christ, in the time of forgiveness, such a sin couldn't possibly have been forgiven. And so it is the perfect thing for falling, for getting the fear and anxiety over with and done, for it must be suspected that even in heaven the anxiety doesn't end, as the rebellious angels were cast out of heaven for transgressing. But perhaps I will start with this, since you have not taken the bait. It is a series of moral exhortations that came into my mind prior to my encounter with my daemon. Since it preceded her, it is still before the threshold to post, yet it bears undoubtedly a gleefully damning resemblance to the insipid code of Terra Malatora, insofar as it came similarly out of nothing, as it were. Yes it is all nonsense. Here, take it. I don't even follow it. I spite my daemon my daemon by not following it. Now let me be damned, and if not for this, then come forward and push me off this bridge, because I will not fight. It will not take much at all to send me into the pit. quote:I will never mistake discipline for rigidity, DrowningInDreams fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Aug 14, 2016 |
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Aug 14, 2016 03:04
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I really like your thread op. If anything my critique is being too self aware. There is a fine line. Please review frykes crawl diary in the gold mine for a perfect post modern thread
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Aug 14, 2016 03:41
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For reference https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3718266&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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Aug 14, 2016 03:47
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 This is my favorite dragon picture, which makes it close to my favorite picture.
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Aug 14, 2016 04:08
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DrowningInDreams posted:
Oh my god
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Aug 14, 2016 04:10
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I also made a shotglass with a dragon on it. The dragon is asleep in a cave next to a barrel of beer, and a quote overhead says "Beer does more the Milton can, to justify God's ways to man"   I made it out of half a pill bottle, part of an index card, and a lot of packing tape.
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I guess that's one way to make a shot glass. I do believe in giving credit where credit's due. Also can a dragon be a decker or are they not compatible with head computers?
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Aug 14, 2016 04:30
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Do you jizz in the cup?
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Three-Phase posted:I guess that's one way to make a shot glass. I do believe in giving credit where credit's due. The only dragon with cyberware is/was Eliohann, and his body retains a data jack, which was what allowed for Deus to take it over. Unfortunately, that technology was lost, but in a way that's good because it seems to have had the side effect of creating complete insanity. Fortunately, Eliohann persists as an e-ghost named Cerberus as far as I know, unless he was wiped out in Crash 2.0; I don't remember. If a dragon wants to deck, they have to basically psychically "ride" a metahuman decker, an experience which some deckers have described as "terrifying". Even Hestaby had a group of Otaku she used for this purpose, back when Otaku were a thing (and Hestaby hadn't been utterly hosed over yet). In short, the dual natured nature of dragons makes cyberware of any kind untenable, and non-human animals are difficult to design datajacks for at any rate.
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Prince of Space posted:Do you jizz in the cup? Ladies do not "jizz", they ejaculate
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DrowningInDreams posted:I also made a shotglass with a dragon on it. The dragon is asleep in a cave next to a barrel of beer, and a quote overhead says "Beer does more the Milton can, to justify God's ways to man" Im gonna have to flunk you out of crafts class. Sorry.
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:I really like your thread op. If anything my critique is being too self aware. There is a fine line. Please review frykes crawl diary in the gold mine for a perfect post modern thread Thanks. I just started asking what people wanted because I want gold. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bybkLlNbaaw
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