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loving warhammer jones
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Aug 15, 2016 01:43
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bald gnome error posted:your mental illness is not as fascinating as you think it is. please take ur meds and talk to trusted friends and/or family. I'm on my meds and that's a pen name and god
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Aug 15, 2016 01:46
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Three-Phase posted:Well at least they both sound much better than "Ethan Frome". what the gently caress buddy you keep disrespecting Edith Wharton and I'm gonna be 'draggin' you through the mud
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Ork of Fiction posted:Ur not stuppsed to sit in the poison. Ur supposd to drink it, dummy. Why u think the bird ate Prometheus liver, brah?
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I read a book about dragons where most of the "dragons" in the world were actually these wingless, flameless draconids who fought alongside humans in armies with giants swords and armor it was pretty kickass: Of course the cover art for each installment would WILDLY affect how cool I thought the characters were.  Hell yeah leather jerkin & a magic sword, in this one Basil Broketail looks nimble- like a raptor!  Awesome, now we got ourselves a sick steel armor upgrade (and just in time for the swamp level, amirite???)  But then WHOA LAME Like Holy poo poo Basil became like a TREX-sized?? But he's afraid of lightning now what a goddam wuss in his metal armor (oh wait that makes sense lol Basil it's called science  ) OK Wait I take that back T-Rex Godmode is pretty ballin' once you cover up that dumbasses face and give him some foreign culture's legendary weaponry. I also remember the "kid" in this one ultimately had to seduce and gently caress his way out of a sorceress' illusion-world mind trap.   SIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKKKK!  Around this one Basil IIRC the Battledragon Basil hunts down a real *true* winged, fire-breathing dragon he's sent to slay, and guess what, it's a female dragon who's woken up from a lengthy hibernation and is now looking for a suitable mate!   Look at that sly dragon mother-fucker.  I loved these books as a kid.
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Of course the cover art for each installment would WILDLY affect how cool I thought the characters were. he is like the Chuck Tingle of dragons
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TheUltimateDoofus posted:what the gently caress I'm sorry but Ethan Frome could possibly trump "Dragon Gestalt (roar)" if it had perhaps 15,000 fewer words. Holy hell that was a tedious read even at around 200 pages. I was cheering for the tree at the end.
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Aug 15, 2016 02:06
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bald gnome error posted:also please don't make "drake" your last name, holy lol whoa poo poo is op salamanda drake
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Aug 15, 2016 02:39
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I always thought sitting on all that gold would be uncomfortable. And a poor return on investment. Dragons should invest that poo poo into something that will keep them when they are old and scaly(er). Like bitcoin ...
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Aug 15, 2016 03:10
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I still can't believe you gave me gold and then stole it back from me
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DrowningInDreams posted:I don't want to simulate hurting people, I want to actually hurt people. And technically, there's nothing preventing me from doing everything up to murdering someone as long as I stop before then, so at any time I could take my P238 and shoot someone in the gut and dick repeatedly, the knees, the elbows, whatever, so long as I don't kill them. I could take my benchmade and cause as much cosmetic damage as I like too. In that way I could potentially take out all my rage on a single unfortunate, at any moment, the thought of which helps to keep me sane. Though I would likely have to kill myself immediately afterward to maximize my ROI by avoiding the repercussions. yo like lol what kinda dragon needs a p238
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also idc what you are, you're a piece of poo poo if think it's ok to kill random innocents to assuage your rage or whatever the gently caress get some help elliot
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Moridin920 posted:also idc what you are, you're a piece of poo poo if think it's ok to kill random innocents to assuage your rage or whatever the gently caress get some help elliot But I don't think that.
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Aug 18, 2016 19:30
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you posted that and you posted that your only regret would be having to kill yourself bc you're too scared of the consequences of your actions, not even any remorse for the random person you would be murdering or their family or anything fuckin selfish
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Aug 18, 2016 19:31
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Moridin920 posted:you posted that And it says it's within my power to hurt people, which I fantasize about. It doesn't say that I would kill people (it says explicitly that I am prohibited from killing people), or that I actually will hurt people.
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Aug 18, 2016 19:32
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DrowningInDreams posted:And it says it's within my power to hurt people, which I fantasize about. It doesn't say that I would kill people (it says explicitly that I am prohibited from killing people), or that I actually will hurt people. yeah in real life we don't have hit points that you can reduce to 1/100 and then stop, you'll likely kill someone you do all that to and again, so what, you're fine with wrecking someone's health/life as long as you don't actually intend to KILL them (even though they'd prolly die) in order to assuage your feelings? you see no problem with this?
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Aug 18, 2016 19:33
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DrowningInDreams posted:Novel 1: A novelization of a series of four dreams about an evil Scythian Enaree who travels between worlds leaving carnage in her wake, fueled by the blood of dragons. Written in two days. 
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Aug 18, 2016 19:34
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Moridin920 posted:yeah in real life we don't have hit points that you can reduce to 1/100 and then stop, you'll likely kill someone you do all that to Which is another good reason why I only fantasize about it. But handgun wounds are very survivable. You're at about 80% to survive if you get immediate care, which basically means if you live in a city. Moridin920 posted:and again, so what, you're fine with wrecking someone's health/life as long as you don't actually intend to KILL them (even though they'd prolly die) in order to assuage your feelings? It's no less than what's been done to me. But at any rate, it's more that I see no problem with reminding others that it's a possibility. After all, it's been done to me, and the thought that there will never be any possibility of reciprocation seems like part of the reason people feel ok with ruining trans lives.
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Aug 18, 2016 19:34
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fantasizing about hurting/maiming people is not healthy and if that's the only thing that makes the rage inside go away you're just a few steps short of actually doing it and instead of thinking it's okay and good you should probably seek help
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Aug 18, 2016 19:35
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Pssssst. Hey dumb dumb. She's delusional.
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Aug 18, 2016 19:36
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Moridin920 posted:fantasizing about hurting/maiming people is not healthy and if that's the only thing that makes the rage inside go away you're just a few steps short of actually doing it and instead of thinking it's okay and good you should probably seek help I have an entire team of therapists, don't worry about it.
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Aug 18, 2016 19:36
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so has anytone found pics of the OP yet does he look like a fat eliot rodgers like im imagining he does?
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Aug 18, 2016 19:36
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Aug 18, 2016 22:55
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I used to have a lot of Dragon-themed screennames and emails when I was younger, but when I signed up for this forum, I didn't do that. I have never regretted it more. Mods, please change my name to Blurry Gray Dragon.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I used to have a lot of Dragon-themed screennames and emails when I was younger, but when I signed up for this forum, I didn't do that. Mods please change name to Blurry Gay Dragon tia
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Smaug? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBNnUu1uPFM
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Aug 19, 2016 01:07
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Smaug is alright. He died before his time though. RIP Smaug, you had like 11 lines of dialogue and most of them were after you'd died.
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Aw  Even though that's a lot of weird motherly bosom going on it's not so bad...This one's a little less adorable at face value:   So tsundere and bad at cooking you are, blacku-duragganu-sempai!  If I say I like it will you let me go?
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ishikabibble posted:Mods please change name to Blurry Gay Dragon tia Also acceptable.
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Aug 19, 2016 05:59
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tumbles the stair dragon is a heartwarming story of an insane dragon fanatic, his literal fall from grace and his attempt to do something ban-worthy to his neck with plastic sunglasses
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That Robot posted:tumbles the stair dragon is a heartwarming story of an insane dragon fanatic, his literal fall from grace and his attempt to do something ban-worthy to his neck with plastic sunglasses Do you have stairs in your house?
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Aug 19, 2016 12:48
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no, i had to go to a convention to find them
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Aug 19, 2016 14:04
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Dragons are allegories of mankind's greed and pride. That's what the dragon at the end of Beowulf represents, and why it ultimately claims his life. Hope this helps.
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8-Bit Scholar posted:Dragons are allegories of mankind's greed and pride. That's what the dragon at the end of Beowulf represents, and why it ultimately claims his life. Thank goodness you're here, "thinks everything can be summarized in two sentences man" 
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DrowningInDreams posted:Thank goodness you're here, "thinks everything can be summarized in two sentences man" You're welcome, happy to help.
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