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Hello, around 2:30 est I will be at the Honda dealership getting my airbag replaced cause my car currently has the Takata death airbags that shoot metal into your face then you die. My guess is that I will be very bored, so I would appreciate it if you all could entertain me while I am there. Thanks in advance.
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Aug 10, 2016 17:40
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gently caress
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Aug 10, 2016 17:42
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get a job there for a couple of hours what kind of car would you recommend for me, an internet man?
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Aug 10, 2016 17:42
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you
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Aug 10, 2016 17:43
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hector
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Aug 10, 2016 17:43
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beerlioz
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Aug 10, 2016 17:43
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play slither.io
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Aug 10, 2016 17:43
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Aug 10, 2016 17:43
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knock knock
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Aug 10, 2016 17:44
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pee in the gas tanks
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Aug 10, 2016 17:45
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Just watch this on loop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc8uyJTDhjw
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Aug 10, 2016 17:46
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Go to one of the salesmen and pretend you're buying a car and when your car is done being worked on leave.
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Aug 10, 2016 17:52
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wear a nice jacket and pretend you work there and offer a customer an incredible deal on a car
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Aug 10, 2016 17:54
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Reenact goatse lol 
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Aug 10, 2016 17:55
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A good time to catch up with your Tocqueville imo
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Aug 10, 2016 17:56
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What am I your slave? Entertain yourself gods drat it
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Aug 10, 2016 17:56
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Kuato posted:What am I your slave? Entertain yourself gods drat it The gods called. They say you don't represent them. 
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Aug 10, 2016 17:57
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can I get your old airbag?
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Aug 10, 2016 17:57
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Don't wait around for it. Go somewhere and do something else for a while. Source: I work in automotive and I hate it when people want to wait around for their car.
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Aug 10, 2016 17:58
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Serviette posted:The gods called. They say you don't represent them. They told me something different. What a bunch of misleading charlatans
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Aug 10, 2016 17:59
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Beefeater posted:Don't wait around for it. Go somewhere and do something else for a while. because it makes it harder for you to take the cars out for joyrides?
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Aug 10, 2016 18:01
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Parallax Scroll posted:knock knock Who is there
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Aug 10, 2016 18:03
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i sold my airbags cause i almost never crash
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Aug 10, 2016 18:04
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Eat all the donuts
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Aug 10, 2016 18:04
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Try to get a good deal on a trade-in, keep telling the salesman you've got new airbags so you think your car should be worth more than he's offering.
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Aug 10, 2016 18:04
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Beefeater posted:Don't wait around for it. Go somewhere and do something else for a while. I intentionally try to make automotive workers feel uncomfortable at any chance I get so thanks for the tip dickbag
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Aug 10, 2016 18:05
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LOL my Takata Death Bag swap was done in like 45 minutes. Or maybe they just disconnected it or replaced it with a legit Claymore, I dunno and honestly I don't care because driving with a loaded shotgun in your face is liberating.
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Aug 10, 2016 18:05
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snort lines of powdered creamer from the coffee station
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Aug 10, 2016 18:06
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suck a mechanic off while he changes a cars oil
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Aug 10, 2016 18:07
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Mange Mite posted:because it makes it harder for you to take the cars out for joyrides? Yes, can't do burnouts in the parking lot if the owner is sitting in the shop.  Real answer is that I work at a small-ish shop so it's tough to cater to that. Getting a tech to drop everything he's already working on for one person who insists on waiting around for an oil change and tire rotation is a pain in the rear end. We do it once in a while for regulars, but we get them to be here the minute we open so that the tech isn't already elbows deep in something else.
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Aug 10, 2016 18:07
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punch an old person whos getting their car fixed in the face
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Aug 10, 2016 18:07
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OP have you considered maybe just chancing it instead of wasting your afternoon? high velocity metal bits into the face sounds like a pretty good way to go all things considered
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Aug 10, 2016 18:07
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Like think about it. I'm driving a multi-ton death mobile usually 10 over the speed limit and any gently caress up has the possibility of either killing me or turning me into Eugene from Preacher. That's pretty cool because for the former, LOL who gives a poo poo what happens, my brains just got splattered all over so later, shitlords. For the latter, Eugene is a pretty decent kid who just wants to be nice to people and chug his meat smoothies and that sounds like a pretty nice plan.
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Aug 10, 2016 18:09
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Hello, around 2:30 est I will be at the Honda dealership getting my airbag replaced cause my car currently has the Takata death airbags that shoot metal into your face then you die. My guess is that I will be very bored, so I would appreciate it if you all could entertain me while I am there. Thanks in advance. At least you're getting your death metal airbag replaced. I got the recall notice in the mail over a month ago for my VW that said they have no estimated time on when a fix will be available for my car  .Enjoy your new non-metal shooting death airbag!
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Aug 10, 2016 18:09
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Cthulu Carl posted:later, shitlords. 
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Aug 10, 2016 18:13
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Where are you going to Carl??
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Aug 10, 2016 18:13
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Tell us their customer-only wifi password so we can mooch off their wifi
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Aug 10, 2016 18:14
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test drive some cars.
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Aug 10, 2016 18:15
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My girlfriend got one of those letters and the letter's advice was to just not drive the car until they contact her to get it fixed. She called the dealer and asked when they were giving her a loaner and they never called back lol.  girlfriend
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Aug 10, 2016 18:21
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The_end posted:test drive some cars. And while doing this make sure to take the car sales man around town as you run errands such as getting groceries, going by the bank, stopping by Wal-Mart just to simply walk around and every time the car sales man says you need to get the car back to the car lot, look at him with a sad look and say "But I thought we were having so much fun and you were my friend!" and see how long you can string him along.
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Aug 10, 2016 18:22
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