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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

with the lights out

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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

it's less dangerous

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

here we are now

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

entertain us

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Kitty what are you talking about :confused:

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

a hole-y ghost posted:

Kitty what are you talking about :confused:

:ughh:

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:
Started to post, realized I'm no match for the copies of Yachting, Sunset, Golf, and Redbook arrayed in front of you.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



thanks to this thread i just read my recall letter and apparently honda recommends i don't let anyone sit in my passenger seat

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Op see if they'll let you test drive something

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

If you go into the men's bathroom there's about a 50/50 shot that three or more salesmen will be in there jerking each other, so maybe check that out and it'll make the time go quicker.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Toadvine posted:

Op see if they'll let you test drive something

I don't feel like doing that, I want you all to entertain me.

I'm gonna head over a little early and see if they can get me in.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

a hole-y ghost posted:

Kitty what are you talking about :confused:

It's a slipknot song

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

a hole-y ghost posted:

Kitty what are you talking about :confused:

a bad song

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
piss into a cupholder of a courtesey car

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

a hole-y ghost posted:

Where are you going to Carl??

I'm not going anywhere until the fates decree it is time for my airbag to go off like that chick in the opening scene of the Travolta/Jackman joint 'Swordfish'.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I don't feel like doing that, I want you all to entertain me.

I'm gonna head over a little early and see if they can get me in.

Well I want you to entertain me by live posting your test drive

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
knock over all the fake plants in the showroom

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Hector Beerlioz posted:

It's a slipknot song


bradzilla posted:

a bad song

you're both getting murder-pegged

kicktd
Jul 6, 2007

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.
Live post as you try to sell other people coming into the dealership cars the dealership doesn't have along with very obvious fake but awesome sounding features and if you get a sale go up to the manager and demand your commission for making a sale.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Just dropped off the car, not sitting in the wait area. NBC is on the tv and a copy of USA today is scattered around.

I am ready to be entertained.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Call me Hector I will tell you how to bottom it's a well kept secret.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
ball up pieces of newspaper and throw it at the valets

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
poo poo into a urinal in the showroom bathroom

knows a black guy
Jun 18, 2005

I just got both airbags in my Honda replaced this very morning. It took 90 minutes. I brought a book. What a wild time.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Chinatown posted:

poo poo into a urinal in the showroom bathroom

No, I'm just gonna sit here, YOU GUYS have to do the entertaining.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Stroll to the nearby Applebee's and get shitfaced

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Champenema posted:

Stroll to the nearby Applebee's and get shitfaced

ive done this its enjoyable

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Champenema posted:

Stroll to the nearby Applebee's and get shitfaced

It's too far to walk. There is an Elk Lodge but I'm not an Elk.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Hector Beerlioz posted:

It's too far to walk. There is an Elk Lodge but I'm not an Elk.

You're probably fat and could use the exercise, so talk that walk

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Still no excuse for not crashing into a minivan on the way home. Gotta test that new airbag yo!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Champenema posted:

Still no excuse for not crashing into a minivan on the way home. Gotta test that new airbag yo!

They are still working on it

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Hector Beerlioz posted:

It's too far to walk. There is an Elk Lodge but I'm not an Elk.

go to Outback and get a bloomin' onion with fries on it and commit seppuku

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm not entertained, y'all dropping the ball here

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Celluloid Sam posted:

play slither.io

Came to suggest this.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

psychokitty posted:

you're both getting murder-pegged

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
lmao at your vtec

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

make totally insane brags about your fictional "summer car" and how much horse power it does and how fast it goes etc

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
do they have any snickers in the vending machine

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QM-VqkxIEQ&t=5s

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how about you try NOT sucking any dicks for a couple hours for a change?

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