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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
gimme ur fuckin lunch money

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

scott zoloft posted:

gimme ur fuckin lunch money

i have only a brown paper bag lunch with

1) balogna sandwitch
2) juice box (yoohoo)
3) plastic bag of sliced apples
4) kudo bar

The kudo bar is valuable, and worth at least a sandwich + apples, or juice box + apples in trade. No less.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I'll take the kudu bar, thanks

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I'm not a millenial so I don't get allowance from my parents.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

Smythe posted:

i have only a brown paper bag lunch with

1) balogna sandwitch
2) juice box (yoohoo)
3) plastic bag of sliced apples
4) kudo bar

The kudo bar is valuable, and worth at least a sandwich + apples, or juice box + apples in trade. No less.

I will trade you either my pizza pops or my crystal pepsi for the kudo bar.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Smythe posted:

i have only a brown paper bag lunch with

1) balogna sandwitch
2) juice box (yoohoo)
3) plastic bag of sliced apples
4) kudo bar

The kudo bar is valuable, and worth at least a sandwich + apples, or juice box + apples in trade. No less.
The sandwich or apples is like the powerups from Super Mario Bros 1 and the kudo bar is like the powerup from Super Mario World because you can save it and use it when you really need it.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I am allotted one unit per cycle

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Smythe posted:

i have only a brown paper bag lunch with

1) balogna sandwitch
2) juice box (yoohoo)
3) plastic bag of sliced apples
4) kudo bar

The kudo bar is valuable, and worth at least a sandwich + apples, or juice box + apples in trade. No less.

thanks a lot, shrimp

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
this reminds me of that front page article about the reddit subforum dedicated to avoiding ever seeing your parents again, and the amount of people who were 'triggered' by receiving expensive birthday gifts from their parents who they cast out of their life for giving them a bed time as a kid or yelling at them twice still drives me insane

i remember as a teen when my parents split they became known as the one who gives me food and the one who does not give me food, i am about 99 percent likely to become one of those old men who hate all young people of the future

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
I don't have an allowance I stole my parents credit card

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

scott zoloft posted:

thanks a lot, shrimp

You laugh now, jock pig - but I'm friends with the computer lab guy and I get to play epic games during lunch. Enjoy your pathetic kickball or whatever feeble-minded pass times you do.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

I'm not a millenial so I don't get allowance from my parents.

its my wife that gives me the allowance

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
we don't play kickball anymore, dweeb. we download softcore porn stills onto our phones and tell each other that they were sent by girls that we like.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

scott zoloft posted:

we don't play kickball anymore, dweeb. we download softcore porn stills onto our phones and tell each other that they were sent by girls that we like.

This is hosed up.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Kashuno posted:

I don't have an allowance I stole my parents credit card

pro move

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
freakin 20 bucks a week :/

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Booblord Zagats posted:

A friend of mine pays his 8 year old allowance and puts it in a savings account for the kid, and days where his son is extra good, gets an A on his test, does good at little league, etc, he throws an extra few bucks to it. He also gives him a $10 bill about once a week if he's stayed out of trouble. The idea is the account will be used to buy him his first car. I thought it sounded like some really responsible parenting

Haha sounds like a dope as gently caress parent. You don't have to choose between allowance and saving for your kids but if you're cheap as gently caress deadbeet dad friend of zooblord babat's then you will!

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
i havent gotten an allowance in months. mom said something stupid like "35 years old youre better off on your own" BITCH the fact I need an allowance AT 35 YEARS OLD MEANS I NEED IT NOW MORE THAN EVER gently caress gently caress YOU

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

i havent gotten an allowance in months. mom said something stupid like "35 years old youre better off on your own" BITCH the fact I need an allowance AT 35 YEARS OLD MEANS I NEED IT NOW MORE THAN EVER gently caress gently caress YOU

haha holy poo poo lmao good post

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
haha!

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?
I get paid in rimjobs

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

i havent gotten an allowance in months. mom said something stupid like "35 years old youre better off on your own" BITCH the fact I need an allowance AT 35 YEARS OLD MEANS I NEED IT NOW MORE THAN EVER gently caress gently caress YOU

Doobie's hit some hard times... has to rely on g-mas' rap money to keep from plum givin out

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
I didn't get an allowance :smith:

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I need mo' allowance

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I need mo' allowance

Ok, SON how mucho?

sports
Sep 1, 2012
i dont get my allowance metered out like some petty noveau riche shithead.

i have a trust fund and i buy hockey pads when im bored

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

sports posted:

i have a trust fund and i buy hockey pads when im bored

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
My birthday and Christmas were 5 days apart so once a year I'd get a sweet $40-60 CASH combined from my grandparents for Christmas AND my birthday all at once. I banked all of it every time for like 15 years. The first time I really spent money was when I was 17 and bought gas (to go to my job).

I didn't want things as a kid and specifically asked people to NOT buy me anything or spend money on me.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
one hundred thousand dollars!!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Orkin Mang posted:

one hundred thousand dollars!!
Orkin that's life insurance fraud not allowance and what you did was extremely immoral :(

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
grand and a half a week, im on SSI disabled because i involuntarily cum in my pants all day long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-jFl6x1Ny8

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost posted:

Orkin that's life insurance fraud not allowance and what you did was extremely immoral :(

its every man for himself

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I recieved 375 dollars a month for about a year in highschool because my mom was on ssdi which for some reason also entitled me to money which i in turn used to play world of warcraft buy an ungodly amount of hamburgers and taunt conservatoves with the money i was literally taking from their paycheck. All in all it was kind of sweet. Imo a good argument for basic income

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
i didnt get an allowance and spent all my time trying to figure out how to get free poo poo or rip off poo poo from stores

im pretty sure i slipped at least 50 pc gamer demo discs into my shirtsleeve after razoring open the plastic wrap, i wonder if anyone ever bought discless ones or if they just had to throw away a bunch of them on account of me

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

RNG posted:

I got $3 a week but that was back when you could buy like a bag of airheads and sweettarts and boston baked beans (fight me) and have enough money left over for a comic book.

what kind of hosed up kid buys a tin of baked beans with their allowance?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Rutibex posted:

what kind of hosed up kid buys a tin of baked beans with their allowance?

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
I get 100k/month.







In bitcoins.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Mariana Horchata posted:

grand and a half a week, im on SSI disabled because i involuntarily cum in my pants all day long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-jFl6x1Ny8

BOO HOO I CAN'T STOP CUMMING.

Life is so tough waaaaaaaa. :qq:

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I need mo' allowance

Mo allowance
4
Mo appliance

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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

vyst posted:

BOO HOO I CAN'T STOP CUMMING.

Life is so tough waaaaaaaa. :qq:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfhmG_9ZqAs

this one is the best brah


"when you're on your knees at your father's funeral at his casket and you're saying good bye to him and you have 9 orgasms right there, as your whole family is standing behind you, makes you never want to have another orgasm again—but you know what? They just keep on coming."

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