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gimme ur fuckin lunch money
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:44 |
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scott zoloft posted:gimme ur fuckin lunch money i have only a brown paper bag lunch with 1) balogna sandwitch 2) juice box (yoohoo) 3) plastic bag of sliced apples 4) kudo bar The kudo bar is valuable, and worth at least a sandwich + apples, or juice box + apples in trade. No less.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:47 |
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I'll take the kudu bar, thanks
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:48 |
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I'm not a millenial so I don't get allowance from my parents.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:48 |
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Smythe posted:i have only a brown paper bag lunch with I will trade you either my pizza pops or my crystal pepsi for the kudo bar.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:49 |
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Smythe posted:i have only a brown paper bag lunch with
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:50 |
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I am allotted one unit per cycle
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:50 |
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Smythe posted:i have only a brown paper bag lunch with thanks a lot, shrimp
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:53 |
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this reminds me of that front page article about the reddit subforum dedicated to avoiding ever seeing your parents again, and the amount of people who were 'triggered' by receiving expensive birthday gifts from their parents who they cast out of their life for giving them a bed time as a kid or yelling at them twice still drives me insane i remember as a teen when my parents split they became known as the one who gives me food and the one who does not give me food, i am about 99 percent likely to become one of those old men who hate all young people of the future
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:53 |
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I don't have an allowance I stole my parents credit card
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:55 |
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scott zoloft posted:thanks a lot, shrimp You laugh now, jock pig - but I'm friends with the computer lab guy and I get to play epic games during lunch. Enjoy your pathetic kickball or whatever feeble-minded pass times you do.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 21:01 |
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:I'm not a millenial so I don't get allowance from my parents. its my wife that gives me the allowance
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 21:03 |
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we don't play kickball anymore, dweeb. we download softcore porn stills onto our phones and tell each other that they were sent by girls that we like.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 21:04 |
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scott zoloft posted:we don't play kickball anymore, dweeb. we download softcore porn stills onto our phones and tell each other that they were sent by girls that we like. This is hosed up.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 21:07 |
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Kashuno posted:I don't have an allowance I stole my parents credit card pro move
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 22:04 |
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freakin 20 bucks a week :/
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 22:56 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:A friend of mine pays his 8 year old allowance and puts it in a savings account for the kid, and days where his son is extra good, gets an A on his test, does good at little league, etc, he throws an extra few bucks to it. He also gives him a $10 bill about once a week if he's stayed out of trouble. The idea is the account will be used to buy him his first car. I thought it sounded like some really responsible parenting Haha sounds like a dope as gently caress parent. You don't have to choose between allowance and saving for your kids but if you're cheap as gently caress deadbeet dad friend of zooblord babat's then you will!
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 23:07 |
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i havent gotten an allowance in months. mom said something stupid like "35 years old youre better off on your own" BITCH the fact I need an allowance AT 35 YEARS OLD MEANS I NEED IT NOW MORE THAN EVER gently caress gently caress YOU
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 00:23 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:i havent gotten an allowance in months. mom said something stupid like "35 years old youre better off on your own" BITCH the fact I need an allowance AT 35 YEARS OLD MEANS I NEED IT NOW MORE THAN EVER gently caress gently caress YOU haha holy poo poo lmao good post
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 00:26 |
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haha!
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 00:26 |
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I get paid in rimjobs
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 00:30 |
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:i havent gotten an allowance in months. mom said something stupid like "35 years old youre better off on your own" BITCH the fact I need an allowance AT 35 YEARS OLD MEANS I NEED IT NOW MORE THAN EVER gently caress gently caress YOU Doobie's hit some hard times... has to rely on g-mas' rap money to keep from plum givin out
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 00:33 |
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I didn't get an allowance
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 02:24 |
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I need mo' allowance
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 02:44 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I need mo' allowance Ok, SON how mucho?
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 02:52 |
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i dont get my allowance metered out like some petty noveau riche shithead. i have a trust fund and i buy hockey pads when im bored
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 03:53 |
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sports posted:i have a trust fund and i buy hockey pads when im bored
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 06:16 |
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My birthday and Christmas were 5 days apart so once a year I'd get a sweet $40-60 CASH combined from my grandparents for Christmas AND my birthday all at once. I banked all of it every time for like 15 years. The first time I really spent money was when I was 17 and bought gas (to go to my job). I didn't want things as a kid and specifically asked people to NOT buy me anything or spend money on me.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 06:55 |
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one hundred thousand dollars!!
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 06:57 |
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Orkin Mang posted:one hundred thousand dollars!!
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 07:05 |
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grand and a half a week, im on SSI disabled because i involuntarily cum in my pants all day long https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-jFl6x1Ny8
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 07:18 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:Orkin that's life insurance fraud not allowance and what you did was extremely immoral its every man for himself
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 07:21 |
I recieved 375 dollars a month for about a year in highschool because my mom was on ssdi which for some reason also entitled me to money which i in turn used to play world of warcraft buy an ungodly amount of hamburgers and taunt conservatoves with the money i was literally taking from their paycheck. All in all it was kind of sweet. Imo a good argument for basic income
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 11:33 |
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i didnt get an allowance and spent all my time trying to figure out how to get free poo poo or rip off poo poo from stores im pretty sure i slipped at least 50 pc gamer demo discs into my shirtsleeve after razoring open the plastic wrap, i wonder if anyone ever bought discless ones or if they just had to throw away a bunch of them on account of me
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 12:21 |
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RNG posted:I got $3 a week but that was back when you could buy like a bag of airheads and sweettarts and boston baked beans (fight me) and have enough money left over for a comic book. what kind of hosed up kid buys a tin of baked beans with their allowance?
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 12:23 |
Rutibex posted:what kind of hosed up kid buys a tin of baked beans with their allowance?
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 12:31 |
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I get 100k/month. In bitcoins.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 12:46 |
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Mariana Horchata posted:grand and a half a week, im on SSI disabled because i involuntarily cum in my pants all day long BOO HOO I CAN'T STOP CUMMING. Life is so tough waaaaaaaa.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 13:35 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I need mo' allowance Mo allowance 4 Mo appliance
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 15:36 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 15:30 |
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vyst posted:BOO HOO I CAN'T STOP CUMMING. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfhmG_9ZqAs this one is the best brah "when you're on your knees at your father's funeral at his casket and you're saying good bye to him and you have 9 orgasms right there, as your whole family is standing behind you, makes you never want to have another orgasm again—but you know what? They just keep on coming."
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