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Germstore posted:imagine waiting in a line at a buffet but when you get to the front it's only a luke warm tray of dried out roast beef It's called the molden corral
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If someone brings out a cookie, tell them that you'd love to play.
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Aug 11, 2016 00:52
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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yeah it will probably be a little weird and you are def gonna end up getting some jizz on you but hey man we all gotta have a few weird shameful sex things ALSO you probably won't ever meet any of those people again
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Aug 11, 2016 00:52
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bring beers, BLT,s and blow jobs
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Aug 11, 2016 00:53
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given the number of STDs that we've reported to the state at my job in the last week, I'd be a little wary if I were you, op.
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Aug 11, 2016 00:55
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lol just lol if you think cum getting everywhere is shameful
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Aug 11, 2016 00:57
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just make sure you bareback it
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Aug 11, 2016 00:58
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numberoneposter posted:bring beers, BLT,s and blow jobs yeah make hot spudge sundaes for everybody! The Protagonist posted:lol just lol if you think cum getting everywhere is shameful
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Aug 11, 2016 01:15
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Do it. If your penis is too small, just develop a small penis humiliation fetish by then and request to be rejected for having a pencil dick.
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Aug 11, 2016 01:16
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Oh great I showed up just in time for cuddles. 
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Aug 11, 2016 01:26
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Weird sex people are usually ugly. Its gonna smell bad. Some dudes are gonna be handsy and you better be okay with that. If the vibe is off just leave and dont gently caress for the full 24 youll seem too eager. Also just assume you will be filmed and uploaded to xtube and theres a nonzero chance the people uploadong cannot and have no intention of granting you anonymity.
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Aug 11, 2016 01:28
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loving is for virgins.
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Aug 11, 2016 01:28
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things you SHOULD wear: -bird mask -cape -dog collar things you SHOULD NOT wear -a wire -a condom
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Aug 11, 2016 01:33
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RIP in peace OP's penis. It will not be missed.
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Aug 11, 2016 01:34
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:-bird mask
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Aug 11, 2016 01:40
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OP is a "big" bird iykwim 
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Aug 11, 2016 01:47
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OPs gonna get some zika on his dick 
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Aug 11, 2016 02:05
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Welcome to Jurassic Park
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Aug 11, 2016 02:17
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you are going to get robbed op
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Aug 11, 2016 02:18
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What are the odds?? Hey OP, I'm going to this thing too. We should develop a secret signal, so we can identify each other. I'm going to helicopter my boner in a counter-clockwise direction while patting my head. You should go clockwise while rubbing your belly. But like, don't make it gay or anything...
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Aug 11, 2016 02:19
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Prof. Lurker posted:you are going to get robbed op Only thing Op will lose is his virginiaty
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hemophilia posted:Weird sex people are usually ugly. Its gonna smell bad. Some dudes are gonna be handsy and you better be okay with that. If the vibe is off just leave and dont gently caress for the full 24 youll seem too eager. so how many videos are you in?
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Aug 11, 2016 02:26
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Op, just stop by a Staples on the way to the motel 
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:lol that's going on your tombstone if that's the last thing i ever engrave
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Aug 11, 2016 02:49
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How many engravings do you normally do, Mr. I. Boner?
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Smythe posted:here are 3 pics of a mc gangbang that i ordered a while ago (golden arches secret menu item) Hope you asked for the special sauce
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Aug 11, 2016 02:56
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Lol you're a loving coward any way you cut it so worst case scenario you're just a sad little human being jerking it at home
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Aug 11, 2016 03:00
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I came to blow dudes and shoot cum, and I'm all out of cum. E: have fun OP.
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Aug 11, 2016 03:07
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My name is Buck and I like to PARTY!!
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Aug 11, 2016 03:11
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I bet some poz guys will be there to spread the joy. Enjoy your HIV.
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Aug 11, 2016 03:14
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This is going to end with you and some crazy preachers daughter getting shot by the ATF. Fallowed by weed smoking hippies playing Gods trumpet over a siren.
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Aug 11, 2016 03:14
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Crowsbeak posted:This is going to end with you and some crazy preachers daughter getting shot by the ATF. Fallowed by weed smoking hippies playing Gods trumpet over a siren. Sounds like a classic win/wim situation
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Aug 11, 2016 03:19
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Offer up your bunghole like a petite bouche not like a watermelon to Joel chestnut
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Aug 11, 2016 03:20
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:Lol you're a loving coward any way you cut it so worst case scenario you're just a sad little human being jerking it at home lol dang someone is on a mean streak today
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Aug 11, 2016 03:30
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Op should woo allof his fellow gang bangsters wit his sick posting skills
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Aug 11, 2016 03:32
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sdounds like a big promotion for you, op
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Aug 11, 2016 03:34
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Didn't this happen once in GBS a few years back? A bunch of goons tried to turn it in to comedy by showing up to the gangbang meeting with tophats and coattails or something and a powerpoint presentation on why gangbangs were bad and then the D-List pornstar found the thread and become a goon. Yep. That's my story.
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Aug 11, 2016 03:43
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Wizzle posted:Didn't this happen once in GBS a few years back? Ah yes, sounds like a jolly goon meat
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Aug 11, 2016 03:45
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Has the OP done sex to the semen filled husband hole yet?
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OP eat the sausage
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