Locked my keys in my car

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Plus that's like 14 chicken tendies 2.4 fries and a lifetimes worth of Coca-Cola

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Okay my uber is almost here about to close this thread, how do I close a thread in awful app?

# ? Aug 11, 2016 05:41

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

too bad it isn't a carls jr

# ? Aug 11, 2016 05:41

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

yo theres a youtube video that shows you how to open a locked car with a shoelace :stare:

i dont believe it

man with a shoelace you can build a shelter, snare a wild animal, mend a broken limb, steal a car, burn a shoelace, and god knows what else
ultimate survival tool

# ? Aug 11, 2016 05:43

Fat Jesus: Jul 13, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

so there's poo poo cars that's possible to lock the keys in still around ok

# ? Aug 11, 2016 05:46

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Can't close this thread

Mike v2.0 just scooped me up in his Jeep Grand Cherokee

I used to drive one we bonded over that. He's going the long way,

# ? Aug 11, 2016 05:46

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Fat Jesus posted:

so there's poo poo cars that's possible to lock the keys in still around ok

# ? Aug 11, 2016 05:46

fargom: Mar 21, 2007

Are there any rough looking kids around?

Back in 2003 when I was ~18 I locked my keys in my truck while delivering for Dominoes to a rough part of the goodly town of Fresno, C.A. Luckily I had already delivered for that stop, but I did have the next dude's pizza in the cab. I used my rad flip phone to call my manager and have her remake and resend the trapped pizza, then I bargained with a 8 year old kid and traded the extra pie for his skills in breaking into my truck with a handy butter knife. Kid was a total pro, was out of that jam in a jiffy.

So what I'm saying is if you have a poo poo pizza and a shifty kid you might be able to get yourself out of this one, if not get hosed I guess?

# ? Aug 11, 2016 05:48

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

fargom posted:

Are there any rough looking kids around?

Back in 2003 when I was ~18 I locked my keys in my truck while delivering for Dominoes to a rough part of the goodly town of Fresno, C.A. Luckily I had already delivered for that stop, but I did have the next dude's pizza in the cab. I used my rad flip phone to call my manager and have her remake and resend the trapped pizza, then I bargained with a 8 year old kid and traded the extra pie for his skills in breaking into my truck with a handy butter knife. Kid was a total pro, was out of that jam in a jiffy.

So what I'm saying is if you have a poo poo pizza and a shifty kid you might be able to get yourself out of this one, if not get hosed I guess?

I'm not reading all those words

# ? Aug 11, 2016 05:49

a dog from hell: Oct 18, 2009; by zen death robot

Fat Jesus posted:

so there's poo poo cars that's possible to lock the keys in still around ok

Not everyone on SA is old man.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 05:50

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Jk I read them i don't have anytning else to do while Mike escorts me around

I made him turn off the ac just to be a brat

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fargom: Mar 21, 2007

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I'm not reading all those words

Good call imo.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 05:51

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

i was going to post some sort of overtly nasty snark at u op but i remembered that ur the #1 limon pepino fan so you are on my good list

im drinking one for u right now friend...try AAA if u have it - otherwise call the police and give them a sob story (will be much more effective with tits)? gl

# ? Aug 11, 2016 05:51

fargom: Mar 21, 2007

Oh gently caress is this the limon Pepino guy? If so you may not get hosed, no sir. Even if you don't have a pizza and a shifty kid. That stuff is crack, best flavor by a mile.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 05:53

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Yep right in this Hardee's parking lot, decided to just roll with the punches and live here.

This is the hill I will die on (sans the curly fries)

suck my dick you fuckman

# ? Aug 11, 2016 05:54

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Mariana Horchata posted:

i was going to post some sort of overtly nasty snark at u op but i remembered that ur the #1 limon pepino fan so you are on my good list

im drinking one for u right now friend...try AAA if u have it - otherwise call the police and give them a sob story (will be much more effective with tits)? gl

fargom posted:

Oh gently caress is this the limon Pepino guy? If so you may not get hosed, no sir. Even if you don't have a pizza and a shifty kid. That stuff is crack, best flavor by a mile.

Thanks guys I'm on my way back now and Mike is sweating like a pig. He wants to turn on that ac so bad

Not on my dime buddy

# ? Aug 11, 2016 05:55

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

OMGVBFLOL posted:

suck my dick you fuckman

What does the vbf stand for?

# ? Aug 11, 2016 05:57

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Thanks guys I'm on my way back now and Mike is sweating like a pig. He wants to turn on that ac so bad

Not on my dime buddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUfC_ZC44dg

mad respect for my pepino peeps

# ? Aug 11, 2016 05:59

Beefeater: May 17, 2003; I'm hungry.; Hair Elf

I'm getting the feeling that I'm not going to be the proud owner of a silver Corolla :mad:

# ? Aug 11, 2016 06:01

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

You dumb rear end

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CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

now every internet criminal knows he doesn't lock the house when he goes to hardee's, this will be an easy caper

# ? Aug 11, 2016 15:23

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