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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I'm just curious if R is the worst program for statistics ever invented by a human being, or if somehow, somewhere out there, there is some sort of program which is in some way shittier than R. if so, please let me know, so I can feel better about the situation where R is a thing I have to use. thank you all so kindly.

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mbt
Aug 13, 2012

microsoft excel

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

why are you using R pick

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Mortimer posted:

microsoft excel

that's not reaaallly supposed to be statistical software tho

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


my middle and last name both start with R

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

R is, I think, considered very good?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

a hole-y ghost posted:

why are you using R pick

because i hate myself

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Rrrrr, ye mateys

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

R is, I think, considered very good?

by jerks who like programs that don't make any sense and are hard to use??

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

spss

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Pick posted:

that's not reaaallly supposed to be statistical software tho

excel is anything you want it to be

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

oh, i may have heard this

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

a hole-y ghost posted:

why are you using R pick

preparing some data for a meeting

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

yes. Python. It pretends to be a statistical package, but it is not. And it can only do black box "machine l34rning". It doesn't even give standard errors in skicit lols

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
LIMDEP works fine for me but might not be what you're looking for

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Parallax Scroll posted:

excel is anything you want it to be

and bad at it

I Am A Robot
Jul 1, 2006
R is easily the best statistical software out there (like by a lot)

it's also really terrible and as a programming language it feels like it was developed by aliens

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

here's a statistical package for you op

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
I use crystal ball, is r very different?

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
SAS, but maybe it's because i had no other choice

R is free though, is your organization too cheap to spring for something that's actually user friendly?

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

I Am A Robot posted:

R is easily the best statistical software out there (like by a lot)

it's also really terrible and as a programming language it feels like it was developed by aliens

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

OctoberBlues posted:

here's a statistical package for you op



I'd "R" him

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
also yeah i know "user friendly" and "statistics software" are mutually exclusive terms

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
MATLAB isn't statistical software but i'm sure people use it for that. so that's probably the worst.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

good joke/reference

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

MATLAB isn't statistical software but i'm sure people use it for that. so that's probably the worst.

what is matlab even for

it seems awful at everything

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.

Mange Mite posted:

what is matlab even for

it seems awful at everything

run a FFT on a fart sound so you can make the perfect fart synthesizer

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Mange Mite posted:

what is matlab even for

it seems awful at everything

it is. i think the original purpose was so that engineers could do numerical linear algebra without having to learn fortran. then as with everything engineers do they just hacked on a bunch of random poo poo and tried to turn it into a programming language and now it's a horrible monstrosity.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
I like mathematica

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Oscar Wild posted:

I use crystal ball, is r very different?

being a wizard is definitely the right call here, op

Fairly passive
Nov 4, 2012

Not as productive as I should be
GSLIB is functional enough. You need to know exactly what you want to do and how to do it of course.

Icept
Jul 11, 2001
Fitting a dataset to a normal distribution in Excel is fun if you like setting up all the calculations manually, step by step.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Pick posted:

I'm just curious if R is the worst program for statistics ever invented by a human being, or if somehow, somewhere out there, there is some sort of program which is in some way shittier than R. if so, please let me know, so I can feel better about the situation where R is a thing I have to use. thank you all so kindly.

Why don't you use SPSS ?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Icept posted:

Fitting a dataset to a normal distribution in Excel is fun if you like setting up all the calculations manually, step by step.

Some assholes at work like to use Google sheets because it's an easily shared document. They're on the list.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

p sure solitaire is worse for statistics OP

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Decebal posted:

Why don't you use SPSS ?

i was told to use R

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Pick posted:

i was told to use R

give this one a try. results should be the same, so it doesn't matter

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

statesticle

Gorgar
Dec 2, 2012

http://www.scn.org/~bh162/basic_programs.html

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Decebal posted:

give this one a try. results should be the same, so it doesn't matter

an important life lesson is doing things the wrong way if it's how your boss told you to do it :(

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