Take Away the Bad Guns And Replace Them With Dog Friends

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RoryBlank: Feb 3, 2010

Oh, there is so much sadness in the world.
All the sad buddies trying to hurt eachother instead of knowing kindness and friendship.
Oh. Why do they do this? They act out of fear?

But what's this? A little buddy, a soft little pal here to save the day and tell everyone that friendship is real.

Here they are. Look at them go.

Do you believe in kindness?

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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

lol those are pretty good

# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:59

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Hello from the goldmine!

# ? Aug 11, 2016 22:06

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

RoryBlank posted:

That was soo coool in grade school.
"Did you watch wrestling last night?"
"Yeah! That dude had a gun!"
"Keeewwwl!"

good thread op

# ? Aug 11, 2016 22:07

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

i am psychokitty and i agree with this thread

# ? Aug 11, 2016 22:09

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Private Joker: Are those... live rounds?

Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two puppimeter. Full doggo jacket.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 22:17

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

"Did he fire six barks or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Mastiff, the most powerful handpup in the world and would bork your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, pupper?

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shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

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Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

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symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Wall Balls posted:

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shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

Wall Balls posted:

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jeff smisek: May 18, 2009

thread is good

# ? Aug 11, 2016 22:44

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

magical.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 22:45

Piso Mojado: Aug 6, 2013

RoryBlank posted:

Oh, there is so much sadness in the world.
All the sad buddies trying to hurt eachother instead of knowing kindness and friendship.
Oh. Why do they do this? They act out of fear?

But what's this? A little buddy, a soft little pal here to save the day and tell everyone that friendship is real.

Here they are. Look at them go.

Do you believe in kindness?

awesome

# ? Aug 11, 2016 22:46

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

You sold me on it, OP

# ? Aug 11, 2016 22:46

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

I like dogs and this thread. :synpa:

fix it please.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 22:48

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Here you go:

# ? Aug 11, 2016 23:04

RoryBlank: Feb 3, 2010

Remember

# ? Aug 11, 2016 23:10

CannedMacabre: Jul 6, 2007; In space, no one
can hear you fart.

Palpek posted:

Here you go:

Savior of the thread.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 23:10

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

Max Payne 3 is the first game in the series where you can dual wield using two different kinds of dogs! And the new physics engine means there's even more sparks and dog treat casings flying everywhere! A fun game for the whole family

# ? Aug 11, 2016 23:35

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

what kind of dog would an A-10's minigun be?

I want to contribute but I don't have photoshop and am currently to lazy to :filez:

Linux Pirate fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Aug 11, 2016

# ? Aug 11, 2016 23:37

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

CJacobs posted:

Max Payne 3 is the first game in the series where you can dual wield using two different kinds of dogs! And the new physics engine means there's even more sparks and dog treat casings flying everywhere! A fun game for the whole family

bullshit sir. the casings should be flying to the rear

_{_{the untalented in any artsy way guy says}}

# ? Aug 11, 2016 23:38

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

SneakyFrog posted:

bullshit sir. the casings should be flying to the rear

_{_{the untalented in any artsy way guy says}}

The game disagrees! Maybe I should have done a worse photoshop job so people could see there are actual casings there instead of delicious nutritious doggy treats

edit: But then again, doing so would spoil my flawless illusion!

# ? Aug 11, 2016 23:40

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

CJacobs posted:

The game disagrees! Maybe I should have done a worse photoshop job so people could see there are actual casings there instead of delicious nutritious doggy treats

edit: But then again, doing so would spoil my flawless illusion!

i stand in the shadow of your flawless logic and evidence, smitten.

you are the champion dragondildoguy.

the utter and complete winner.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 23:42

treiz01: Jan 2, 2008; There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

SneakyFrog posted:

i stand in the shadow of your flawless logic and evidence, smitten.

you are the champion dragondildoguy.

the utter and complete winner.

It is possible that Max is jumping backwards in slow motion through the already previously expelled casings.

# ? Aug 11, 2016 23:56

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

Those suck rear end

# ? Aug 11, 2016 23:56

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Carmant posted:

Those suck rear end

doggie rear end :pervert:

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That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

we need to fixup the page 2 sniper smilie with a dog

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KawaiiAtomicBombs: Apr 15, 2016; ~Ka-Boom~

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CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

Carmant posted:

Those suck rear end

Feel free to make your own and contribute, friend!

# ? Aug 12, 2016 00:19

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

Linux Pirate posted:

what kind of dog would an A-10's minigun be?

I want to contribute but I don't have photoshop and am currently to lazy to

A Great Dane, there's nothing "mini" about the GAU

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KawaiiAtomicBombs: Apr 15, 2016; ~Ka-Boom~

# ? Aug 12, 2016 00:35

Captain Queernabs: Dec 25, 2005; Fig. 1: bonehorse; Pillbug

I want to pet the dogs... I want to be friends with the dogs. Guns, no way, you can't hug a gun... that's not what I'm all about. I need that fur! Baby! That's the good stuff I need--a big snout, a floppy tongue, that's what I'm talking! About. Hell yeah... Hell fuckin' yeah! Get these guns OUTTA here, gimme the pooch pals instead. I need the floppiest ears you got! That's the flavor. Believe it!

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