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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN


Well the Hall of Fame Game was a dud, but we finally made it to the real deal. That real deal, of course, is fake preseason football. Don't give me that look, you're going to watch it anyway because we've had fuckall to do for 6 months, so we may as well try to have fun.

This is the thread to get excited about your fourth-string UDFAs who are definitely future Hall of Famers and won't be driving delivery trucks by this time next month.



All games will be shown only in their regional markets, with a select few airing on the national outlets like ESPN/NFLN/CBS/FOX. Check your local listings here.

There will also be a FREE NFL REDZONE PREVIEW during the preseason, in case you needed a reason to get RedZone. It's awesome.

https://twitter.com/ScottHanson/status/763792858050551808

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME (kinda, sorta, technically) FOOTBALL

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Dolphins' road to the super bowl begins tomorrow

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Ehud posted:

Dolphins' road to the super bowl begins tomorrow

As long as Suh buries Brady on his way there.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

OxySnake posted:

As long as Suh buries Brady on his way there.

Only because the Texans play New England in Week 3.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
If you're not in Discord watching RG3 get owned hard then I don't even know

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Lets go The Philadelphia Wentzes

uh oh pancho!
Sep 3, 2004

THE MARATHON WAS COMPLETED SUCCESSFULLY

CLEAR TIME SGDQ18

can anyone figure out this free redzone poo poo? do you still need a cable provider to log in for the free preview?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

carlos dunlap will tear his acl this evening on the first play. tune in

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

I can't wait for Bear's 7th rounder Daniel Braverman to begin his ascent up the depth chart and shatter the rookie receptions record as the scrappiest, lunchpailiest, unsung slot receiver in the nation.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

gently caress the Patriots, through preseason and postseason, forever and ever, Amen

(I'mma watch some Jimmy G tonight)

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Lmao bucs

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Blitz7x posted:

Lmao bucs

Off to a great start

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Raiders-esque imo

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Nice of the Eagles to get the high point of their season out of the way so quickly

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

GrimGypsy posted:

Nice of the Eagles to get the high point of their season out of the way so quickly

I missed the beginning. DId they get a big return?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

blue squares posted:

I missed the beginning. DId they get a big return?

Fumble on the opening kickoff.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

GrimGypsy posted:

Nice of the Eagles to get the high point of their season out of the way so quickly

lol

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Spoeank posted:

Fumble on the opening kickoff.

lol

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

blue squares posted:

I missed the beginning. DId they get a big return?

TB fumbled, Eagles O got a quick touchdown


lol at that penalty

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

He got that long gain on a block by our soon to be suspended for 10 games right tackle, lol

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?



Dave Fipp: best special teams coach ever, or best coach ever?

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Yeah Philly, I agree, that opening flurry of "doing well" was a little disorienting.

*Settles back into a nice 0-gain 3-and-out with a long, content sigh*

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
So despite past experience and common sense I would like to watch the Ravens preseason game. Anyone know a good way for a non local to go about doing that?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







excited for my 11th season of watching football on tv and typing about it on this messageboard with you fine folks

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
There's a guy who's not making the bucs team

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?



Fumble forced by Cox.

Post your Cox puns itt.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Maybe the Eagles will have a good D this season, who knows!

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Come on, just inject the inevitable Jaguars let-down straight into my veins

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Cool the Bucs line sucks still yay

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Quiet Feet posted:

Fumble forced by Cox.

Post your Cox puns itt.

Guy is so good, he may be our version of Watt during this awful season that awaits us

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







oh wow vernon davis wtf

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
wow a vernon davis dropped pass wow no way wow

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

That was one of Winston's best fuckups, but nowhere near the #1 Jameis Winston fuckup





Also is Chase Daniel an elite quarterback?

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
If Chase Daniel can get that on the Bucs, can't wait to see Cam.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Chase Daniel afraid to take a hit, wow, shameful

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







who is this tanned and coifed man on my tv?

this that david carr?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Where the hell is the RedZone preview? It's not showing up on my International Gamepass :(

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







seriously david carr looked geared up as hell

his suit is painted on

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Preseason WHO DAT!

No really, who dat playing?

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Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

FizFashizzle posted:

seriously david carr looked geared up as hell

his suit is painted on

David Carr hangs around Raiders camp every now and then and looks more than a franchise QB than derek

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