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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Preseason Week 1 GDT: Get your methadone fix here
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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 lol ryan mallett

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Samadhi
May 13, 2001

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

My T levels are rising I'm honestly feeling so INVIGORATED

go down to southie and punch a tourist and ascend

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Yeah. That was a Ryan Mallet type play. Looked very good right up until it didn't.

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 I'm the Fitz regression and also the Saints drop

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Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Asproigerosis posted:

Fine product of the chip kelly process nelson agholor really putting on a show for how to get cut from the roster to save cap room.

Wow I thought he was doing really well for the Eagles until I just looked up his 2015 statline

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

 That was a really good punt from the Eagles

and then holy poo poo at that hit to stop the return

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 drat DA that was nonchalant as hell

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Blitz7x posted:

Wow I thought he was doing really well for the Eagles until I just looked up his 2015 statline

He's been a ghost his entire career. Complete waste of a first round pick, but you could say that for anything chip kelly did.

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Jags had a long opening offensive drive ending in a score and got a drive-ending sack on defense

I approve

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

FizFashizzle posted:

drat DA that was nonchalant as hell

No point diving on a fumble in the preseason

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Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

JT Jag posted:

Jags had a long opening offensive drive ending in a score and got a drive-ending sack on defense

I approve

I can't wait until the Jags lay waste to the AFC South

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warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
Garrapaolo's poo poo, y'all

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Nice recovery by Murphy there.

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Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Lmao mallet

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

 Shrimp your starting QB is bad

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
A-Rob is too good

Just... too good

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 ryan mallet threw a TD!

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
jesus allen robinson

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 Goddamn maybe the Jags offense will be good??

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
KUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN

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sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



 Dee Milliner covering Allen Robinson 1 on 1. lmfao

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Dee Miliner is still horrible.

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
It is unfair to other teams to have to match up against Allen Robinson

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Silly Burrito posted:

KUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN

lol

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 ahahahaha cam ran onto the field after the pick and got a penalty

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Well, Darren Waller is cut.

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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Silly Burrito posted:

KUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN

Just don't.

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sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013

JT Jag posted:

It is unfair to other teams to have to match up against Allen Robinson

Allen Robinson owns but its the 2nd string defense out there right now.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
You go for 2. You go for 2. EVERYONE GOES FOR 2!

That Which Squeaks posted:

Just don't.

Aww.

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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Nice Grayson

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

sirtommygunn posted:

Allen Robinson owns but its the 2nd string defense out there right now.

Still an amazing catch

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Our O looked real bad against the saints D first possession

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Really excited for wentz to get in when daniel is getting sacked on 3 step drops.

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Samadhi
May 13, 2001

 Is anyone else going to be watching the Bears/Broncos or will I be suffering alone

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 funchess TD suck my dick

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
FOOTBALL IS HAPPENING

THERE IS FOOTBALL HAPPENING

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
I don't remember when Fozzy came into the league. Kinda feels like he's always been here.

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Petite Dinklage posted:

Is anyone else going to be watching the Bears/Broncos or will I be suffering alone

Go Bears

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Wooo, walk in to a Jimmy G first down.

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Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Needs More Ditka posted:

Go Bears

In this specific instance...yes.

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