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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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And I have to go out in public with that uncertainty and my whole day is ruined.


I really wish someone would invent a way to smell your own butthole. Think of the lives it could change.


Just a pipe dream though. :allears:

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
fart in you own face op

www
Aug 4, 2010

it probably does

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Bip Roberts posted:

fart in you own face op

Yeah I thought of that but I will be smelling INSIDE my butt not my exterior butt

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

ywo bootyhole stank than a mofucka

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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basement jihadist posted:

ywo bootyhole stank than a mofucka

That's the question I need answered




Just wish someone would invent a way to smell your own butt




Like a Hose or something idk

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i think there might be poop inside my body. this is hosed up, man

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
That's because your rectum is a big blossoming baboon butthole that offends the public as you drag it behind you. Toss some Lilac Pineaud on it

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Hell Yeah posted:

i think there might be poop inside my body. this is hosed up, man

Oh god damnit, when will this end :(

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Champenema posted:

That's because your rectum is a big blossoming baboon butthole that offends the public as you drag it behind you. Toss some Lilac Pineaud on it

The problem is I don't know what it smells like!

There needs to be some sort of tool or way to smell it


Like a balloon or something? Idk

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you know those car pine tree fresheners that don't seem to exist anymore? you know what to do

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
Your diet has a lot of bearing on what your farts/poo poo will smell like, and how potent.

Also, where the gently caress is my Corolla. :mad:

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Through a series of progressions of deep thoughts, I now have the image of a gymnast licking his own butthole while jacking off and sucking his own dick.

Thanks a lot OP. loving stupid jerk rear end in a top hat bitch.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Just work some sick lifehaxxx jazz on this baby

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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HoboZero posted:

Just work some sick lifehaxxx jazz on this baby


This is very close, I will make the website.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Guys please I called you all here to brainstorm not talk about but butthole and think about gymnast doing themselves

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
uggh my brain! the storming! gaaaaauuuauuuuuuauaugh

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


u need to get a vornado fan and point it at ur bare butthole

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Dec 30, 2009

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Mozi posted:

uggh my brain! the storming! gaaaaauuuauuuuuuauaugh

This is the kinda dedication our team needs



You're junior executive now

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

u need to get a vornado fan and point it at ur bare butthole

Hm. Need a diagram bud

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Become gay and have a man smell your rear end, which is what I assume gay dudes do prior to sucking each other off. Queer.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

You can smell your breath by licking a spoon and then smelling it so maybe you can press a spoon against it?

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK_c90uGDc4

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Professor Tomtom posted:

Become gay and have a man smell your rear end, which is what I assume gay dudes do prior to sucking each other off. Queer.

I do this for big events but can't afford it as an everyday solution!

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

You can smell your breath by licking a spoon and then smelling it so maybe you can press a spoon against it?

Is this true? Imma try both brb with a report

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
I lost the spoon in my butt halp!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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down n out posted:

I lost the spoon in my butt halp!

Oh god damnit what have I done!!!!

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Beefeater posted:

Your diet has a lot of bearing on what your farts/poo poo will smell like, and how potent.

Also, where the gently caress is my Corolla. :mad:

Have you checked
















in your butt:grin:

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Dec 30, 2009

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Wamdoodle posted:

Have you checked
















in your butt:grin:

Wha the fu-

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
One time Obama thought I was making GBS threads too much so he hired a bunch of hookers to poo poo their pants and put their butt in my face in public places but it's not rape because I'm a smelly rear end in a top hat.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

One time Obama thought I was making GBS threads too much so he hired a bunch of hookers to poo poo their pants and put their butt in my face in public places but it's not rape because I'm a smelly rear end in a top hat.

Hey Alex

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



ur making GBS threads straight pepino

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Poo comes out of butts

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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social vegan posted:

ur making GBS threads straight pepino

That is a huge relief, thanks Doctor.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Smash it Smash hit posted:

That is a huge relief, thanks Doctor.

drink pepto and go to bed w a hurt stomach like a grown up u bitch

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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social vegan posted:

drink pepto and go to bed w a hurt stomach like a grown up u bitch

Yeah well who is going to hurt my stomach, chump?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Smash it Smash hit posted:

Yeah well who is going to hurt my stomach, chump?

pepino he will only let u down drink milk get strong bones and beat up anybody who calls ua clown

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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social vegan posted:

pepino he will only let u down drink milk get strong bones and beat up anybody who calls ua clown

Oh poo poo he's back in town?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



my grandpa let's call him grandpa clam used 2 call me a clown and say that the things i enjoyed doing in my time were clown things i pounded grandpa clam until his face looked like buttered toast that was the day i stopped getting an allowance and i started taken it

-chapter 2 of how to make friends and influence people

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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social vegan posted:

my grandpa let's call him grandpa clam used 2 call me a clown and say that the things i enjoyed doing in my time were clown things i pounded grandpa clam until his face looked like buttered toast that was the day i stopped getting an allowance and i started taken it

-chapter 2 of how to make friends and influence people

I literally drink more milk in a week than you grandpa has ever drunken ever so I think you are biting off more than you can chew pepino

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Oh I don't think Alex has delta fields going through his pipes every time a turd hits the water.

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