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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Aww yuss the bus crash two parter is on

that's a good one

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Drunken Baker posted:

loving knee-capped, dude!

No no, that happened before the events of the show

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

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CJacobs posted:

Man, I like Taub. It makes me sad how hard his character gets shafted regarding his former spouse-cheating lifestyle because he and Foreman are like the only two characters on that show that are... like... normal people, intentionally. Everyone else has something wrong with them or has some tragic past that keeps coming up or some other drama related to them but Taub is just Taub. It's refreshing.

edit: But even then, in the Kutner suicide episode they imply that Taub once tried to kill himself and it's like why?? Why can't he just be a normal guy with no dark troubled past??

He wanted kids, now he has two. He pretty much won the Housebowl.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

The Bananana posted:

that's a good one

Extremely high quality

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
RIP Amberlamps.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Doppelganger posted:

True story, the guy who played Foreman is now the head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

It's his best role for sure, except maybe for his appearance in Def Jam: the Fight for New York.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
I would like to play Def Jam: the Fight for Princeton Plainsboro

edit: House would be a good beginner player because of the cane's extra reach, but with a high skill ceiling so that players who really want to learn the character can still fight against the higher-tiers

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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Ork of Fiction posted:

It's his best role for sure, except maybe for his appearance in Def Jam: the Fight for New York.

Dude's a brick wall for newbies, too. :gitgud:

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



I like the one where Chase punches out House because he wants to scare everybody into no longer asking if he's okay all the time.
then Taub takes a photo of House's busted face and shows his wife, says that it was him that punched out House and she jumps his bones for being such a badass.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



House has been punched/attacked a lot in the series.

Remember the dude that's always in jj Abrams stuff, taking a knee to house cause house asked for the dudes brain dead wife's heart? Or the time he was shot. Or the numerous times he's been punched. Never slapped though... not like he's too smooth for it. The opposite in fact . Interesting

Wait...


Maybe his ex wife slapped him? Idk, some one fact check that. Reference season 2.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



The Bananana posted:

House has been punched/attacked a lot in the series.

Remember the dude that's always in jj Abrams stuff, taking a knee to house cause house asked for the dudes brain dead wife's heart?

Was that the guy that was in Heroes that looks kinda like Keanu Reeves might if Keanu ate like 30 hamburgers every day for a year?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Quote-Unquote posted:

Was that the guy that was in Heroes that looks kinda like Keanu Reeves might if Keanu ate like 30 hamburgers every day for a year?

Yes. He's also the pilot of the plane that the main characters crash on in Lost, some dude in alias, and he was like... a space traffic controller in the latest star trek. Dude must suck Abrams dick Hella good.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
What I'm saying is, I wish House had beaten people up with the cane more. It happens like one time and even then he just golf swings it into a fat dude's gut and that's like picking on the short kid at recess.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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Was that to burst all the abscesses in his stomach? I liked that one.

Hang on, I think that was the same one with the dude with aids and they do a load of eckies and whatshername bangs chase because she might have aids lol

good episode.

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
What the gently caress are the first episodes of season 6 (House in the psych hospital) I kind of like it though.

I've been playing it for the past few weeks for background ambiance. I thought the final season was shortly after Amber died but apparently I have tons of disposable hours to go through still.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




jHouse best House.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKJV67Pv7uA

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

https://vimeo.com/9728372

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i like when cracked out cameron shows up at Chase's house like 'hey wanna gently caress or what'

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Moridin920 posted:

i like when cracked out cameron shows up at Chase's house like 'hey wanna gently caress or what'

I think maybe anyone would say yes?

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Just gonna throw it out there but I would probably not have sex with someone that I just saw get a lungful of HIV+ blood in their eyes and mouth.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Quote-Unquote posted:

Just gonna throw it out there but I would probably not have sex with someone that I just saw get a lungful of HIV+ blood in their eyes and mouth.

Lol. Oh yeah. Eh.

Death is only the beginning, I suppose.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Quote-Unquote posted:

Just gonna throw it out there but I would probably not have sex with someone that I just saw get a lungful of HIV+ blood in their eyes and mouth.

It's ok, in this universe nobody can ever come down with a long lasting disease unless they're the patient of the week so you're totally safe.

edit: Except for that one episode where 13 is sexing with a lady and the lady has a stroke or something. Maybe you're not safe if it's one of the main characters. I'd try wilson instead :q:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Quote-Unquote posted:

Just gonna throw it out there but I would probably not have sex with someone that I just saw get a lungful of HIV+ blood in their eyes and mouth.

I don't think it would be able to sufficiently populate in her system fast enough to really pose a risk of infection, plus the person doing the loving (Chase) has significantly less odds of contracting it anyway.

Plus condoms.

Plus whatever just immediately go get the anti-virals.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


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Profondo Rosso posted:

Houses hallucination dream things of cuddy as a stripper were my first TV induced boners

Came here to post this. But I don't think they were my first boners. Not like I keep a logbook of my boners or w/e :ninja:

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Lmao this rules.

diabeetz posted:

What the gently caress are the first episodes of season 6 (House in the psych hospital) I kind of like it though.

I've been playing it for the past few weeks for background ambiance. I thought the final season was shortly after Amber died but apparently I have tons of disposable hours to go through still.

Same, I mean I stopped watching the DVR episode between season 5 and 6 so now that I'm in 5 I'm starting to recognize episodes more fully.

S5 ep 15 has one of the Boyle brothers from always sunny and the guy is a good actor. Although lol that his opening scene he's wearing a turtle neck. Dude.

Wilson makes me laugh more and more every season.

And they're fully infected with the "jerking me around" and "deflecting" by this stage

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
They spilled the twist on this episode by fronting the cold open with the parents needing to "decide" the sex of their child with both sex organs.

They already did this with the model who was actually a boy.

This time it's a young boy (who must be a XX human)


Nvm. That's what I get for half watching

ziasquinn fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Aug 26, 2016

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Moridin920 posted:

I don't think it would be able to sufficiently populate in her system fast enough to really pose a risk of infection, plus the person doing the loving (Chase) has significantly less odds of contracting it anyway.

Plus condoms.

Plus whatever just immediately go get the anti-virals.

imo death to AIDS is a small price to pay.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



reignofevil posted:

imo death to AIDS is a small price to pay.

(We were all thinking it.)

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Lol the episode with kutners suicide is ridiculously somber in color tone

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Yeah, once I noticed that the show's color tone changes based on the tone of the episode, I immediately gained the ability to spot when something sad was about to happen.

Fun fact about the episodes where house is hallucinating on drugs, they're filmed with shakycam instead of on stationary cameras and that's probably on purpose

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
buncha kubrick wannabe's

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

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blue = sad thing
orange = it's fall

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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just rubber up and dont go down on her, boom! 100% safe from aids

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I'm watching season 1 again but the women's eyebrows all look terrible.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
I have reached the point where Foreman and Taub become roomies and it is heartwarming at the same time as it is weird as hell.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Cameron is full of poo poo about house poisoning Chase and destroying his ability to tell right from wrong. She's just completely full of it. Dude was gonna kill way more people.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Lol this was the cure in the porn star ep

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Cameron is full of poo poo about house poisoning Chase and destroying his ability to tell right from wrong. She's just completely full of it. Dude was gonna kill way more people.

"You've turned him into a copy of you, guy who is vastly intelligent and always correct even through unorthodox methods! This is the worst thing that could happen to him!"

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Like the whole point of the arc was he thought it was the right choice because even though it was destructive it was less destructive than letting the guy live

Cameron thought the same stupid thing about killing the guy at the outset


Foremans corruption is much more compelling and actually accurate.

Hell, Chase made a decision and stood up for himself. During the original teams run he was the guy who agreed with everything and never stood up to House, save for punching him once

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