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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > test your emerengcy preparedness
 
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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

 after the short video there will be a test so take careful notes

what are some DOs of emergency preparedness?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyAfEhZO974

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

 Shove all your drugs up your butthole

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El Marrow
Jan 21, 2009

Everybody here is just as dead as you.
Shove all your belongings up your butthole

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Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
Shove everyone else's belongings up your butthole.

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Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS
I would last about forty five minutes in a real emergency, I think. Then I'd be caught/eaten/poisoned accidentally/frozen to death/dehydrated/whatever.

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'd just immediately mug some rube who does have a kit lol

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
 Someone help! I've been shoved up someone's butthole and I can't find my way out!

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