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Have you ever thought to yourself, "when will somebody make a comic for me, a man?" and you are a man, then "Be Like Dirk" and other Politically Incorrect Comics is for you. This unique, no-holds-barred collection of artistic masterpieces doesn't pander to the "PC crowd," and takes down American women a peg or two by showing their true vile nature. All this poor guy wanted to do is see "that hit movie" with a woman who strongly resembles John Elway, but he instead ended up getting fired because... of women things. Also Becky agrees to a threesome with a winking, bearded man named Dirk, because she is a woman, and women are sluts. So this guy, who doesn't have a name apparently, does what any of us would do in such a situation: he goes to Cambodia. FUN FACT: there are no "western women" in Cambodia, which naturally means the females there are attracted to fired fast food employees.  Then there's, uh, this:  I'm not cultured enough to grasp what's going on here, but I think it has something to do with snakes, very small tigers and tanks, a policeman with a spiked ball dick, and a floating bag of money. Oh there's also a majestic lion on the left, I think he's going to fight the tank and tiger. In "The Tables Turn," a man gets revenge on his ex-wife by carrying a bag of nickels while she sits on a couch with that fuckhead Dirk, both of whom are nearly naked for women reasons I guess.  It's nice to know despite all this, Dirk is still very happy. He has everything a guy could need: a woman with inflamed pink tits, a painting of a silhouette, and a marshmallow necklace. Also the guy with the bag of change has a lot of strange pockets on his belt. They are the pockets of revenge. Also there are hot sex scenes [NSFW!!!!!]  A little something to help the lonely man rub one out tonight! I hope you enjoy these politically incorrect comics as much as I do, and if you don't, then you're obviously some idiot who will end up running away from both a tent and a wolf. 
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why doesn't her bra have straps or a band
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Aug 12, 2016 20:06
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I live in a hospital and look forward to checking This out
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Aug 12, 2016 20:05
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he slapped her boobs red and raw you insensitive jerk
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Aug 12, 2016 20:06
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kazr posted:he slapped her boobs red and raw you insensitive jerk i think she's wearing booty socks the wrong way 
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Aug 12, 2016 20:07
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i like those leather pouches he has on his belt. very practical for storing things such as your cellular telephone or pogs
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Aug 12, 2016 20:08
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kazr posted:he slapped her boobs red and raw you insensitive jerk
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Aug 12, 2016 20:09
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Oh cool. Making fun of mra's again (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 12, 2016 20:09
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cool idc
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Aug 12, 2016 20:09
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to clarify idc about both you and those comics you worked really hard on (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 12, 2016 20:10
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YeahTubaMike posted:i think she's wearing booty socks the wrong way These wikihow pictures have suffered a serious drop in quality.
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Aug 12, 2016 20:10
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Lowtax posted:Western women like it hard and raw but when you punch them in the tits for seven hours they get upset and call the cops??? hows that fair Six hours, fifty nine minutes and fifty nine seconds and not a single second more.
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Aug 12, 2016 20:12
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Greta find OP! I will sticky this thread later tonight and look forward to seeing it "in the goldmine" later.
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Aug 12, 2016 20:12
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i like your bitstrips lowtax keep em comin
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Aug 12, 2016 20:13
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I'm the redcoat.
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Aug 12, 2016 20:13
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 so is his girlfriend a lesbian or something idgi
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Aug 12, 2016 20:15
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at least it's not day by day
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Aug 12, 2016 20:16
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Yes, but what are his feelings on Mondays and lasagna?
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Aug 12, 2016 20:17
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Give Pat a Job posted:Yes, but what are his feelings on Mondays and lasagna? 
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Aug 12, 2016 20:18
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you cute! me number now! you number! me me me!
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Aug 12, 2016 20:18
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gently caress you Becky, you western pig slut
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Aug 12, 2016 20:20
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Same
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Aug 12, 2016 20:21
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some days you're the lasagna and some days you're the pipe sho nuff
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Aug 12, 2016 20:21
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i'm reading all these in peter griffins voice 
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Aug 12, 2016 20:22
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fiesta garfield
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Aug 12, 2016 20:22
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 Come on down to Dirk's gently caress shack!
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Aug 12, 2016 20:21
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Mozi posted:you cute! me number now! you number! me me me!
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Aug 12, 2016 20:22
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YeahTubaMike posted:
I'm assuming if they're dating he would already have her number
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Aug 12, 2016 20:22
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Dreddout posted:
Dirk has a rake, a broom, and a bucket. No wonder he's a chick magnet.
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Aug 12, 2016 20:23
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I thought all idiot white guys went to Japan when looking for the eastern women of their dreams. Is this guy poor so he has to go to Cambodia or something? Is that a good place to pick up women?!
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Aug 12, 2016 20:23
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at the bottom of his webcomic page is a link for an article about the benefits of legalized prostitution
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Aug 12, 2016 20:24
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Business Gorillas posted:I'm assuming if they're dating he would already have her number that's the same girl from a comic where he's his girlfriend, and his wife, in non-chronological order, so i'm very confused also, shoutout to the cambodian woman who is pale as gently caress and wears a pink sweatshirt with a pink sweatskirt
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Aug 12, 2016 20:24
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 Lowtax and Lady A (in my head canon)
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Aug 12, 2016 20:24
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my goal is to bench 200 and get a man fired
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Aug 12, 2016 20:25
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 edit: ^^welp
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Aug 12, 2016 20:27
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Lowtax posted:Dirk has a rake, a broom, and a bucket. No wonder he's a chick magnet. You forgot chest piercings.
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Lowtax posted:Dirk has a rake, a broom, and a bucket. No wonder he's a chick magnet.  Luvcow posted:at the bottom of his webcomic page is a link for an article about the benefits of legalized prostitution That's right under the "eye candy of the week", which you presumably hate jack it to while thinking about bitches.
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