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Khorne
May 1, 2002

Fat Shat Sings posted:

I thought all idiot white guys went to Japan when looking for the eastern women of their dreams.

Is this guy poor so he has to go to Cambodia or something?

Is that a good place to pick up women?!
I don't know if you'd call the age group sex tourists visit Cambodia for women.

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
how do you draw these so fast

wow your talented

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Maybe if nameless McDonald manager man would lose the lame loving utility belt he could rake in some of the sweet sweet poontang.


Reminds me of martyr

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I'm pretty sure this guy is some kind of space alien.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i'm so loving pump for an internet cartoon strip that finally isn't afraid to speak the truth!! hopefully this one isn't "taken down" like other brave pioneers, like shredded moose and that one with the racial commetary

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.


"Big Daddy Government" sounds like a rewrite of 1984 by a leather bear.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

housefly posted:

Your head is a canon? What does it fire?

into your bum if you want

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i'm so loving pump for an internet cartoon strip that finally isn't afraid to speak the truth!! hopefully this one isn't "taken down" like other brave pioneers, like shredded moose and that one with the racial commetary
I would kill for a comic like this!!!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I'm not sure where you found archival footage of my life to use for your little webseries but now that I know I'm afraid all your new material will be tainted.

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016


i think hawaiian libertarian and the rational male are gonna be in the justic league movie right?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Dreddout posted:



"Big Daddy Government" sounds like a rewrite of 1984 by a leather bear.

fuckin' BIG GOV'T trying to be my DADDY now tell me what to do gently caress YOU I ONLY GOT ONE DAD AND HE LEFT TO GO BE A TRAIN ENGINEER WITH DUII ON HIS RECORDS

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Dreddout posted:



"Big Daddy Government" sounds like a rewrite of 1984 by a leather bear.

i wanna stick my winston through the glory prole and join your inner party

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dreddout posted:



"Big Daddy Government" sounds like a rewrite of 1984 by a leather bear.
he loved big brother

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
lmao i can't loving believe that the goddamn matrix is still informing mens philosophical and political ideals in tyool 2016

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

I AM THE TOILET posted:



i think hawaiian libertarian and the rational male are gonna be in the justic league movie right?

Yeah, they square off against Charles Sledge and the Soviet men.

hth posted:

i wanna stick my winston through the glory prole and join your inner party

Sounds like racial bolshevism to me. :colbert:

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I've been waiting my whole life for a web comic like this, thanks a bunch lowtax, for saving my life

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Eye candy of the week?

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006
It astonished me when people would find this poo poo in 2002 and it astonishes me now.

What kind of mental illness makes people share their insecurity with the world?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Dreddout posted:



Come on down to Dirk's gently caress shack!

This reads better if he moves the third frame to the beginning, and then deletes all of these and kills himself.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

wyntyr posted:

What kind of mental illness makes people share their insecurity with the world?

"If I get it down on the page it'll help me process through it."

-- Someone who has never traced the life of an artist and their demons literally ever.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

8 track betamax posted:

Eye candy of the week?


thats me

just imagine baby

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Snatch Duster posted:


thats me

just imagine baby

PM me

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Snatch Duster posted:


thats me

just imagine baby

I hate sand

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
it is rough and it gets everywhere

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
It's like SEA PATROL but instead of scooby do's it's MRAs!

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

housefly posted:

Your head is a canon? What does it fire?

bad posts, incessantly

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Lowtax posted:

So this guy, who doesn't have a name apparently, does what any of us would do in such a situation: he goes to Cambodia. FUN FACT: there are no "western women" in Cambodia, which naturally means the females there are attracted to fired fast food employees.



I'm going to guess that this plotline is ripped off from this book, The Naughty Nomad (a memoir about sex tourism)

Maybe the author is the same guy as the comic author? The names are different, but the book author is "Mark Zolo" and the comic author is "Relampago Furioso," which I suspect is not his real name :crossarms:

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!


Trying to be the big spoon without suffering the consequences?

Looks like the female privilege checklist hits 98 injustices. smdh

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I'm not so sure I like this webcomic. :confused:

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sharzak posted:

bad posts, incessantly

:eyepop:

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
It's fine when you realize Dirk is the protagonist.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
It's like he read American splendor and thought chronicling a pathetic life and dead end job is all that makes a comic great

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

Snatch Duster posted:



Lowtax and Lady A


Awww duuuude, don't kinkshame our 'tax.


A Salty Affair
Oct 9, 2012

Right on. drat these women constantly causing us nice guys to lose our prestigious fast-food jobs.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

mind the walrus posted:

I'm not sure where you found archival footage of my life to use for your little webseries but now that I know I'm afraid all your new material will be tainted.

Lol, taint-ed

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
there is a special rung of hell for sexhavers and women


i have to catch my flight to laos, see you saps onn the flip flop

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Boy, I guess I've been doing this "man" thing all wrong. Thanks for pointing me towards the The New Modern Man Lowtax!!!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

god drat it dirk why do you have 2 left hands

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
thank god Mad Men came along to show us how we should live our lives

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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Linux Pirate posted:

Maybe if nameless McDonald manager man would lose the lame loving utility belt he could rake in some of the sweet sweet poontang.


Reminds me of martyr



Wasn't this guy a janitor or something?

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