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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

lol

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Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

dirk has stolen my heart

Yeah really. An idiot bitch MRA dressed like he is going to his Bar Mitzvah hitting on his employees and going to cambodia for sex

Vs

A handsome guy who is slaying it with daily 3 ways, always smiling and surrounded by ladies that enjoy his company

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Fat Shat Sings posted:

Yeah really. An idiot bitch MRA dressed like he is going to his Bar Mitzvah hitting on his employees and going to cambodia for sex

Vs

A handsome guy who is slaying it with daily 3 ways, always smiling and surrounded by ladies that enjoy his company
AND he lets them fart on his hand!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
women? WOMEN?! let me tell you about "women"...

Complaint Compilation
Apr 8, 2016

:sax:
Only 20$ he will answer your questions.
https://relampagofurioso.com/rf-life-coaching-by-relampago-furioso/




Gentlemen.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Pls don't post my webcomic.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

a hole-y ghost posted:

AND he lets them fart on his hand!

and he has good taste in jewelry and classy facial coiffure

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

no. And dont say anything else just no.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Applewhite posted:

Pls don't post my webcomic.

nice try the tits and asses in these comics are microscopic

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
You guys are so critical of this one I'm worried you'd tear mine apart.

Complaint Compilation
Apr 8, 2016

:sax:

Nathilus posted:

no. And dont say anything else just no.

Shut up.

looks like a random link but no, that new modern man navigation bar is a portal into nothingness.
why-you-should-not-have-sex-with-girls-who-hate-donald-trump
http://www.rooshv.com/why-you-should-not-have-sex-with-girls-who-hate-donald-trump

:smugdon:

from the article: Punish Trump haters with your cock

Complaint Compilation fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Aug 12, 2016

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Fat Shat Sings posted:

Is Dirk the protagonist?

i've already confirmed that yes

Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!
Holy poo poo.

The author of this comic offers "life coaching" services.

What needs to happen here is clear.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
spot on

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

PoorMoralCompass posted:

Shut up.

looks like a random link but no, that new modern man navigation bar is a portal into nothingness.
why-you-should-not-have-sex-with-girls-who-hate-donald-trump
http://www.rooshv.com/why-you-should-not-have-sex-with-girls-who-hate-donald-trump

:smugdon:

from the article: Punish Trump haters with your cock

Wait a minute......

Complaint Compilation
Apr 8, 2016

:sax:


https://relampagofurioso.com/2016/04/25/the-ten-laws-of-hypergamy/

10. Even though it will seem like the women you meet abroad are interested in you as a man, always remember they are just like any other women you meet. They are interested in your social status, the power you have, or resources you bring to the table. As Schopenhauer said, dissimulation comes naturally to the female sex so beware. Never trust what a woman says, watch what she does.

9. You must not take the woman you meet abroad out of her native culture. As soon as she is exposed to the hemlock that is misandry and Cultural Marxism in America everything you love about her will die. She will adapt to America’s toxic culture, and your entire purpose will have been defeated. She must remain in the patriarchal culture she grew up in, and you must stay with her.

8. Remember that women often monkey branch. She may be interested in you initially because you represent an opportunity for her to raise her social or financial status. But, if she meets friends of yours who have higher status she will often “monkey branch” and swing across and become property of the other man.

7. Long distance relationships are strongly discouraged. Women are experts at deception. Often, women will have a man who provides them with resources while having another that provides them with sexual satisfaction. (Here in the Caribbean, this Beta Bucks provider often is a gringo and the lady will have a “Papi Chulo” on the side loving her when the gringo is not around.) Remember, women are not loyal especially when unattended.

6. Beware the Green Card seeker. While this is not as big of a risk as some make it out to be, there are women who will play along until you take her home with you to your country. Once she finds out you are staying in her country for the long haul, you will be disposed of.

5. Pros are not recommended. There are generally two types of women in more libertine cultures: whores and the best girl you will ever find with no in the middle. Once you arrive as an expat, pros can be fun to “shore” (Game and have short-term flings with without paying) but they do not make good partners.

4. Play the field. You will likely have more options than you have ever had in your life by virtue of your social status especially if you are from America or Western Europe. Do not settle for the first piece of rear end that comes along.

3. Adapt to the culture you are in. Rather than bringing the nihilism, anti-religiousness and materialism of Anglo America with you, adapt to the culture you are in. Abroad, the good girls often still attend church (this is a good thing) and often are very family-oriented. They also know how to do and even enjoy traditional feminine activities like cooking and cleaning. Do not stop them from doing this.

2. Maintain frame and Game at all times. Do not become soft and Beta just because a woman has submitted to you. If you want to keep her, you still must maintain an aloof attitude.

1. Remember you are the prize and keep your self interest paramount at all times. This one is difficult for most men, but your have to put your interest over hers. Failure to do this will get you burned every time. Never, ever expect loyalty from a woman.



The Corrupt Media then manipulate the masses with campaigns of fear and consumption, while always appealing to government authority as a sort of god that will solve all the world’s problems. It also helps promote the medical-pharmaceutical complex with constant drug advertising and spurious news reports that give people the notion the solution to all their health problems is a trip to the doctor and a pill. All the while, as Tom Naughton has proven, the government promotes a food pyramid that leads to a heart disease and obesity epidemic.

A growing police and surveillance state in America is a product of what Ron Paul has called the “biggest and most intrusive government in the history of mankind.” The United States imprisons more people per capita (as a percentage of the population) than any other nation in the history of mankind, mainly for drug crimes in a failed War on Drugs that has cost one trillion dollars and yet has not reduced drug use. It has led to people seeking prescription drugs from the medical-pharmaceutical complex, however. In that regard, it lets an institution the government regulates control the supply.

Politicians then knowingly create or misrepresent problems by sewing division on every possible difference they can find in people – everything from race to sex to religion (among other differences). The Political Game and its vivisection of the public into squabbling factions that can’t stand each other lives up to the age old concept of divide and conquer.

Feminism, promoted since the 1960s has worked hand in hand with Cultural Marxism to break up the nuclear family, the foundation of any civilized society. Anthropologist J.D. Unwin studied history and found that no society on earth has ever remained civilized once restrictions on female sexuality have been lifted, 30 years before feminism was unleashed on the public by the CIA via Gloria Steinem.

Another product of The Political Game is Racial Bolshevism, which scapegoats whites and particularly white males as the villains behind all the world’s problems. (Which in truth, these problems are mostly created by politicians.)

The Global Warming Religion is then preached and becomes a creed for those who then have no religion, after Cultural Marxism has purged traditional religion from their lives. It not only serves this purpose, but more importantly is leading to the creation of a global carbon tax and therefore global government, since a body that has the power to tax every nation is a de facto world government.

When the objectives of each of the pieces of this puzzle are put together, the objective of eliminating the nation-state and emergence of a Communist New World Order comes into plain view. This centralized power will be ruthlessly enforced by stringent economic and social controls once the two halves of Western Civilization, Europe and the United States are reduced as threats to the consolidation of power by ongoing demographic replacement. The rest of the world will fall like dominoes once the most powerful countries in the world fall under the new world government.


https://relampagofurioso.com/2016/04/20/what-is-the-matrix/

:shrek:

Complaint Compilation fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Aug 12, 2016

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Buy Gold and MREs. Buy Gold and MREs.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
My personal view of the world is summed up by "racial bolshevism".

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I list my religion as Global Warming

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Ibogaine posted:

My personal view of the world is summed up by "racial bolshevism".

From each race according to its ability, to each race according to its needs.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

I'm the surprising hand

HighwireAct
May 16, 2016


Pozzo's Hat

http://youtu.be/5JWl9Ic53lY

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Gloria Steinem is CIA funded. It all makes sense now.

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe
Is this guy Harry Russo from Necromaniac?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

nice try the tits and asses in these comics are microscopic

Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!
I need to know more about the original story arc.

My guess is that this guy was bitten by a radioactive rear end in a top hat.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i want to believe that the real life dirk is the creator of this comic

dirk rules

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
that first comic is somethign straight out of Law for Kids

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Lowtax posted:

So this guy, who doesn't have a name apparently, does what any of us would do in such a situation: he goes to Cambodia. FUN FACT: there are no "western women" in Cambodia, which naturally means the females there are attracted to fired fast food employees.


it's like he heard the song title "Holiday in Cambodia" but didn't bother to actually listen to it

Complaint Compilation
Apr 8, 2016

:sax:






*tingle*

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

is this his comic version of when the hot girl comes into the party and the light and music shift and get real slow

Complaint Compilation
Apr 8, 2016

:sax:

The Protagonist posted:

is this his comic version of when the hot girl comes into the party and the light and music shift and get real slow

No, it's when the girl he thought was unattractive takes off her glasses.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

VendaGoat posted:

Buy Gold and MREs. Buy Gold and MREs.

aren't mre's only good for like 2 years tops? are you supposed to eat nothing but mre's?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

aren't mre's only good for like 2 years tops? are you supposed to eat nothing but mre's?

Expired MREs are loving terrible.

Complaint Compilation
Apr 8, 2016

:sax:


Thoughtmouse.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

King of Bees posted:

Expired MREs are loving terrible.

Eat the loving MREs like the loving pig you are.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


There's some idiot on YouTube who eats expired MREs ,I'd much prefer if someone started to use MRAs for food.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i wonder how much this guy lost from his first (and probably only) marriage

HighwireAct
May 16, 2016


Pozzo's Hat

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Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

pretty sure this dirk guy comes to my pharmacy, he's an obese type 2 diabetic in his 20s who makes jokes every time about needing viagra for his next threesome when it's painfully obvious he hasn't been near a human vagina since birth

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