Finally, a webcomic that isn't afraid to "tell it like it is"!!!!

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Complaint Compilation: Apr 8, 2016

Lowtax posted:

I am glad the bat survived.

but that bat is...
A WOMAN (female)

# ? Aug 13, 2016 03:59

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:33

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

webcomicry has come into its own gentlemen

# ? Aug 13, 2016 04:02

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

I think the thing I don't understand most about this poo poo is: Why is the main woman's face modelled after that weird hairy white ape thing that's being all bitten up by a smaller browner ape thing in that (in)famous image that I spent the past hour trying to find.

bonus wtf : NWS http://www.donglutsdinosaurs.com/exhibits-1/ NWS

staberind fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Aug 13, 2016

# ? Aug 13, 2016 04:25

EngineerSean: Feb 9, 2004; by zen death robot

I'm the cop holding a medieval mace and a whip while grinning.

# ? Aug 13, 2016 04:25

EngineerSean: Feb 9, 2004; by zen death robot

Applewhite posted:

You guys are so critical of this one I'm worried you'd tear mine apart.

Would love to see Dirk get plowed by two dick girls.

# ? Aug 13, 2016 04:26

Khorne: May 1, 2002

staberind posted:

I think the thing I don't understand most about this poo poo is: Why is the main woman's face modelled after that weird hairy white ape thing that's being all bitten up by a smaller browner ape thing in that (in)famous image that I spent the past hour trying to find.

bonus wtf : NWS http://www.donglutsdinosaurs.com/exhibits-1/ NWS

It's like a serial killer's trophy photo collection.

# ? Aug 13, 2016 04:54

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

that storm looks ominous, but my octopus has never been cleaner

Loled hard, irl. thank you.

# ? Aug 13, 2016 05:04

I AM THE TOILET: Jul 11, 2016

a hole-y ghost posted:

same

# ? Aug 13, 2016 05:17

reallivedinosaur: Jun 13, 2012; Ogdober subrise! XDDD

PoorMoralCompass posted:

Lollo what.

they are hatching more people eggs to repopulate the earth you dumb

# ? Aug 13, 2016 05:32

Klyith: Aug 3, 2007; GBS Pledge Week

PoorMoralCompass posted:

bwah hah hah hah sigma

I am such a loser that even ego-stroking MRA ideology can't convince myself that I'm an alpha man. But I'm not a beta! We need a new category for the fedora-wearing rebel loner outsider like me who is still very successful with women and money! The SIGMA. That's me.

# ? Aug 13, 2016 06:16

Fat Shat Sings: Jan 24, 2016

Klyith posted:

bwah hah hah hah sigma

I am such a loser that even ego-stroking MRA ideology can't convince myself that I'm an alpha man. But I'm not a beta! We need a new category for the fedora-wearing rebel loner outsider like me who is still very successful with women and money! The SIGMA. That's me.

You know they begrudgingly put "Alphas" at the top because that is the order of the alphabet. The true top though is obviously Sigma.

"M'lady, As a Sigma I defy placement in typical social conventions but I'm far superior to those frat boy swagger Alphas."

Personally I'm a Theta.

# ? Aug 13, 2016 06:28

Kthulhu5000: Jul 25, 2006; by R. Guyovich

Whoa, a Greek alphabet? Seems, I don't know, pretty dang gay to me...

# ? Aug 13, 2016 06:42

Real Mean Queen: Jun 2, 2004; Zesty.

I gotta say it's pretty ballsy to make a comic about how bad women hate you and then also try to sell advice about women on the same page, especially when that advice inevitably is "spend a bunch of money to move to a third world hellhole and then pay for sex." Shame that's all his balls have ever done for him

# ? Aug 13, 2016 07:11

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Cowboy Pope posted:

I gotta say it's pretty ballsy to make a comic about how bad women hate you and then also try to sell advice about women on the same page, especially when that advice inevitably is "spend a bunch of money to move to a third world hellhole and then pay for sex." Shame that's all his balls have ever done for him

The comic is called be like dirk, the dude getting laid. I think the idea is to present the main dude as a rube.

# ? Aug 13, 2016 07:47

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

If electricity is a trick, then what really killed my uncle?

# ? Aug 13, 2016 07:53

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana: Nov 25, 2013

The Skeleton King posted:

If electricity is a trick, then what really killed my uncle?

the matriarchy

# ? Aug 13, 2016 08:18

Robot Style: Jul 5, 2009

staberind posted:

bonus wtf : NWS http://www.donglutsdinosaurs.com/exhibits-1/ NWS

Haha, this is the website of the dude who wrote all the Dinobots episodes of the Transformers. Guy knows what he likes.

# ? Aug 13, 2016 08:25

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

Dreddout posted:

"Big Daddy Government" sounds like a rewrite of 1984 by a leather bear.

Big Daddy was a fatty boom boom wrestler on British TV in the 1980s. He would always fight Giant Haystacks and win because he was the goody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DSro4l_0cE

Big Daddy government would probably involve being bumped out of a ring with his massive gut at some point.

# ? Aug 13, 2016 08:29

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Kthulhu5000 posted:

Whoa, a Greek alphabet? Seems, I don't know, pretty dang gay to me...

yeah you know the greeks have been traditional boy fuckers throughout history :shrug:

# ? Aug 13, 2016 08:33

Real Mean Queen: Jun 2, 2004; Zesty.

ArbitraryC posted:

The comic is called be like dirk, the dude getting laid. I think the idea is to present the main dude as a rube.

The guy writing it would not be writing it if he were Dirk, he would be having his third threesome of the week on a Monday and be far too busy and happy to make weird bitter comics

# ? Aug 13, 2016 08:49

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Dirk? More like JERK!!!!!

# ? Aug 13, 2016 08:51

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Dirk rules.

# ? Aug 13, 2016 09:00

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

extra stout posted:

this seems to sum up the mental health of the artist

also he has no concept at all of how women look or how bench pressing works

Those are solid goals though

# ? Aug 13, 2016 09:07

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

PoorMoralCompass posted:

https://relampagofurioso.com/2016/04/20/what-is-the-matrix/

Pretty sure the global warming religion comes before we outlaw whites and families. But I'll have to check my one world government cheat sheet

# ? Aug 13, 2016 09:08

HighwireAct: May 16, 2016; Pozzo's Hat

Pawn 17 posted:

Dirk? More like JERK!!!!!

what

what the gently caress lmao

# ? Aug 13, 2016 09:19

HappyKitty: Jul 11, 2005

PoorMoralCompass posted:

A growing police and surveillance state in America is a product of what Ron Paul has called the �biggest and most intrusive government in the history of mankind.�

quote:

Ron Paul

Ron Paul

Ron Paul

Ron Paul

RONPAULRONPAULRONPAULRONPAULRONPUALROMPUALRONPAULRONPLAU

# ? Aug 13, 2016 09:42

Eararaldor: Jul 30, 2007; Fanboys, ruining gaming since the 1980's

I'm quite surprised the artist did not make Dirk black, so he could be enraged more.

# ? Aug 13, 2016 09:45

Fat Shat Sings: Jan 24, 2016

ArbitraryC posted:

The comic is called be like dirk, the dude getting laid. I think the idea is to present the main dude as a rube.

Nah, the comic is written to justify the main dude a lot. His opinion on western women, Dirk being one dimensional and not being as happy as him because he just slays pussy and gets shallow western women. His ex trying to leave Dirk to get back with him.

As confusing as his other poo poo is I think "Be Like Dirk" is just some passive aggressive grudge he is holding where an Ex told him to "Be like ________" some guy she was loving instead of a idiot bitch MRA. Not a literal instruction to "Be like Dirk."

to be fair I've not actually looked at the website and have nothing better to do than over analyze MRA comics, so 50/50 i'm wrong on this one while 100% i should kill myself

# ? Aug 13, 2016 09:49

UrbicaMortis: Feb 16, 2012; Hmm, how shall I post today?

Profondo Rosso posted:

its almost endearing that instead of being virulently racist like most of the mra/whatever crowd online is he has a fetish for black ladies

As Thomas Jefferson and Strom Thurmond demonstrated, it is possible to be super racist and attracted to black women.

# ? Aug 13, 2016 09:57

Real Mean Queen: Jun 2, 2004; Zesty.

Pawn 17 posted:

Dirk? More like JERK!!!!!

You can tell this guy is good at living in society because he's making dilbert-caliber jokes about starbucks in 2016

# ? Aug 13, 2016 09:57

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Profondo Rosso posted:

lol yep thats the one. good poo poo

edit: lmao

Did the dream of Obama burning the fuckbarn ever come true?

# ? Aug 13, 2016 09:59

bitmap: Aug 8, 2006

A comic in which things really work out for a cool guy named dirk

# ? Aug 13, 2016 11:04

de_dust: Jan 21, 2009; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

you know it's kinda like everything is terrible and that nothing has any real redeemable value

# ? Aug 13, 2016 11:06

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

PoorMoralCompass posted:

In David Attenborough voice:*Crab evolution advanced by leaps and bounds after the extinction of humanity*

# ? Aug 13, 2016 13:00

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

Pawn 17 posted:

Dirk? More like JERK!!!!!

Dirk has a good point here when he says "what's his name": does anyone in the comic have an established name besides him?

Also it's sad to see a woman leave her husband just because he has a hideous deformity. He couldn't control having been born with his arm extending from his armpit rather than his shoulder

Leroy Dennui fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Aug 13, 2016

# ? Aug 13, 2016 13:27

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Pawn 17 posted:

Dirk? More like JERK!!!!!

if the woman were black this would be me irl, dirk owns

# ? Aug 13, 2016 13:28

Ibogaine: Aug 11, 2015

staberind posted:

I think the thing I don't understand most about this poo poo is: Why is the main woman's face modelled after that weird hairy white ape thing that's being all bitten up by a smaller browner ape thing in that (in)famous image that I spent the past hour trying to find.

bonus wtf : NWS http://www.donglutsdinosaurs.com/exhibits-1/ NWS

All the women in this gallery are hookers, right?

# ? Aug 13, 2016 14:36