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also lol @ betting on the preseason
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Develop a real addiction, like alcoholism. Then you can get all kinds of help!
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Aug 13, 2016 09:03
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Hey if you give me some money I may or may not, some of the time, give you more money back. Does that sound good to you?
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Aug 13, 2016 09:11
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Im also an alcoholic. Thanks for the tax tips but i live in canada so I dont think it applies, but i also won't have to pay taxes when I finally win millions. I lost the friday jackpot but I will try again for tonights draw if anyone has some numbers thanks everyone and good luck
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Aug 13, 2016 10:34
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some mlb spread picks too. I think tonight will be my night
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Aug 13, 2016 10:36
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op, you should do lots of live bets against the Rockies when they have the lead in the mid-late innings. Their bullpen is horrendous so it's a good way to make some quick cash!
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Aug 13, 2016 18:46
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Ask Norm Macdonald. He seems to have it figured out.
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Aug 13, 2016 19:01
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Consider switching to poker. Live poker will cure anyone of a gambling addiction
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Aug 13, 2016 19:37
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OctoberBlues posted:op, you should do lots of live bets against the Rockies when they have the lead in the mid-late innings. Their bullpen is horrendous so it's a good way to make some quick cash! going to do this thanks
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Aug 13, 2016 19:49
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Blame your wife for all the disappeared money, she will then try to prove to you it wasn't her, then say you are going to call the police to report the circumstances of this apparent identity theft / fraud that has fallen on your household.
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Aug 13, 2016 20:17
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well you want to make sure you're wearing some good running shoes
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Aug 13, 2016 20:40
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Volume posted:Last NFL playoffs every one in my office was placing bets and when they got to me I was like "Oh no thank you." but they kept pushing and insisting I join in their betting pool til I had to tell them "I don't believe in gambling" they asked if it was for a religious reason and I was just like "No, I just don't like losing money" and after that every one treated my like a social pariah for not wanting to gamble and give up my money. You insulted their style and way of life and also the things they love. Yes thats stupid. I work in the gambling industry and all i can tell the OP is, gambling is not to make money its to have fun. I am not joking or anything, thats the baseline. You gamble, you will loose the money end of story.
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Aug 13, 2016 20:42
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put the farm on the team usa basketball moneyline
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Aug 13, 2016 20:49
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Roargasm posted:put the farm on the team usa basketball moneyline 
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Aug 13, 2016 20:52
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all greek to me m8
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Aug 13, 2016 20:54
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:all greek to me m8 Michigan State was a heavy favorite in the first round of the NCAA basketball tournament. This person bet $1,700 and if Michigan State had won they would have gotten their $1,700 back plus a measly $85. Instead Michigan State lost and the person lost $1,700.
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Aug 13, 2016 20:55
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OctoberBlues posted:Michigan State was a heavy favorite in the first round of the NCAA basketball tournament. This person bet $1,700 and if Michigan State had won they would have gotten their $1,700 back plus a measly $85. Instead Michigan State lost and the person lost $1,700. what would they have got for betting $85 against them?
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Aug 13, 2016 20:56
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OctoberBlues posted:This person bet $1,700 and if Michigan State had won they would have gotten their $1,700 back plus a measly $85. lmao these loving retards who takes those odds? who are these loving people how do they even have $1700 to begin with
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Aug 13, 2016 20:57
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John Denver Hoxha posted:what would they have got for betting $85 against them? Probably around $1,200-$1,300.
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Aug 13, 2016 21:00
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As Wesley Snipe wisely counsels in Passenger 57: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTDeOPFr9e4
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Aug 13, 2016 21:00
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John Denver Hoxha posted:what would they have got for betting $85 against them? E: answered
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Aug 13, 2016 21:06
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Moridin920 posted:lmao these loving retards If you zoom back on a casino as a whole and average out all of the action and take out the expenses it's a "churn 1700 make 80 bucks" operation. To make that ticket a good purchase Michigan has to win more often than about nineteen times out of twenty. I don't know anything about the relative strength of those teams but it's not hard at all to find matchups like that in professional sports.
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Aug 13, 2016 21:13
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SPORTS BALL
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Aug 13, 2016 21:16
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there is a trick to always win at gambling. just play roulette and always bet on black. your going to lose 50% of the time of course, but the trick is you always triple your bet when you lose. you will win eventually, and once you do the tripeling strategy ensures that all of your previous losses will be covered (plus a profit). this strategy is 100%, don't try it too often at casinos or they will kick you out 
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Aug 13, 2016 21:21
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Op, you should bet on UFC. You can basically pick the winner of a fight based on how a guy walks to the octagon. Easy money
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Aug 13, 2016 21:22
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Sports bets are for fools according to that ticket! Why the hell would anyone bet almost $2,00 to win $85? Just work another day or something and there you go. They wouldn't even risk losing money on that method. Stick to something like Black Jack. Better odds there. And it seems way more profitable. In fact, always invest in Black Jack, and stop betting on human error reliant sports. This seems pretty simple.
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Aug 13, 2016 21:22
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Usually people will parlay those heavy favorites, so instead of risking $1,700 to win $85 on a team with a 95% chance to win, you're instead risking something like $400-$450 to win $85 that four teams, all with 95% chances to win, will all win. Those losing betting slips are also funny, but not as funny as that Michigan State one. 
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Aug 13, 2016 21:25
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Rutibex posted:there is a trick to always win at gambling. just play roulette and always bet on black. your going to lose 50% of the time of course, but the trick is you always triple your bet when you lose. you will win eventually, and once you do the tripeling strategy ensures that all of your previous losses will be covered (plus a profit). Stop stealing my ideas!! 
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Aug 13, 2016 21:25
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ahahahahahaha holy gently caress
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Aug 13, 2016 21:28
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that makes me feel better for losing $250 on the panthers last super bowl
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Aug 13, 2016 21:29
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I put a hundy on the wrong end of Maypac but I think it was an okay bet overall
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Aug 13, 2016 21:51
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Sheep-Goats posted:I put a hundy on the wrong end of Maypac but I think it was an okay bet overall I'm glad I'm not the only one who says "hundy"
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Aug 13, 2016 23:23
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my wife and I were in Vegas a few years ago and decided to each bet a parlay with every single Sunday NFL game in it, spread, money line or o/u. My ticket was dead in the early games. hers survived all the early games so she just had the 3 late games and Sunday night to go. She won 2/3 early games but then lost with I think a New England Dallas game that she money lined ne on. Don't recall if she would have won or lost SNF but gently caress tom Brady for losing that game and also in general
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Aug 13, 2016 23:31
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I don't remember what they would have paid but it was a lot
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Aug 13, 2016 23:33
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always bet on black
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Aug 14, 2016 00:05
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:always bet on black Stop spreading false information. Red is what you bet on if you want to win the big bucks. And a complex set of lucky rows, columns and numbers.
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Aug 14, 2016 00:25
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OctoberBlues posted:op, you should do lots of live bets against the Rockies when they have the lead in the mid-late innings. Their bullpen is horrendous so it's a good way to make some quick cash! i live bet the phillies giving 1.5 in the sixth inning for +165 and won. thanks
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Aug 14, 2016 06:51
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idiotbitch posted:i live bet the phillies giving 1.5 in the sixth inning for +165 and won. thanks I'm glad that my pain can bring someone joy.
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Aug 14, 2016 06:58
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Winning is fun, which is why I gamble. I also make OK money so can absorb losses. My boss brings in 10k to the Casino every other week to play with; its basically walking around money for him. Lucky bastard.
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glad i didn't play the cowboys rams preseason game. I already hate the LA rams and their fans
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