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sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander . Actually as a 'Murkan, I feel a bit flattered that they paint us so large, and I would like to return the favour. Sort of. some ideas for nicknames for nations: Iran: Little Nicky, Hangem High, Land of the Knee-Walking Turkeys Iraq: StuffBlowsUp, UnderNewMismanagmentstan Afghanistan: Kerblamistan (Capitol: Kaboolm), Craterfarm (ample parking day or night) North Korea: Democratic Rupublic of NoisyButthole, Punkville, North Punkea Britain: Republic of AMF (AdiosMotherFuckers) France: LandofManyCheesesandStabbyPersons Turkey: ShoottheBastards 'Murka; GiantPublicShootingRange (Free Admission to Brown Targets) , Shoutocracy Canada: ABunchOf NiceGuys, America's Tree Toupee ... I could go on, but you dont want me to I'm sure. You get the drift by now.
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If bad posting were an art form you'd be Fred Durst.
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Heyhey well well well well yeaah yeaah (Together) We will go our way (Together) We will leave someday (Together) Your hand in my hand (Together) We will make the plans (Together) We will fly so high (Together) Tell our friends goodbye (Together) We will start life new (Together) This is what we'll do (Go west) Life is peaceful there (Go west) Lots of open air (Go west) To begin life new (Go west) This is what we'll do (Go west) Sun in winter time (Go west) We will do just fine (Go west) Where the skies are blue (Go west) This and more we'll do (Together) We will love the beach (Together) We will learn and teach (Together) Change our pace of life (Together) We will work and strive (I love you) I know you love me (I want you) Happy and carefree (So that's why) I have no protest (When you say) You want to go west (Go west) Life is peaceful there (Go west) Lots of open air (Go west) To begin life new (Go west) This is what we'll do (Go west) Sun in winter time (Go west) We will do just fine (Go west) Where the skies are blue (Go west) This and more we'll do (I know that) there are many ways (to live there) in the sun or shade. (Together) we will find a place (to settle] down and live with space (without the) busy pace back east, (the hustling), rustling of the feet, (I know I'm) ready to leave too, (so this is) what we're going to do, (Go west) Life is peaceful there. (Go west) Lots of open air. (Go west) To begin life new. (Go west) This is what we'll do. (Go west) Sun in winter time. (Go west) We will do just fine. (Go west) Where the skies are blue. (Go west) This and more we'll do. (Go west) Life is peaceful there. (Go west) Lots of open air. (Go west) To begin life new. (Go west) This is what we'll do. [fade out] (Go west) together together we'll gone our way (Go west) together together you lead me the way (Go west) you begin life new (Go west) this is what will do (Go west) life is peaceful there
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Funky See Funky Do posted:If bad posting were an art form you'd be Fred Durst. I do my worst.I workedd for that red-letter title. As have you I see. ... You gottadmit Little Nicky for Iran is near-perfect. e: Who the hell is Fred Durst?
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zimboe posted:I do my worst.I workedd for that red-letter title. As have you I see. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/11/austin-solid-waste-fred-durst_n_822082.html
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Pretty bad loving thread, it sucks and isn't funny and is actually kind of poo poo. I think you are probably a bad person because you lack the self awareness to know this is a bad thread, and thus, likely are incapable of understanding what it means to be good at pretty much anything. Ok see you later, hopefully never tho. Edit: zimbola
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Aug 13, 2016 08:27
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Why hasn't this dude been banned yet
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Aug 13, 2016 08:31
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Get This: Adolf Hitler
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Aug 13, 2016 08:33
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Get This: Adolf" loving" Hitler
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Aug 13, 2016 08:37
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I got a nickname for you op it's EAT MY BONCH YOU GRIZZLED BUNG SPELUNKER
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Adolf " Five Knuckle Duster Buster"
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Pudding Huxtable posted:I got a nickname for you op Whoa, hostility. What, you from Little Nicky or something? Or Nose City? E: Ten points for a pretty good slur, though. "Bung Spelunker", heh. I'm stealing that. zimboe fucked around with this message at 09:51 on Aug 13, 2016 |
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Aug 13, 2016 08:45
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zimboe posted:Whoa, hostility. gently caress off bitch
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Aug 13, 2016 08:49
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Lot's of people off meds ITT.
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Didn't know that OP had been prescribed anti tard meds or that those existed, but he should take a double dose
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blowfish posted:Lot's of people off meds ITT.
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:gently caress off bitch You are all pretty pathetic at slurring, the same old f and a,c,b stuff, you rear end-breathing knee-walking harelipped hunchback.. Im gonna take a risk kere. DISCLAIMER: I like Jews. Jews are cool. I am a pro-Semitic.They are smart, good at doctoring and lawyering, and don't take crap lightly. I like Jackie Mason, Mel Brooks, and the Three Stooges. What's not to like? I have benefited from Jewish kindness and hospitality many times in my life and might have failed without it. ... I have one Jewish grandmother which makes me a Hymie by Nazzhole standards, so I got a loicence. So I take the plunge: Israel:YouDon'tFuckWithUsWeDon'tFuckWithYou, Guns'n'Noses A Jew told this joke at dinner to me: "why don't Jews ever get lost in the woods?" Because Mossad dropped a nickel at the North Pole. So you might as well call me a Kike, too, you mesugga schmucks.[b]
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They're comparing you to this guy, Americans.
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Personally I can't wait until The Land O' Guns'n'Noses glasses the crap out of Little Nicky. Things will be quieter and more boring. Boring is good. Boring is safe. I like boring.
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Guns 'n' Noses, a good name for a Metal Klezmer band. Metal Klezmer. It must exist somewhere. If not it must be invented.
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zimboe posted:Personally I can't wait until The Land O' Guns'n'Noses glasses the crap out of Little Nicky. e: At least until the Great Amurrican Shoutocracy elects Donny " Dr. Strangehair" Trump to be the American Tutnum. Then Nicky might be, I dunno, pretty hosed. Dr. Strangehair is gonna win folks. Sorry. Don't panic. Don't fill your collective panties full of bricks just yet. Just relax and ride this strange torpedo to wherever it may go.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:If bad posting were an art form you'd be Fred Durst. this post made me look up Limp Bizkit on youtube since I couldn't remember what any of their stuff sounded like. And really, it is just terrible. People say Nickelback sucks, but really Nickelback is only repetitive and bland, it's not like they don't know which side of the guitar makes the twing-twang sound. Fred Durst really is on another level.
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I honestly think you should respect people that are not in your immediate vicinity. That is all I have to say.
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a hole-y ghost posted:Sorry , just enjoying a few Adolf HitLOLs here. Good name for a really brass-balled non-PC standup comic. So is Dr. Strangehair. e: God,I miss Carlin. And Kinison. And Hicks. Imagine Carlin's commentary on the current steaming heap that is the election. Treasure we will never know. zimboe fucked around with this message at 10:40 on Aug 13, 2016 |
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nuclearweapon posted:I honestly think you should respect people that are not in your immediate vicinity. That is all I have to say. I do not quite understand what that means. Who am I disrespecting and how? please clarify and I shall try to improve. At least you have the simple decency to not simply call me a bitch or a fuckman or something. Thank you.
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its full of white devils
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sorry about your brain, personality, sense of humor and appearance.
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Serious Frolicking posted:sorry about your brain, personality, sense of humor and appearance. Now,now, let's not get all personal, shall we? My sense of humour is fine. My brain works well. The rest is, yah, pretty hosed. But I derail my own thread. ... The basic concept in this here thread here is by nicknaming nations, we personify them, and then condense and better understand their behavior. Nations are a meta-organism, akin to an ant nest, made up of more or less chaotic subunits called Citizens, or alternately, Clueless Assholes. There is no rule that says the nest has to be smarter than the unit neurons: most nations do not seem any smarter than competing amoebae. This a basic theorem: As the nest gets more sophisticated in its organization, the sub-units (You) get dumber; because they don't need to be. Examples: The Jack-jumper (or bulldog ant) Of Australia is a very primitive ant, nests of a few dozen. They have good vision and good brains for ants. The Leaf-eater ants of South America are among the most sophisticated of nests, practicing agriculture and slavery, nests of hundreds of thousands with various castes. The individuals are almost brainless, mostly consisting of many olfactory signalling glands, basically six legged walking neurons. So in this thread, we name the various human ant-heaps, according to behaviour. Hence, Britain 'AMF", America "fuckyouworldgotMine",Israel "GoAway", etc. ... Much can be learned about Man by contemplating Ants.
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are the human systems ultimately self organizing or do they require some sort of organizer. For example, an illuminati or a race of lizard beings
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zimboe posted:I do not quite understand what that means. Who am I disrespecting and how? please clarify and I shall try to improve. I think that your statements are making diplomats jobs harder and i honestly want to see world peace and I am not going to insult any country because I like them all and there is no reason to insult them.
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nuclearweapon posted:I think that your statements are making diplomats jobs harder and i honestly want to see world peace and I am not going to insult any country because I like them all and there is no reason to insult them. Sorry to dissapoint ya, Chum, you're never gonna see WORLD PEACE. 'Cause those nation-amoebas fight like hell and actually can't know what peace is. E: Ask a lion what World Peace is and he might reply "Starvation." War is in our (The nest's) nature. zimboe fucked around with this message at 12:13 on Aug 13, 2016 |
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idiotbitch posted:are the human systems ultimately self organizing or do they require some sort of organizer. For example, an illuminati or a race of lizard beings It's hard to gauge from down here on the trails, but I think self-organization. There may be people who Think they are the great Illumanati, but modern culture betrays little such central organization to my cynical eye.
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I think "the great Djinn" is the correct term for the evil incarnate that is the US
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kikkelivelho posted:I think "the great Djinn" is the correct term for the evil incarnate that is the US Well, yeh, but aren't Djinni supposed to be more or less wise and beneficent entities only acting as the Trickster in response to drat fools, greedy or not? They act to punish Sin and foolishness, as I understand the canon. ... Hassan, CHOP! Thank you, Chuck Jones.
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When I hear about the US as the Great Satan, I think about this wonderful ditty by Philip Anselmo and Hank III. Personal insult till multiple injury is in store for you not me They simply had to be calling out, calling out to me Blacked out, I blacked out with a hatred, I hate enough to see Personal insult leads to multi-injury drat the eyes The ultimate fix is in, crawling though diease and ruins Enslavement of man begins, only the strong yet scared are Spared an early death Personal insult, till multiple injury Personal insult, destroying Personal insult to multiple injury Personal insult, on your, crushing Unholy war you will get, you can get, its just bullshit (sandnigger) A holy war you will get, you can get, jihad is a joke Fight us the American public The most pissed off mother fuckers in the world The US is the Great Satan.. Satan.. Satan Personal insult, till multiple injury Personal insult, destroying Personal insult to multiple injury Personal insult, on your, crushing
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