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CANNIBAL GIRLS takes consecutive top of page snipes
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Aug 15, 2016 05:26
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how me a frog posted:Hey fuckman, I'm thirty and I don't like
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Aug 15, 2016 06:29
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-yjj6_LBCs
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Aug 15, 2016 11:46
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Can't believe no one suggested this: You are now a sports fanatic. Become obsessed with your nearest professional sports teams and you will meet men. Simple men that follow formats, that don't like to think much. Men that are still looking for someone to have their 2.3 kids with. Men that drink a lot and have blurry vision. In no time at all, you will watch an emotionally draining game, filled with highs and lows, and this will forge a real connection with the people you're surrounded by. Um hello, doesn't anyone else in their late 20s or early 30s see all the husband hunting women becoming sports fanatics? Or is it a regional east coast thing, or wha?
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Aug 15, 2016 13:09
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ProperCoochie posted:Can't believe no one suggested this: oh my god i never made the connection
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Aug 15, 2016 13:29
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Jailbrekr posted:No matter how badly you are put together, there is someone out there who will either think you're perfect or has such low self esteem they'll pretend your personality is the most important part of sexual attraction. And then they'll gently caress you with the lights out. This.
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Aug 15, 2016 13:49
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The sea of late 20's - early 30's women in new hats and jerseys crowding sports bars whenever the Jays do well seems to back that up.
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Aug 15, 2016 13:59
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No Stranger Things spoilers please
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Aug 15, 2016 16:46
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You've just got to be confident! Confidence overcomes everything! Also, remember to "fake it 'til you make it" and to "just be yourself"! Sure you've got a busted grill, 50lbs of surplus girth, over a decade of crippling suicidal depression, and what the gently caress is that thing on your face, BUT Just be CONFIDENT. I'm sure that if you grab those boot straps hard and tug with all your might you'll soar with the eagles in no time! USA USA USA
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Aug 15, 2016 17:50
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If you're past your mid 20's then I think the main thing guys care about looks-wise is just being in reasonable shape. What another poster said is true: just get in decent shape (doesn't even have to be super skinny) and let haircuts and makeup do the rest.
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Aug 15, 2016 19:43
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Ugly people typically only have one feature of theirs that makes them ugly. Fix the thing that makes you ugly with plastic surgery.
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Aug 15, 2016 19:59
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Get your Ph.D and advance humanity in some way! Nobody care's about Marie Curie's looks now (although she was pretty cute)
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Aug 15, 2016 20:24
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Decebal posted:Get your Ph.D and advance humanity in some way! Nobody care's about Marie Curie's looks now (although she was pretty cute)
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Aug 15, 2016 20:31
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Girrrrrl, you said it yourself. You don't wear makeup. That's going to be the number one confidence booster for just yourself! If you can get over the whole, "I want to be a natural beauty because that's what guys like" you will probably surprise yourself. As a teenager, I didn't wear makeup and I didn't have a lot of guys waiting in line to date me through highschool, but people are shocked to see how "pretty and gorgeous" I am now. Even just the shortest makeup routine goes a long way. Foundation, eye-liner, mascara and some other small basics will get you there. gently caress contouring and high-lightning, just make yourself happy and others will see it too. Positive posting
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Aug 15, 2016 20:32
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A big honking set of tits never hurt, either.
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Aug 15, 2016 20:35
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nudalBrains posted:Girrrrrl, you said it yourself. You don't wear makeup. That's going to be the number one confidence booster for just yourself! If you can get over the whole, "I want to be a natural beauty because that's what guys like" you will probably surprise yourself. As a teenager, I didn't wear makeup and I didn't have a lot of guys waiting in line to date me through highschool, but people are shocked to see how "pretty and gorgeous" I am now. Even just the shortest makeup routine goes a long way. Foundation, eye-liner, mascara and some other small basics will get you there. gently caress contouring and high-lightning, just make yourself happy and others will see it too. by natural beauty guys actually mean natural-looking makeup instead of ridiculous runway clown makeup
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Aug 15, 2016 21:01
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I have the same problem except I don't know if I'm ugly :/
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Aug 15, 2016 21:32
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HoboTech posted:You've just got to be confident! drat it seems a lot of people have told you to be yourself and just be confident
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Aug 15, 2016 21:44
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Devila posted:I have the same problem except I don't know if I'm ugly :/ Everyone is a dog faced monster to someone, friend. : )
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Aug 15, 2016 21:59
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sweetmercifulcrap posted:If you're past your mid 20's then I think the main thing guys care about looks-wise is just being in reasonable shape. What another poster said is true: just get in decent shape (doesn't even have to be super skinny) and let haircuts and makeup do the rest. Umm nooo it's tits, rear end, face, soul, in that order. Unless you're begging for it I guess. Is being in shape a euphemism for not being over 200lbs? Because otherwise I think you're full of poo poo.
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Aug 15, 2016 22:15
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VendaGoat posted:A big honking set of tits never hurt, either. Bottom line is be top heavy. But that means top heavy. Not middle-heavy. The higher your center of gravity, the better your chances.
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Aug 15, 2016 23:03
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Sapper posted:Bottom line is be top heavy. Some men like it lower.
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Aug 15, 2016 23:13
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Sapper posted:Bottom line is be top heavy. Redmanred posted:Some men like it lower. The truth is in the middle 
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Aug 16, 2016 00:34
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A really big rear end but it's suspended at waist height with twine.
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Aug 16, 2016 00:35
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RE: Makeup vs Natural Look NO woman looks better without makeup than she does with (properly done) makeup. None. Nada.Especially the ones you see on TV/magazine covers. If someone tells you you look better without makeup, one of three things is occurring: 1. You've gone past "makeup" to "Clown Paint"/"Camouflage for the Whore Wars". Tone it down a bit, Tammy Faye. 2. If the person saying it is male: A.) He's a loving idiot, and has never seen an attractive woman without *any* makeup. In this case, "Natural" means just a touch of foundation, natural lip stick/stain, and a little bit of mascara, just enough to accentuate the eyes. -OR- B.) He's trying to get into your pants. If he's already in your pants, it means he's tired of waiting 3 loving HOURS TO LEAVE! JESUS TITTYFUCKIN' CHRIST, WE'RE JUST GOING TO THE GODDAMNED GROCERY STORE, WOMAN! 3. If the person saying it is female: A.) She's a jealous bitch who's thinks you're a threat to her desirability, and is trying to trick you into making yourself less attractive. -OR- B.) She's your mother, and she's trying to keep you single. And/or she's a jealous bitch who thinks you're a threat to her desirability.
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Aug 16, 2016 01:29
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VendaGoat posted:A big honking set of tits never hurt, either. this right here
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Aug 16, 2016 20:07
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Sapper posted:RE: Makeup vs Natural Look Quoting this well constructed post
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Aug 16, 2016 20:17
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He goes after the pretty girl even though I can hold a conversation..... I share some of his interests.... I don't spend all my money on shoes and shoppping... *adjusts cateye glasses*
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Aug 17, 2016 18:53
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Op can't get a date but this ugly mother fighter not only had 2 women fighting over him but one even murdered to. Have him to herself
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Aug 17, 2016 19:49
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HoboTech posted:Just be CONFIDENT. * Work out a lot * build your confidence and stuff * Be aware of the incoming signals * DON'T FOCUS ON ONE GUY!!!! Seriously work the room so to speak * Finally, when you land a fish be a complete freak in bed Number three is the hardest. I bet you have gotten signals and just completely missed them. Also ugly is very subjective. As long as you aren't in the Treacher-Collins syndrome range, just start working the scene.
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Aug 17, 2016 20:16
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ProperCoochie posted:Can't believe no one suggested this: omg i'm 29 and i've been a baseball fan since i was a child, i hope dudes at mets games aren't looking at me like i'm some sort of maneating hog 
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Aug 17, 2016 20:24
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i like that posted:I mostly like people for who they are on the inside... lol i like that... i appreaciated this
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Aug 17, 2016 21:08
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Wearing makeup is not something I feel right doing. Am I to sacrifice my convictions to appease a vain patriarchal world? Maybe it is time; how nice positive attention and interest must feel...Volume posted:Op can't get a date but this ugly mother fighter not only had 2 women fighting over him but one even murdered to. Have him to herself
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Aug 17, 2016 23:25
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You become a crazy cat lady. I literally am this pic. I was hot as balls in my teens-20s, now @ my 30s I'm fat and sagging and wear a head scarf (some times). 
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Aug 17, 2016 23:31
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i like that posted:Wearing makeup is not something I feel right doing. Am I to sacrifice my convictions to appease a vain patriarchal world? Maybe it is time; how nice positive attention and interest must feel... It's all about perspective. I've seen men fight for ham beasts. Because that was the only meat to be had. And as they say "meat's meat and a mans got to eat." If it makes you feel better, I'd rather have a gracious, down to earth, wholesome girl who may not be that great to look at than a 10/10 chick that requires me to empty my wallet every pay day. Then, insists that I find new friends.
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Aug 18, 2016 00:08
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Salty Josh posted:It's all about perspective. I've seen men fight for ham beasts. Because that was the only meat to be had. And as they say "meat's meat and a mans got to eat." Yeah. A good personality is always much better but she has a point, if it doesn't get the loins stirring than nobody's a'moving.
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Aug 18, 2016 00:17
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At the end of the day, it's what satisfies you. Things that I appreciated from a woman: 1. Driving down the road and placing my hand on theirs at the center console knowing that the reassuring squeeze was love. 2. Waking up in the morning to a familiar presence next to me. 3. Someone to laugh at my terrible rear end jokes. 4. Butt That's just me. Some people enjoy the little things in life. And... overconfident fat chicks piss me off to no end. That's pretty much the consensus from everyone here at the office as well. Don't be a douche. But more importantly, don't be a fat douche. Edit: OP, you'll be alright. It just takes patience. Self improvement will go a long ways though. Even if it's just a baby step at a time. Salty Josh fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Aug 18, 2016 |
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Aug 18, 2016 00:22
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Salty Josh posted:It's all about perspective. I've seen men fight for ham beasts. Because that was the only meat to be had. And as they say "meat's meat and a mans got to eat." Someone will settle for me if they have literally no other choice... As meat's meat and a mans gotta nut. That is a really uplifting perspective, thank you Salty Josh
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Do I need to bear the cross as I'm in my mid twenties? Do I need to wait almost a decade for my average looks to become appreciated? Where can women meet men that wont murder them?
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