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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
pugs look and sound ugly as gently caress

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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thathonkey posted:

pugs look and sound ugly as gently caress

why the hell would anyone want a dog that cant even breath right?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Pugs can be cute but yeah, they look really damaged and wrong most of the time

fronkpies
Apr 30, 2008

You slithered out of your mother's filth.
Border terrier.

They are IMO the best dogs, smart, independant, easily trainable, not yappy or super crazy like a lot of other terriers, no health issues, small enough for apartment & city life.

Also I have one and love him to bits (Malmo his name is) . Yes I do have an Instagram for the dog yes I did go stir crazy for the first few weeks of his life being stuck inside with him!









Just in case anyone wants to follow on instagram! https://www.instagram.com/malmothedog

fronkpies fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Aug 13, 2016

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Zzulu posted:

Pugs can be cute but yeah, they look really damaged and wrong most of the time

pugs are broken. They all have trouble breathing.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Border Collie/Terrier? Border of what? Sounds like some made up dumb shits.

Labs? Are they operating scientific experiments? Are they in the R&D dept? No? Then gtfo of here with your "labs".

Samoyed. The Best. Dog.

tyk00n
Sep 25, 2006

College Slice
May I present the Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever:





Thank you for your consideration



tyk00n fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Aug 13, 2016

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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zoink2000 posted:

May I present the Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever:



http://imgur.com/a/QbS83

http://imgur.com/a/DXkgh

Thank you for your consideration

a good dog!
almost as good as a labrador

MasBrillante
Dec 3, 2005

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Any schnauzer including the big dumb ones. Here is a schnauzer driving a car:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVH3pxfZ3E

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Labrador or German Shepherd

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Golden Retrievers and Flatcoat Retrievers are the best Retrievers, and therefore the best dogs.

Luxury breeds like Bernese and Newfoundland are also cool and good, but they are huge and their grooming needs are crazy.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

The Bananana posted:

Labrador or German Shepherd

Labrador AND German Shepherd.

Mutts rule

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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MasBrillante posted:

Any schnauzer including the big dumb ones. Here is a schnauzer driving a car:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVH3pxfZ3E

we literally have nothing better to do but to teach dogs how to drive.


The Bananana posted:

Labrador or German Shepherd

yup

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I like Boston Terriers because most dogs were bred for a real purpose, like retrieving ducks for you or eating rats or guarding your sheep from rapists, but bostons were bred for the sole purpose of being your little buddies.

Yeah I vote for the gassy little gentlemen

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Hey guys peep this rad dog

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
poor doggy sees the no skating sign

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

:smith:

tyk00n
Sep 25, 2006

College Slice

Was that ever a poster?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Also beagles don't have piles of genetic problems, another big advantage vs other breeds such as pugs

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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etalian posted:

Also beagles don't have piles of genetic problems, another big advantage vs other breeds such as pugs

I like to imagine that Theon got his dick cut off because he kicked that cute dog to death

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
Get a border collie if you want to have your furniture, remotes, and other prized possessions destroyed for the rest of your life.

Get a lab if you want to have your furniture, remotes, and other prized possessions destroyed for the first two years of their life.

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
well do you want an active dog or a dog bred into obsolescence aka garbage dogs

garbage dogs include but not limited to:

-bulldogs
-english bulldogs
-pugs
-lovely su
-pomeranian
-my mom

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
pugs should be removed from the gene pool

they are too sick to live

their existence is torture

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Hogge Wild posted:

pugs should be removed from the gene pool

they are too sick to live

their existence is torture

I like how sometimes their eyes can randomly pop out

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

amityville anus posted:

Hey guys peep this rad dog



The sad part is how he appears someone beat the snot out of him till he would pose like that. I would feed the dude his own cell phone.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Hogge Wild posted:

pugs should be removed from the gene pool

they are too sick to live

their existence is torture

So, pugs are essentially goons?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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CaptainSarcastic posted:

So, pugs are essentially goons?

you know that you, too are a goon, right?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you know that you, too are a goon, right?

I know. :smith:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

don't feel to bad, it means you have at least $10 to waste

client
Aug 19, 2010

almost all dogs owns, but beagles are definitely the best except from whole howling like tards thing. when mine got old, she was prescribed muscle relaxers and just spent the rest of her life chilling next to me on the couch while stoned as hell.

pomeranian are little assholes sent straight from hell

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I've always had greyhounds as pets but I wouldn't recommend them to people who want a stereotypical dog personality.

Greyhounds are neurotic af.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




I can almost hear it plaintively wheezing "KILLLL MEEEEEEE!"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Dreddout posted:

I've always had greyhounds as pets but I wouldn't recommend them to people who want a stereotypical dog personality.

Greyhounds are neurotic af.

I have a friend who rescues greyhounds, they are very sweet, but strong as hell and kinda stupid

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Dreddout posted:

I've always had greyhounds as pets but I wouldn't recommend them to people who want a stereotypical dog personality.

Greyhounds are neurotic af.

Same, but for beagles

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Labs rule AND drool. If you own a dog that weighs less than 80 pounds kill urself.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Nathilus posted:

Labs rule AND drool. If you own a dog that weighs less than 80 pounds kill urself.

30% of labs weight is slobber

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

30% of labs weight is slobber

Another 20% is jowls. If a lab ever had the notion to flap its jowls I bet it could fly.

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I don't even see Irish Wolfhound on the list. shameful list.

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