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DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe

Microwaves Mom posted:

I don't even see Irish Wolfhound on the list. shameful list.

because they look like muppets

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

DOMDOM posted:

because they look like muppets

gigantic muppets. Theres a problem with that?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nathilus posted:

Another 20% is jowls. If a lab ever had the notion to flap its jowls I bet it could fly.

lol. They wouldn't fly too far away because labs are good dogs

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



MODS please add more options to poll and also add :wom: to thread title

tyvm

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

jesus christ that is so cute

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

woofer and subwoofers

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hogge Wild posted:

woofer and subwoofers

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Greyhounds, Puggles, mutts that can't conceivably go by any other name but Scruffy.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Ratjaculation posted:

This fella comes to see me at work, he sits in his box on the back of a quad bike looking stoned as gently caress



I WANT THAT DOGE

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Huskies or herding dogs are best

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Hogge Wild posted:

woofer and subwoofers

They've good dogs, sadly they have heart problems cuase they're so big so they live about 6 years or so :smith:

psychokitty posted:

I WANT THAT DOGE

I want the one that rolls its eyes while looking like a lil poo poo. Surely you've seem that meme dog before. Hes a lil shitter and i love it

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

lol. They wouldn't fly too far away because labs are good dogs

Tru~

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
great pyrenees, see: avatar

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Quantum Finger posted:

great pyrenees, see: avatar

They are good dogs, but huge. When I was kid there was one that roamed the neighborhood accompanied by a couple of smaller dogs, like they were his henchmen. The Great Pyrenees was named "No Attack," and was the nicest drat dog.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
where's the poll

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

paul_soccer10 posted:

where's the poll

top of the page you stupid rear end in a top hat

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
maybe im biased

because my former roommates garbage muppet dog went to the beach and ate a bunch of sand one day

and the next day while his owner was at work i came home, as i want wont to do, to let out dogs

and his lovely muppet dog had poo poo all over his crate, and himself, and the floor

lovely, sandy, diarrhea

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
I have two corgis and I begrudgingly love them but they're little shits and I would understand if God scorched their breed from this earth.

Golden retrievers are the best.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


WANT DOGE

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

bork

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

you have a very cute puppy

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

count dogula

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
One time I met a Portuguese Waterdog and it turns out that its actually the best dog please close the poll.

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
I vote Caucasian Shepherd.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

iSheep posted:

One time I met a Portuguese Waterdog and it turns out that its actually the best dog please close the poll.

they are very good doggors

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsJLLEwUYZM

ckmishn
Jan 27, 2016
If Collies are the least racist then why didn't we ever hear of Michael Vick owning a Collie? Or did he kill his dogs because they were secretly racist and if he'd have owned a Collie he never would have gotten into trouble?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

CaptainSarcastic posted:

They are good dogs, but huge. When I was kid there was one that roamed the neighborhood accompanied by a couple of smaller dogs, like they were his henchmen. The Great Pyrenees was named "No Attack," and was the nicest drat dog.

You are lucky to have been under His benevolent purview, my good dog friend

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
mutts
mutts and shelter rescues are the best dogs
we rescued my sisters husky from the pound and shes a great dog

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Aussies own but they are really high maintence. Have you ever had a gf who will tear your house down and try to kill you if you dont go on a date with her every single day? Aussies are extremely similar.

Also they tend to be hella standoffish to strangers. Herd dog distrust I suppose. Its kinda cute to have your dog visibly and clearly snub someone who comes up and tries to be friendly, but you really gotta watch em. They are quite goonish and sometimes will bite.

Akkabar Abdul
Jan 31, 2006
Camel Rider
my dog:




225 lbs of beef cake

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Akkabar Abdul posted:

my dog:



225 lbs of beef cake

look at how smug of a pup he was.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
The only poo poo thing about really huge breeds is that they are dead by like age 8. :(

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Akkabar Abdul
Jan 31, 2006
Camel Rider

Microwaves Mom posted:

look at how smug of a pup he was.

Haha, i was actually just thinking that.

And to the guy below, his lineage average age is 10.
He's got a grandmom that lived to 11.

Nothing like the mutt i had that lived for 16 years but ill take 10 with these dogs gladly. Had one die on me just shy of 5 of a heart attack.

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