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Akkabar Abdul posted:Haha, i was actually just thinking that. Wow 10 as an average is really loving good for that size of dog. You don't even get more than 12 outta a big lab.
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Nathilus posted:Aussies own but they are really high maintence. Have you ever had a gf who will tear your house down and try to kill you if you dont go on a date with her every single day? Aussies are extremely similar. sweat to god, if your dog snubbed me i'd slap the poo poo out that bitch
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My dog snubs people and it owns
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gannyGrabber posted:you missed a good one OP You piece of poo poo son of a bitch!
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Gaunab posted:sweat to god, if your dog snubbed me i'd slap the poo poo out that bitch I've seen my mom's aussie turn his head away, put his nose in the air, and refuse to make eye contact with friendly strangers. Its one of the most humanlike things I've ever seen a dog do. If they keep trying to gently caress with him at that point he'll look at them out of the corner of his eye with an extremely obvious "gently caress off" expression. It's kinda cute imo. He's a goon basically.
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Aug 14, 2016 03:50
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Rott. gently caress pugs. gently caress Corgis too.
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Aug 14, 2016 04:10
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It's basset hound. Big eared, droopy, lazy, selfish bastard basset hounds.
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breaklaw posted:Rott. All dogs under 50 pounds deserve to be holocausted. Toy dogs deserve to be torture-holocausted along with their sick gently caress owners. I'm willing to grant exceptions to particular small dog breeds that were bred small for specific badass stuff like chasing motherfucked badgers in badger holes. Otherwise, small dogs are all the same. Obnoxiously yappy, stupid as gently caress, Napoleon complexes. If you own one I hate you and think you should die painfully.
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anyone kno the ideal dose to weight ratio of xanax to give a dog thats having an ongoing thunderstorm meltdown??
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Ill take 40 n 50 lb dogs all day Bulldogs however should all be recycled into upholstery
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chow chows and chow chow mutts are very good
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GeneX posted:chow chows and chow chow mutts are very good Chow as an ingredient is pretty pro-tier. Prettiest dog I have ever seen was half chow, half wolf. One of the sweetest and most patient dogs I've ever spent time with was half chow, half black lab.
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Akkabar Abdul posted:Haha, i was actually just thinking that. I had a mastiff that was the best dog ever, but heart problems did him in at 6. Never again, no more giant dogs with lifespans of a fruit fly. I love 'em, and it's just too goddamn sad. That said, my son's mastiff made it to 10 without major health problems, which pretty good, considering.
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Macasaurus posted:
a berry skilled doge
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Serious post: A properly trained Doberman is a very good dog and they tend to be exceptionally loyal 'one person' dogs. Also a Beagle saved me from the cops when I was a teenager, so I'm a fan.
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Nathilus posted:Wow 10 as an average is really loving good for that size of dog. You don't even get more than 12 outta a big lab. My three goldens died at 10 (cancer), 11 (heart attack), and 12 (morbid obesity/making GBS threads self to death). 10 for a giant breed is a goddamned miracle.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Chow as an ingredient is pretty pro-tier. Prettiest dog I have ever seen was half chow, half wolf. One of the sweetest and most patient dogs I've ever spent time with was half chow, half black lab. I have a chow/golden retriever/potentially more mix, and he's adorable and incredibly nice to everyone but the mailman
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GeneX posted:nice to everyone but the mailman Dog psychology 101. The mailan comes to the door almost ever day and never comes in. Ergo, the mailman is not welcome here so I should bark/growl/steal his shoes.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I like Boston Terriers because most dogs were bred for a real purpose, like retrieving ducks for you or eating rats or guarding your sheep from rapists, but bostons were bred for the sole purpose of being your little buddies. You are correct.
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The actual best dogs are Greyhounds. They run like crazy for like 20 minutes and spend the rest of the day napping on your couch.
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Nathilus posted:Aussies own but they are really high maintence. Have you ever had a gf who will tear your house down and try to kill you if you dont go on a date with her every single day? Aussies are extremely similar. My brother's 14 year old Australian Shepherd is exactly like this. If she doesn't get her required 3 miles of walking, half hour of fetch, and half hour of training games, she will spend all night going into the bathrooms of the house and seeing how far she can pull a strand of toilet paper off of the roll without tearing it. The same if she hears a coyote howling outside and isn't allowed out to fight it. You can always tell if Boomerang has was unhappy overnight when you wake up because you'll see a perfect strand of toilet paper going out of each bathroom and all the way down the hall and either down the stairs or across the living room etc. When we were in college, he had this book of tricks for smart dogs, and it had a plan for teaching them to bring you a drink by doing it in stages. The plan was to teach them to bring a towel on command, then hang the towel off the door of the fridge and teach them to pull the door open, then wrap the towel around a coke and have them bring that, and finally teach them to bring just the can. But Boomerang learned how to open the fridge door, slide the meat drawer open and have a balogna and hotdog party on the kitchen floor. He and his roommates had to ducttape the fridge shut forever, and whenever the dog went to a new house to visit, she would head straight to the kitchen to see if there was a towel hanging off the fridge door for her to pull it open. That dog is still worth it. For a lower maintenance dog, we grew up with a Bull Terrier, and he was the most lovable dumb-dumb you ever met. He only learned a few rudimentary tricks, and he got confused easily, but if you want a best friend who will spend every minute at your side and be ten times as enthusiastic as you are about everything you do together, that's your guy.
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GeneX posted:reported Ignored
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Bull terriers are definitely good dogs
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Cavaliers Kinda goofy looking yet prissy at the same time but exemplifies the notion "man's best friend" as they were bred to essentially be the heating system of early coaches. While naturally are horrible watchdogs as they'd welcome a burglar into your home that might be an advantage if the burglar is an unloved individual and you have a home security system.
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DOMDOM posted:Ill take 40 n 50 lb dogs all day bulldogs are as healthy as spanish habsburgs
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I met a pug once, he was a nice dog. gently caress the pug breeding community though.
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texas heeler. it's not a real breed but a deliberate mixing of two or three breeds, so little/no inbreeding, long lived, small-medium sized, insanely good w people and capable of incredible violence to anything it perceives as a threat while also not carrying an inbred murder-dog chip on its shoulder like actual attack/guard breeds. they basically look like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9r0Lr6iIek
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Ratjaculation posted:There is a poll... Assuming your dog is representative of the breed, collies are objectively superior. Faster and smarter than your average hound and cute too. Fairly easily available, solidly built and have a decent life span. Your only issue here, as with most working breeds, is can you give it 3-4 hours a day of vigorous outdoor exercise. If not then please don't get a collie or any working dog, as it will destroy your house, piss off your neighbours and be miserable. If you're at work a lot, get a cat and a cat flap so it can do its own thing.
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Samoyeds, huskies, and malamutes.
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the best dog is a dog that's just a dog. like, you ask the owner what kind of dog it is and they're like "yeah, he's like 90% dog I'm pretty sure"
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Catahoula represent.
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the best dog is any dog I am currently playing with / petting unfortunately I can't have my own dog so right now Best Dog is my friend's ancient pug ugly motherfucker, smells weirdly fishy, general "is a pug" problems but he likes playing fetch and having his chest scratched so w/e I take what I can get when it comes to dogs as far as breeds go, idk the Czechoslovakian Vlçak / "wolfdog" is p cute, they look like coyotes
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My parents have Rhodesian Ridgebacks, they are prissy assholes who will eat your sandwich off the counter and what are you gonna do bitch it's gone in .034 seconds because they are ASSHOLES
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Akkabar Abdul posted:my dog: i am so very sorry that you are shrinking  will u die?
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