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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
sps in there. what the heck do i do.

i turned the light off and opened the window fully, i think the light is what attracted them inside. i hope they will fly out

there's also like millions of small flying bugs in the corner by the light (so gross!)


i once crushed a wasp and the pheromones attracted thousands of wasps for like 2 weeks after so not doing that again. should i just vacuum them up?? help me

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Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
catch them in jars and fry them up OP. thems good eatins

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

just start making GBS threads in the backyard, i suppose

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Mix soap and water in a spray bottle and spray it on the wasps, they're the weakest creatures on earth and this unironically kills them instantly.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

symbolic posted:

just start making GBS threads in the backyard, i suppose

i really have to pee, should i go full goon and crack a jar open

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
push them into your butthole with your thumb

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I'm very serious about this because it's the most legitimate survival skill you will ever learn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbuhl8k1Az4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoHy9PNlRhs

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Shakill OReal posted:

Mix soap and water in a spray bottle and spray it on the wasps, they're the weakest creatures on earth and this unironically kills them instantly.

this sounds like a good idea unless it will simply enrage them to the max and go after me with a vengeance

hmmmm

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

AEMINAL posted:

i really have to pee, should i go full goon and crack a jar open
piss on the wasps

congratulations, you've marked them as your property and you now own them

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Go take a poo poo and the poo poo stink will drive them out.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Shakill OReal posted:

I'm very serious about this because it's the most legitimate survival skill you will ever learn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbuhl8k1Az4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoHy9PNlRhs

okay im doing this. will update!! gently caress i have to pee so bad god drat wasps

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Get a screen for your window, op

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Are you talking about wasps or something actually unpleasant, like yellowjackets. Wasps are actually quite nice and should be gently escorted outside. Yellowjackets are massive assholes and should be murdered at every opportunity.

Also, your bathroom sounds like an outhouse. Do you have an outhouse?

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I smashed a wasp with a book today

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Pitdragon posted:

catch them in jars and fry them up OP. thems good eatins

do this

dad gay. so what posted:

push them into your butthole with your thumb

or this

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

The first time you kill wasps with soap+water is like the first time you have sex and you realize you're more powerful than you ever thought imaginable, like shooting a gun for the first time or posting yet another BYOB thread that becomes a frontpage article

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

dad gay. so what posted:

push them into your butthole with your thumb

An orange juice enema will help get them to the right spot so you can push them in.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Shakill OReal posted:

The first time you kill wasps with soap+water is like the first time you have sex and you realize you're more powerful than you ever thought imaginable, like shooting a gun for the first time or posting yet another BYOB thread that becomes a frontpage article

Does it work outside

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
holy craop the soap thing worked so well

even got a moth and a stinkbug with it.







RIP flying little fuckers :twisted:

thanks for the legit good goon advice. :)

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
gonna take a celebratory piss now

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
stick your head in a gas oven and turn it all the way up and light a match

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

dad gay. so what posted:

stick your head in a gas oven and turn it all the way up and light a match

stop trolling me!!! :mad:

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

paul_soccer10 posted:

Does it work outside

No actually because of the eartth's magnetism pulls all the soap off the wasp if you're outside.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dad gay. so what posted:

stick your head in a gas oven and turn it all the way up and light a match

gbs is cool

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
What kind of wasps?

I bet they're mud daubers.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire. Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wire.

TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016
wasps are soooo weak what the gently caress


pathetic

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I hope you have screens on the windows in your bedroom, because now the family of those wasps are going to hunt you down for revenge.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Dave_Indeed posted:

What kind of wasps?

I bet they're mud daubers.

Vespula vulgaris

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I hope you have screens on the windows in your bedroom, because now the family of those wasps are going to hunt you down for revenge.

oh i do. it was a very good investment

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
Perhaps if you introduce the wasps natural predator into the environment they will solve the problem for you, op

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
Basically you need to post your address so some Australian goon can send you a box of spiders

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Perhaps if you introduce the wasps natural predator into the environment they will solve the problem for you, op

Help I have a hive of Africanized bees in my butt.

How do I get the honeycombs out? My anus is prolapsed from the constant stinging.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
put a screen inside ur window????

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

AEMINAL posted:

holy craop the soap thing worked so well

even got a moth and a stinkbug with it.







RIP flying little fuckers :twisted:

thanks for the legit good goon advice. :)

you loving monster displaying your kills online to gloat over we're gonna give you the bushman treatment :mad:

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

DerekSmartymans posted:

Help I have a hive of Africanized bees in my butt.

How do I get the honeycombs out? My anus is prolapsed from the constant stinging.

You need to funnel some fire ants deep into your rear end

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

wtf kind of ghetto rear end knock off eastern european dish soap is that

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Yes is some dollar store poo poo

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

the great deceiver posted:

wtf kind of ghetto rear end knock off eastern european dish soap is that

YES

also i just killed a 4th wasp. i think they might be out to get me

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Malek
Jun 22, 2003

Shut up Girl!
And as always: Kill Hitler.
What's your taming skill at and do you have any levels in druid or ranger?

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