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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



(Organ plays intro)

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress ya

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



If I leeeave here tomorrooow
Would you stiiiill remember me?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





No stairway

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



SaltLick posted:

No stairway For I must be travelin' on now
There's too many places I got to see

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCtdKWWfZG8

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Egbert Souse posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCtdKWWfZG8 If I stay here with you girl
Things just couldn't be the same

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
FOOKIN' FREEBIRD M8!

K dust is still the best gta radio station.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Nathilus posted:

FOOKIN' FREEBIRD M8!

K dust is still the best gta radio station.

'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
gently caress yeah skynyrd owns

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



jackyl posted:

gently caress yeah skynyrd owns--

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
And the bird you cannot change

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
reminds me of better times *slowly wipes away tear*

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Enfield posted:

reminds me of better times *slowly wipes away tear*

And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows, I can't change

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
also suck my dick rear end in a top hat

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Enfield posted:

also suck my dick rear end in a top hat
Bye and bye baby, it's been sweet love, yeah yeah
Though this feelin' I can't change

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
this was free bird played when I was one year old holy poo poo the people in this video are in they 60s or 70s now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuZyMx2NXZM

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



jackyl posted:

this was free bird played when I was one year old holy poo poo the people in this video are in they 60s or 70s now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuZyMx2NXZM, also,

Please don't take it so badly
'Cause Lord knows, I'm to blame

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_u6_N_l4Zs

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



comes along bort posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_u6_N_l4Zs
And if I stay here with you girl
Things just couldn't even be the same

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

jackyl posted:

this was free bird played when I was one year old holy poo poo the people in this video are in they 60s or 70s now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuZyMx2NXZM

most of em are dead op

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



comes along bort posted:

most of em are dead op
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
I followed Artimus Pyle after a Lynyrd Skynyrd show
We ended up at a NAMBLA meeting
I knocked at the door and Artimus Pyle answered
I gave him pictures of your kid because I hate him

I gave NAMBLA pictures of your kid
Artimus Pyle, Artimus Pyle, Artimus, Artimus, Artimus Pyle
The next day there was a line at your door
Artimus Pyle was going back for seconds
Your kid had a lock of Artimus' beard in his rear end
Your kid made Artimus' Saturday night special

I gave NAMBLA pictures of your kid
Artimus Pyle, Artimus Pyle, Artimus, Artimus, Artimus Pyle

Lynryd Skynyrd used to be your favorite band
Until Artimus had your kid's dick in his hand


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxn-n0xFBDw

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



comes along bort posted:

:sigh:
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
And the bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

comes along bort posted:

most of em are dead op

I'm not the op but ur right about the band I'm assuming all the people attending are mostly alive and old tho

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
well i must be travelin' on girl

cuz theres too many places i gotta see

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

jackyl posted:

I'm not the op but ur right about the band I'm assuming all the people attending are mostly alive and old tho



one of 'em's still alive

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
just made me lol to watch that and realize I was one years old when that was recorde

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
unironically one of the best songs ever written

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

the great deceiver posted:

unironically one of the best songs ever written

up there yeah but it's no pink Floyd

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




This was garbage, they poo poo all over the song, and made me hate slayer just a little bit more.

ETA: considering theyre professional musicians, they out to be ashamed of how terrible that sounded, playing in front of any sort of audience.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Tyche.
Tymora.
Beshaba.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

the great deceiver posted:

unironically one of the best songs ever written

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



VendaGoat posted:

Tyche.
Tymora.
Beshaba.

Celluloid sam , is that you?

literally real IRL
Apr 28, 2008
I only know what freebird is from guitar hero.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Bananana posted:

Celluloid sam , is that you?

Neigh.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
as much as i love freebird simple man is probably my favorite skynyrd song

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
or maybe the ballad of curtis loewe

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



https://youtu.be/9Yo7EXg_bxU

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




I feel like a Lynyrd Skynyrd Nintendo video game would have owned.

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

the great deceiver posted:

or maybe the ballad of curtis loewe

the finest picker to ever play the blues

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