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Much less one that released the monsters into the facility? When would that ever be useful or desirable? All the nightmare creatures in the world and the only safeguard is a flip cap over a switch and a big, red candy-like button. No key (or, better yet, dual key) safeguards or anything. It's a wonder it took the SCP Foundation that long to get wiped out if they were that sloppy with security.
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Applewhite posted:Much less one that released the monsters into the facility? When would that ever be useful or desirable? Requirement of the old god.
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Aug 14, 2016 04:47
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I don't know man, but it seems like most problems in horror films could be avoided by people simply not having sex. 
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Aug 14, 2016 04:49
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Its because you touch yourself at night, OP.
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Aug 14, 2016 04:50
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Kuato posted:Its because you touch yourself at night, OP. I need to stop doing that, it seems to be the source of most of the world's troubles.
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Aug 14, 2016 04:52
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Every time you flick your bean a little chicken loses its wings (to the deep fryer) 
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Applewhite posted:Much less one that released the monsters into the facility? When would that ever be useful or desirable? Because, it at least bears the slightest chance of completing the "old ones" prophecy, should the worst come to pass. That's it. It's a shittely thought out fail safe in a bad, yet highly entertaining, movie.
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Aug 14, 2016 05:08
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Cabin in the Woods is probably the best horror movie of 21st century so far tbh
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Aug 14, 2016 05:10
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yeah it is. like by far. but i agree applewhite lolk
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Aug 14, 2016 05:16
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its the only good thing joss whedon ever did
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Aug 14, 2016 05:16
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Maybe it was a self-destruct button on purpose, for some unlikely scenario like, I dunno, a foreign army attempting to capture the facility and weaponize the monsters or something.
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Aug 14, 2016 05:19
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nigga crab pollock posted:its the only good thing joss whedon ever did
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Aug 14, 2016 05:21
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5th season of Angel was good, which probably means he had nothing to do with beyond his name in the credits at that point.
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Aug 14, 2016 05:25
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5th season was actually the first one he was able to give his full attention to on account of him no longer running 3 shows at once 
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Argue posted:5th season was actually the first one he was able to give his full attention to on account of him no longer running 3 shows at once Wild weird stuff. Buffy should've ended at season 5, I think Angel had some life left in it. 
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Colonel Cancer posted:Cabin in the Woods is probably the best horror movie of 21st century so far tbh Ehh is there really much competition? I can't really think of many. I guess there were decent ones like descent, session 9, trick r treat, triangle, and some others Actually It follows might be the best now that I think about it
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Aug 14, 2016 06:03
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I'm not sure OP I think we should all split up we can cover more ground that way
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Colonel Cancer posted:Cabin in the Woods is probably the best horror movie of 21st century so far tbh I don't think Cabin in the Woods is actually even a horror movie but it's a good movie. Best horror movie so far this millennium was It Follows.
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Cabin in the Woods is a genre mocumentary with the world's most solidly planned B unit
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Aug 14, 2016 06:57
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It was actually poo poo as a horror movie. It barely worked as a comedy and the entire premise is "lol horror movies do this". The only good part was when they were messing with the gas station guy on the phone.
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Aug 14, 2016 06:59
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joss whedon
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Applewhite posted:a big, red candy-like button. 
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nigga crab pollock posted:its the only good thing joss whedon ever did
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i think having a "i want everyone here including myself to die" button makes perfect sense. i'm not sure why they haven't caught on.
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to keep this from happening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDQxuUEMiV8
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HoboZero posted:Cabin in the Woods is a genre mocumentary with the world's most solidly planned B unit I don't know what that means really but I think I agree
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Aug 14, 2016 08:43
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why did you click the post thread button
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VendaGoat posted:Because, it at least bears the slightest chance of completing the "old ones" prophecy, should the worst come to pass. This kinda makes sense but I always figured it was just part of the perverse horror movie rules these people had to follow. The whole point of the old ones was that normal human sacrifice was too boring for them or w/e. They demanded genre-savvy treatment. The giant "gently caress this gay earth" button is perfectly in line with that.
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Nathilus posted:This kinda makes sense but I always figured it was just part of the perverse horror movie rules these people had to follow. The whole point of the old ones was that normal human sacrifice was too boring for them or w/e. They demanded genre-savvy treatment. The giant "gently caress this gay earth" button is perfectly in line with that. Why not both?
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VendaGoat posted:Why not both? Because im always right and I got this mystery by the tail on my lonesome?
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The button isn't meant to purge the monsters out of the system, the button is meant to purge The System using the monsters
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You're asking the wrong question. The button is a metaphor.
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It's the party button.
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Aug 14, 2016 10:29
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They answered that question in the commentary track, op. It's there in case they need to purge the system.
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Aug 14, 2016 10:33
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Well, it was pretty cool, so that's probably why.
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If they didn't kill enough people the Ancients would rise and so they had a button to release monsters in to the facility because if all else fails people still need to die.
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Aug 14, 2016 10:45
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it was a bad movie, you're welcome op
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Hell Lord Angry Molesting Tree Giant Sake Deadites Kevin Mummy The Bride
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vols bitch posted:it was a bad movie, you're welcome op Agreed. I feel like the only person who did not enjoy this movie, but I walked into the theater expecting something completely different than what actually happened, and I have not revisited it. Also As Above, So Below is the best horror film.
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