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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Celluloid Sam posted:

hmm no i definitely remember reading some articles from the 60s about how all gay men are also pedophiles
yeah well in that same issue of popular science they said we'd be in flying cars and be shooting laser guns by 2003

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


a hole-y ghost posted:

yeah well in that same issue of popular science they said we'd be in flying cars and be shooting laser guns by 2003

its only 1978 so this could happen

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

im sending you a card, op

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
my uncle is probably still a virgin, does this count

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

my uncle is probably still a virgin, does this count
nah he won't get off that easily, straight until proven gay

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
so when is straight uncle day. i'm tired of this discrimination against heterosexuals.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


haha straight uncles get a load of this guy

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DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

a hole-y ghost posted:

nah he won't get off that easily, straight until proven gay

he still lives with my grandma, so i don't even think straight works. is there incel uncle day

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

he still lives with my grandma, so i don't even think straight works. is there incel uncle day

UGTOW for life!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hey, I have a gay uncle!

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Zzulu posted:

I don't know a single gay person

Yes, you do. You just don't know who they are.

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax
my cousins dad is dad gay so what

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Luxury Communism posted:

my cousins dad is dad gay so what

You should, uh, you know... kill him.

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R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
My gay uncle died of rear end cancer directly related to a lifestyle of getting buttfucked up the rear end even after his doctor told him "dicks don't go there" and that he was statistically ramming his chances for cancer up the more it happened. Well, he died horribly in the most severe pain you can imagine and went screaming every loving day as the cancer burrowed through his colon into his prostate and the rest of his body. In sheer agony, he repented his self-described "despicable" lifestyle, and begged for heroin and a twink crew to choke him out while blowing his dick amidst mainlining the biggest vein on it. Rather, we kind of let uncle J suffer his way through until he choked on his own bile and snot. Life insurance policy and all.

R-Type fucked around with this message at 07:17 on Aug 16, 2016

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