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Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Good on them for winning at Olympic football. :smugdog:

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beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

We didn't want that gold medal anyway.

beer_war fucked around with this message at 09:39 on Aug 21, 2016

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Werder hat wieder Normalform im Pokal.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Dafür müßte es 5:4 stehen, egal für wen.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Pand posted:

Dafür müßte es 5:4 stehen, egal für wen.

in einer 5 zu 4 Entscheidung...

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
Angst vor einer Doppelbelastung, Pokal und Liga!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

The Real Foogla posted:

in einer 5 zu 4 Entscheidung...
Who else here gets this reference? It's probably just me, since Randler doesn't post here.

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Don't flatter yourself.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I just don't expect too many Germans having an interest in the ongoings of the US Supreme Court. :shrug:

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

We didn't want that second round anyway.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

frankenfreak posted:

I just don't expect too many Germans having an interest in the ongoings of the US Supreme Court. :shrug:

I think that most of us in these forums share some sort of sick fascination with the US. After all, we all paid :10bux: for the questionable privilege.

You should try the forums at transfermarkt.de. I am certain that nobody there would get the allusion.

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Nice. loving. Meltdown.

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
This game is fun, even tough we'll not see the 2nd round now.

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

RIP Werder, I'm sure you'll do better against Bayern.

:suicide:

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

holy gently caress werder

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
There is a silver lining for all you Werder fans: It could be worse!

I just googled my favorite club, and this is what I got when I searched for the initials:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes_simplex_virus

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Ibogaine posted:

There is a silver lining for all you Werder fans: It could be worse!

I just googled my favorite club, and this is what I got when I searched for the initials:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes_simplex_virus
HSV just won't go away. Sounds about right.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
uuuuuuhhhhmmmm

http://www.spiegel.de/sport/fussball/dfb-pokal-abgetrennter-bullenkopf-beim-sachsenderby-a-1108772.html

quote:

Während des Sachsenderbys zwischen Dynamo Dresden und RB Leipzig (5:4 i.E.) in der ersten DFB-Pokalrunde ist offenbar ein abgetrennter Bullenkopf in den Innenraum des Stadions geworfen worden. Fotos des Vorfalls wurden erst am Sonntag von verschiedenen Medien, unter anderem der "Bild"-Zeitung, veröffentlicht.

Auf den Bildern ist zu sehen, wie das Haupt des Tieres vor dem K-Block im Dresdner Stadion liegt. In diesem Bereich stehen bei den Heimspielen die Ultras von Dynamo. Die Fans aus Dresden wollten mit der Aktion vermutlich auf widerwärtige Art gegen RB Leipzig protestieren. Der Klub nennt sich selbst auch die "Roten Bullen".

Während der Begegnung hatten die Fans des achtmaligen DDR-Meisters auch mit Plakaten gegen den Aufsteiger protestiert. "Tradition wird siegen" und "Auf ewig Sachsens Nummer eins" war darauf genauso zu lesen wie "Bullen töten" und "Red Bull verdient Prügel".



:nms:
http://i.imgur.com/2pr89Vp.jpg
:nms:

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
HSV will end up in a boring midtable position this season. And I'm gonna love it.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5T1--y4OmU

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

azathosk posted:

HSV will end up in a boring midtable position this season. And I'm gonna love it.

A boring season is exactly what I am looking forward to, as well.

That and not getting humiliated later today in Zwickau.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
I think I'm falling in love with Halilovic. This of course means that he'll probably get injured and will be out for the season in a month or two.

Now I can only hope that the Göbel Brüder won't turn the game around. (Yes. Zwickau has two brothers called "Göbel", just like in "Göbelblanca" by the Arschkrampen).

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Six minutes in and Dortmund have not scored.

I am disappointed.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Seven minutes it is.

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!

Saw this after coming back from holiday, simply amazing. How could the bull head get in? Mystery!

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat
"Hey the loving kicktipp is good to go, so tipp that poo poo before this coming weekend!" -In a Katana Gomai'ish voice

This is Leverkusens year.

https://www.kicktipp.de/goons/

If there's any newbies out there. Are we toxxing again ?

General Probe fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Aug 24, 2016

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
hell yeah we're toxxing

:toxx: Probate me for one week for each goal that Mario Götze scores against Bayern in the Bundesliga this season :toxx:

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Probate everyone in this thread for a year if Lewandowski scores the winner in the CL final.

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

:toxx:

Probate me for:
- 1 week if Freiburg ends the season as 16th and loses the relegation match
- 2 weeks if Freiburg ends the season as 17th
- 4 weeks if Freibug ends the season dead last.

Also probate me for a day for every Spieltag I don't kicktipp.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Sereri posted:

Also probate me for a day for every Spieltag I don't kicktipp.
Oh boy, that one has the potential to really hurt.

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

mackintosh posted:

probate everyone in this thread for a year if Lewandowski scores the winner in the CL final.

I'll bite, :toxx: me for a year if lewangoalski scores the winner in the CL final.

:toxx: me for a month if Bayern dont win the treble.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

TIPP YOUR KICKS AND BONUSESES

I'll come up with some "Katana Gomai'ish" toxes later.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
Lest I forget to toxx myself: Probate me for a week for every game Darmstadt loses to Frankfurt.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
Probate me for a month should HSV get relegated or qualify for eurocup or better.

Don't do anything if they steig ab tho!

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
Good idea!

:toxx:

One month if HSV qualifies for an international competition.

(If it happens, I deserve to get punished for my lack of faith).

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Fußball, Jungs.

Fußball!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

ephex posted:

Fußball, Jungs.

Fußball!
Oh, look! Three weeks late, the plastics are showing up! :v:

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

ephex posted:

Fußball, Jungs.

Fußball!

This is cool and good.

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Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
ITS HAPPENING , WE SURVIVED THE SUMMER!!!!!!

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