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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

we will be in bed together all snuggled close, very romantic. and he will tell me how much he loves me and i won't have to say a word because he just knows. then after i give him the best blowjob the universe has ever known...

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Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



psychokitty posted:

we will be in bed together all snuggled close, very romantic. and he will tell me how much he loves me and i won't have to say a word because he just knows. then after i give him the best blowjob the universe has ever known...



that's not how you give head :ohdear:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
sounds like hell never be the head of a etc, etc

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Cuckoo posted:

that's not how you give head :ohdear:

hmm i should have read the user manual

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
skylark already has this gimmick on lockdown OP.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

my life plan is basically embryo -> man -> dust -> gem

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
you'll never be skylark

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


you're probably a man lol

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i wish my dick had never fallen off

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

my life plan is basically embryo -> manbaby -> cheeto dust -> fedora lint

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I want a girlfriend :(

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


will you marry me

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
my gf and i are gonna live on a plantation with slaves and stuff and we gonna sit on the porch and be like:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

psychokitty posted:

will you marry me

Rotary Phony
Nov 8, 2011
Go back to fyad skylark everyone knows you're a man and...*looks at op* oh. Well, I stand by it

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


ok ryan i love you

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

psychokitty posted:

ok ryan i love you

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
The girl never sucks you awake enough imo

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

tmi imo, I come here for funny pictures and news articles, not sexcapades.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


ok ryan i love you

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

OctoberBlues posted:

tmi imo, I come here for funny pictures and news articles, not sexcapades.

but, muffin!!! *temper tantrum*

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Gaunab posted:

you'll never be skylark

does skylark post simpsons gifs? cause this post has one and i liked that aspect very much.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
actually don't answer that i'm going to throw up

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Celluloid Sam posted:

you're probably a man lol

for the record this was my attempt at being a gbs poster

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

psychokitty posted:

but, muffin!!! *temper tantrum*

Just eat some more bacon, it will make everything alright!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

psychokitty posted:

we will be in bed together all snuggled close, very romantic. and he will tell me how much he loves me and i won't have to say a word because he just knows. then after i give him the best blowjob the universe has ever known...



can he put it in your butt?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


everyone knows pk is all about the butt stuff

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Celluloid Sam posted:

everyone knows pk is all about the butt stuff

nice!

IS PK single?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
simpsons related thread with no krusty grill face i am disappoint

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Microwaves Mom posted:

nice!

IS PK single?

pk has a husbando

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Celluloid Sam posted:

pk has a husbando

Is that like a real thing or just a fantasy thing?

Cause I can go for either.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

skylark thread voted 2.5

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

psychokitty posted:

we will be in bed together all snuggled close, very romantic. and he will tell me how much he loves me and i won't have to say a word because he just knows. then after i give him the best blowjob the universe has ever known...



You're no Skylark :grin:

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Theophany posted:

simpsons related thread with no krusty grill face i am disappoint

be the change you wish to see in the forums

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Robot Randy posted:

be the change you wish to see in the forums

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Cuckoo posted:

that's not how you give head :ohdear:

aye yay yay!

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NQlOfXyrUY

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15YGjddieu4

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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Celluloid Sam posted:

pk has a husbando

you know i changed it to hubbu bc husbando is laem

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