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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
No particular reason.
The trailer just caught my eye is all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X_j6ZzFOUg

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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'll do anything Arnold tells me

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Advertisements for this stupid piece of poo poo keep popping up on my phone but I know it's bad because it's on a phone so I'm not gonna play.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Chomp8645 posted:

Advertisements for this stupid piece of poo poo keep popping up on my phone but I know it's bad because it's on a phone so I'm not gonna play.

I mean, that's what I thought, too. But I dunno now. Part of me is curious about it.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Mobile Strike as in I want to STRIKE all mobile games from the Earth because they are garbage.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I can't imagine why, the game seems so juvenile.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Applewhite posted:

I mean, that's what I thought, too. But I dunno now. Part of me is curious about it.
What made you change your mind?

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
i see the flying chinook and am instantly reminded that i dont want to play this lovely game i want to play command and conquer generals


ill build anywhere

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
commadn and conquer generals shockwave is basically the best attempt at "modern" real time strategy

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

nigga crab pollock posted:

i see the flying chinook and am instantly reminded that i dont want to play this lovely game i want to play command and conquer generals


ill build anywhere
why woiuld you want to play generals instead of red alert 2, the best c&c game

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

a hole-y ghost posted:

why woiuld you want to play generals instead of red alert 2, the best c&c game

Red Alert 2 lacks the China Bulldozer, the super star of Command and Conquer.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Ahhh nice location

Everything built to spec.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Applewhite posted:

No particular reason.
The trailer just caught my eye is all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X_j6ZzFOUg

marketing yourself as a model is weird as gently caress

olivia used to be like a 150 pound booty chick on youtube who got maybe 100k views a video

gain 100 pounds...get 3 1/2 million views?

welcome to 2016 my friends

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
how's about those fat cats in holloywood just give me a new loving dune da battle for arrakis

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
remember when mobile games were like Space Trader on your blackberry

this poo poo now just sucks

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Wow what a great game trailer it's like 55 seconds of bizarrely bottom heavy women and 5 seconds of what might be gameplay but probably not.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

EMPIRE

DELUXE

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.

Moridin920 posted:

remember when mobile games were like Space Trader on your blackberry

this poo poo now just sucks

Boy do I have news for you

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Wen u wanna do the Kate Upton Game of War commercial but only have fat women

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

extra stout posted:

marketing yourself as a model is weird as gently caress

olivia used to be like a 150 pound booty chick on youtube who got maybe 100k views a video

gain 100 pounds...get 3 1/2 million views?

welcome to 2016 my friends

Goddess shitlord

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind
There are ads for this running on TV and I'm pretty sure they had Arnie say "The best defense... is defense."

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

extra stout posted:

marketing yourself as a model is weird as gently caress

olivia used to be like a 150 pound booty chick on youtube who got maybe 100k views a video

gain 100 pounds...get 3 1/2 million views?

welcome to 2016 my friends

Tens of thousans of hot skinny girls on youtub, only a couple hundred with tumorbooties

gotta find yer nitch

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Chomp8645 posted:

Red Alert 2 lacks the China Bulldozer, the super star of Command and Conquer.

the chinese faction literally gets a faction wide unit upgrade called 'nationalism' generals loving rules.

red alert does too they can both be good ok

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Neurolimal posted:

Tens of thousans of hot skinny girls on youtub, only a couple hundred with tumorbooties

gotta find yer nitch

i would absolutely slam, im just saying im surprised i have 3 1/3 million comrades now

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Applewhite posted:

No particular reason.
The trailer just caught my eye is all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X_j6ZzFOUg

Would, definitely would, no way.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Foreskin Problems posted:

Boy do I have news for you



thank you

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
truth be told I never stopped loving Ahnold but I also never lived in the lovely state he was governor of.

California get real with me why the gently caress haven't you got the legal weed marketplace like goddamn Colorado beat you to that?

Goddamn son. That's some shameful rear end poo poo, California.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

8-Bit Scholar posted:

truth be told I never stopped loving Ahnold but I also never lived in the lovely state he was governor of.

California get real with me why the gently caress haven't you got the legal weed marketplace like goddamn Colorado beat you to that?

Goddamn son. That's some shameful rear end poo poo, California.

We've settled for the temporary solution of "everyone and their mother has a medical card to the point of parody". We'll probably get around to it sooner or later because this poo poo isn't fooling anyone.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


thick white bitches (PAWGs) are extremely my poo poo

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Chomp8645 posted:

Advertisements for this stupid piece of poo poo keep popping up on my phone but I know it's bad because it's on a phone so I'm not gonna play.

trust your instincts

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Seizure Robot posted:

thick white bitches (PAWGs) are extremely my poo poo

what's your limit? post pics

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


extra stout posted:

what's your limit? post pics

If the breasts don't extend further than the gut it's all over

working mom
Jul 8, 2015

nigga crab pollock posted:

the chinese faction literally gets a faction wide unit upgrade called 'nationalism' generals loving rules.

red alert does too they can both be good ok

Chinese infantry general was god drat stupid though with the free infantry in the apcs

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

8-Bit Scholar posted:

truth be told I never stopped loving Ahnold but I also never lived in the lovely state he was governor of.

California get real with me why the gently caress haven't you got the legal weed marketplace like goddamn Colorado beat you to that?

Goddamn son. That's some shameful rear end poo poo, California.

3 months

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
legal weed that must be crazy

is it more expensive where its legal or cheaper?

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Every woman in this ad is far more attractivr than any other ad for any game. Dat Tabria Majors mmmm.
Game still looks poo poo though.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Which one is arnold

Who is this commercial even for

This was just an excuse for the ad team to hang with thick models for a day, wasn't it. I'm disappointed. I expected better from

Lawrence Gilchrist fucked around with this message at 09:02 on Aug 15, 2016

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Seizure Robot posted:

thick white bitches (PAWGs) are extremely my poo poo

top pawg tip: americas super pawg just shot a tosh.0 episode, no idea if he's gonna call her super gross or what but she posted a pic that they shot an episode

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Essentially all phone games that are multiplayer pvp are all about how much cash you spend on the game, the "free to play" ones are much much worse. Almost all of them give you a pretty fun and pleasant experience until a certain point where their target market is solidly hooked, and then they hit a concrete wall that is twenty feet thick and reinforced with cold-forged autism and a gigantic hydraulic press made out of distilled OCD is lowered onto you and omg don't play these games :gonk:

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
applewhite if you wanna meet thick bitches all you have to do is trawl tinder, which you can also play on your phone

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