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GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
sorry about that

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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
shameful

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


:siren: I am taking a metaphorical poo poo into this threads metaphorical mouth right now :siren: seriously though I'm pooping and posting

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

AEMINAL posted:

shameful

i got absolutely no one, no one but myself to blame

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
at school i broke into the air ducts and destroyed the air fresheners with my bare hands

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
all that you love will be carried away

Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

*crosses the wrong river and walks down the wrong hall into this thread*

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
So that isn't you that I've been calling? I've been having a good time but now I feel kinda deceived.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


*Came to poo poo but only farted*
*Later I will take a chance and poo poo my pants*

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


I'm done pooping and have been for a while now. I just don't want anyone reading this thread tomorrow morning to worry or feel like they were left with a cliffhanger. If you really must know it was one of those super soft but still satisfying ones where you can tell too much of your diet is alcohol but don't get worried

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Seizure Robot posted:

I'm done pooping and have been for a while now. I just don't want anyone reading this thread tomorrow morning to worry or feel like they were left with a cliffhanger. If you really must know it was one of those super soft but still satisfying ones where you can tell too much of your diet is alcohol but don't get worried

I usually play spider solitaire while I poop.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Moridin920 posted:

all that you love will be carried away

spineless swines. demented minds.

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday

Lobster Harmonica posted:

*crosses the wrong river and walks down the wrong hall into this thread*

that'll happen when there's no guidance

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

op, you look like someone who up and left me, yeah you look like someone i used to know

:smith:

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

*sticks my dick through a hole in this thread*

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you


foo was here

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
*toilet covered in soppy pissy toilet paper*

*doesn't matter, gotta poo poo before I speckle my calvins*

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
here i sit broken hearted, came t oshit but merely farted LOL

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
One time I was passing through Texas and I stopped off to take a piss at a gas station. I saw that someone had written on the wall

Here I sit, butt cheeks a flexin',
giving birth to another Mexican.

It really touched me on a deep, personal level.

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
Honk if you're lonely tonight, y'all

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I called that number and I have to say it was NOT a good time. :catbert:

skeemon
Aug 4, 2007

$ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

like like the the the death

air crickets
air crickets
air crickets,
air crickets
air

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
in highschool someone had tried to write 'katie has big boobs' in one of the bathrooms but spelled boobs 'bobes' so we all pronounced it 'bo bes' and went around going 'Katie has big bo bes' in honor of the dumb idiot that can't spell 'boobs'

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010
It's cool, man

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

Seizure Robot posted:

:siren: seriously though I'm pooping and posting

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
poopie doopie you so loopy

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday

skeemon posted:

like like the the the death

air crickets
air crickets
air crickets,
air crickets
air

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

El Boot posted:

Honk if you're lonely tonight, y'all

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Smith and Jones
Forever

Suck my dick
You fuckman

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Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010

PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE
If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing

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