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Luvcow posted:the sopranos is about an italian american family of domestic terrorists Last three words redundant
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thanks for the writeup, your opinion means a lot sadbrained pyf furry
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Schnedwob posted:OP, while I understand your frustration at the assumption that you're an alcoholic- consider also that many of us Man's are in fact desperately dependant on alcohol. Thank you for your time. I have found gifts where the point is alcohol is stored in the following places: sweater hat fake beer belly sock fake smart phone fake sunscreen fake coffee mug (you can just put alcohol in a coffee mug anyway tho) scarf sandals fanny pack that goes under your nuts tie fake camera fake book fake golf club fake binoculars fake ice pack mittens
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Aug 15, 2016 19:32
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Aug 15, 2016 19:32
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i want a pair of trucknuts that i can hide my beer in
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Aug 15, 2016 19:32
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Pick posted:Well I mean that's a whole thing, and it's sort of part of all this mess. Like chapstick for men, the Dudestick, where like, I thought chapstick already was for men? and women used lip balm? Like when did we take chapstick also, I don't remember that. A good gift for a man is actually some hot clothes for the lady in his life. Way better than a beer-belt !
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Aug 15, 2016 19:34
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scott zoloft posted:i want a pair of trucknuts that i can hide my beer in Oh that would be fukkin sick dude
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Aug 15, 2016 19:33
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scott zoloft posted:i want a pair of trucknuts that i can hide my beer in maybe truck nuts with a long hose that you can suck the beer through?
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Aug 15, 2016 19:35
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i do agree. this poo poo just screams "I'M A MAN YALL" like it is the most faggy of poo poo definition: Faggy Retarded but in unmasculine way I dont' think gay dudes are faggy mods! There is nothing faggy about loving dudes. Its just two dudes celebrating each other strength. The use of Faggy in this post is 3rd grade school yard terms.
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Aug 15, 2016 19:35
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Luvcow posted:maybe truck nuts with a long hose that you can suck the beer through? just like a "mr. trucknuts"!!!
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Aug 15, 2016 19:36
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Decebal posted:A good gift for a man is actually some hot clothes for the lady in his life. Way better than a beer-belt ! I did have a friend who liked rusty metal stuff so I bought a big bucket of rusty rail spikes for like $3 at a flea market and gave him one every once in a while.
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Aug 15, 2016 19:36
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you know what else is insulting garbage all the commercials that are on sports radio literally every one includes some sports metaphor or something "you won't strike out if you use our product" yeah I enjoy watching sports so that means I am literally incapable of understanding anything without relating it back to sports in some way
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Aug 15, 2016 19:36
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Also right now I am trying to find a gift for my dad, and it's tricky. He doesn't drink or like batman. And he already has a bunch of survival tools, like as many as a libertarian.
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Aug 15, 2016 19:38
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Pick posted:I did have a friend who liked rusty metal stuff so I bought a big bucket of rusty rail spikes for like $3 at a flea market and gave him one every once in a while. Books ! Nothing wrong with knowledge
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Aug 15, 2016 19:39
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Every product and ideal promoted by artofmanliness
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Aug 15, 2016 19:41
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give a man a tie and he'll be able to end his life any time he wishes
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Aug 15, 2016 19:40
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Pick posted:Also right now I am trying to find a gift for my dad, and it's tricky. He doesn't drink or like batman. And he already has a bunch of survival tools, like as many as a libertarian. Fursuit.
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Aug 15, 2016 19:41
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Luvcow posted:give a man a tie and he'll be able to end his life any time he wishes I gave my dad a Hugo Boss tie one time and he said "Oh great now I can pretend to be a Nazi  "it's difficult
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Aug 15, 2016 19:42
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the op is a furry lol
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Ein cooler Typ posted:you know what else is insulting garbage the shrill babies on any sports round table make the view look like the mcneil lehrer news hour
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Aug 15, 2016 19:41
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Nunchucks
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Pick posted:Also right now I am trying to find a gift for my dad, and it's tricky. He doesn't drink or like batman. And he already has a bunch of survival tools, like as many as a libertarian. I got my dad one of those expensive steel cups that are insulated and have a tight fitting clear plastic lid and he carries it around with him all the time now with ice water in it it's great he looks like a mental patient They have ripoff ones at walmart for like nine bucks now Slated for Christmas: all the Jackass DVDs
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Aug 15, 2016 19:42
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Those shaving rig megathreads we used to have where people would post photos and trip reports of their thousand-dollar shaving rigs that they blew their saved up SSDI money on
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Aug 15, 2016 19:43
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Pick posted:Also right now I am trying to find a gift for my dad, and it's tricky. He doesn't drink or like batman. And he already has a bunch of survival tools, like as many as a libertarian. Ammunition
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Aug 15, 2016 19:44
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I want to print up a bunch of stickers that look like assholes. Actual butt puckers. Then whenever I see a set of trucknuts on a vehicle I can finish it's anatomy.
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Aug 15, 2016 19:43
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CannedMacabre posted:I want to print up a bunch of stickers that look like assholes. Actual butt puckers. Then whenever I see a set of trucknuts on a vehicle I can finish it's anatomy. i like this idea, maybe have something oozing or leaking out of it
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Aug 15, 2016 19:45
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Buttfullers
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Aug 15, 2016 19:45
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Pick posted:yeah but what about once they have 40 or 50 of these and have already repurposed them into  I've got a pool table in my mancave so this gif always gives me a tingle of the taboo
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Aug 15, 2016 19:46
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Pick posted:I gave my dad a Hugo Boss tie one time and he said "Oh great now I can pretend to be a Nazi
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Aug 15, 2016 19:47
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Oh cool I like that beer 6-pack holder. I need a way to easily transport 6-packs of my homebrew to social gatherings, and bring the reusable empties home. Sweet. Thanks OP.
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Aug 15, 2016 19:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPre1TtvTqk
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Aug 15, 2016 19:47
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All these gifts are ok if you give a gift receipt so they can go buy a pair of pliers for their nuts or whatever the hell they actually wanted
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Aug 15, 2016 19:47
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a hole-y ghost posted:All these gifts are ok if you give a gift receipt so they can go buy a pair of pliers for their nuts or whatever the hell they actually wanted ur mom wanted DEEZE NUTS 
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Aug 15, 2016 19:49
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Nooner posted:ur mom wanted DEEZE NUTS
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Aug 15, 2016 19:50
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Sheep-Goats posted:I got my dad one of those expensive steel cups that are insulated and have a tight fitting clear plastic lid and he carries it around with him all the time now with ice water in it it's great he looks like a mental patient I got him one of the nice thermoses that will last a billion years but one o them fancy cups that skiiers and mountain climbers use would not be a bad idea, as he is known to ski. It is from him I learned to be prepared, whch is probably why the trunk of my car always makes it look like I'm ready to go live a sasquatch life in the winter woods even when I mostly use my car to drive to work and the safeway
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Aug 15, 2016 19:50
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lol at anyone who doesn't buy their dad Femme Fatale on dvd
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Aug 15, 2016 19:51
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Pick posted:I got him one of the nice thermoses that will last a billion years but one o them fancy cups that skiiers and mountain climbers use would not be a bad idea, as he is known to ski.
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Aug 15, 2016 19:51
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Sheep-Goats posted:I got my dad one of those expensive steel cups that are insulated and have a tight fitting clear plastic lid... I can see the big cups being popular, but my neighbor has the can coozie one, and a few weeks ago I had a bbq in like 102 degree weather and he came over and was super hyped about how it "keeps my beer ice cold for four hours and my fingers never get frostbit" while his wife and I each drank like three bottles of tecate in the time it took him to savor a can of rolling rock. I don't know why anyone needs a beer to stay cold more than 15 minutes tops, and drinking it fast solves the frostbite problem.
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Aug 15, 2016 19:53
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A coozie that kept your beer fizzy and cold until after you woke up again would be a pretty killer gift imo
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a hole-y ghost posted:so nothing because sasquatches don't have any need for tools or supplies? Like ice scraper, tire jack, jumper cables, solar battery recharger, compass, emergency blanket, extra boots, screwdriver, scarf, cable ties, extra iphone cord, mini crowbar, hunting knife, water, crampons, first-aid kit, flares, rope, and a lighter.
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