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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Popete posted:

Whose ready to rack up some post counts? A full day of Cubs hot takes.

:wave:

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Popete posted:

Whose ready to rack up some post counts? A full day of Cubs hot takes.

over/under on declarations of the season being over is set at 12.5.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Poque posted:

over/under on declarations of the season being over is set at 12.5.

1.5 if you exclude Mangles

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Poque posted:

over/under on declarations of the season being over is set at 12.5.

That's easy. Way over.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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sorry I meant EXCLUSIVELY from Mangles

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Poque posted:

sorry I meant EXCLUSIVELY from Mangles

My previous post still applies.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Good thing you pitched yourself outta Chicago, right Garza?

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Nicely done Addy!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Matt "Hitler" Garza can eat his own bones.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Poque posted:

Matt "Hitler" Garza can eat his own bones.

I prefer he swallow his own head

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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:lol: love the face slide

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Montero!

Wow he actually threw someone out.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
It feels so weird not hearing Pat Hughes during the radio b broadcast.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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The word of the day is defense.

Also I hate that Niewenhuis is a Cub destroyer this season, glad he just died.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Popete posted:

Montero!

Wow he actually threw someone out.

Contreras would have done it better.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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So apparently the lyrics in Coghlan's walk-up song are "walls start crumblin'" and not "won't stop for creme brulee"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgEAhVTjV44&t=201s

Kevlar v2.0 fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Aug 16, 2016

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Welp, another outfield collision leads to another left fielder hurt

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Okay, finally able to check in. Hurray Cubs for leading!

How's Cahill looking?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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gently caress your shift

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
hahaha screw you Garza

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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eat poo poo matt garza

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Scoring runs on Garza is so cathartic.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Replace Lackey with Cahill and our entire starting rotation will have a sub 3.00 ERA.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
I get why they're having Cahill start today, but it's going to suck with him not being available out of the pen until probably Sunday.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

TMMadman posted:

It feels so weird not hearing Pat Hughes during the radio b broadcast.

I will shed a tear the day Pat leaves the Cubs booth.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Bullpen mound strikes back, again.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Popete posted:

Replace Lackey with Cahill and our entire starting rotation will have a sub 3.00 ERA.

Is Lackey or Garza the bigger rear end in a top hat?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Is Coglan still in the game after getting Schwarbered?

Edit: apparently yes

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Haha he had zero shot of getting the out at the plate. Should've gone to first.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Cahill my man

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Kris Bryant why

edit: Rizzo why

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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I'm glad we scored, but I'm getting sick of the habit of leaving so many runners on the basepaths lately

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Runners on the corners with 2 outs? we'll bullshit our way into a run

Bases loaded? Let's give em 3 quick outs boys

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I'm glad we scored, but I'm getting sick of the habit of leaving so many runners on the basepaths lately

cubbies gotta cub

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Holy poo poo Rizzo and Cahill :eyepop:

e: looks to be out on the replay

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
It'll bode well for the night game if they can force the Brewers to go to the bullpen in the sixth here.

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



I appreciate WGN's tradition of close up shots of attractive people that identify as female

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Bumming Your Scene posted:

I appreciate WGN's tradition of close up shots of attractive people that identify as female

RIP Arnie Harris

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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:lol: Montgomery caught the stolen base attempt

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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I'm so tired of the Brewers stealing bases but at least it looks like they're crazy aggressive against everybody and not just us

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