Just woke up from a dream in which I felt Twue Wuv

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Wuv is
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	Humankind's singular saving grace
	Merely hormones yo dont worry about it
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Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

And it taught me that in the waking world I am actually incapable of that sort of love. It was way more intense than the wuviest wuv I ever done felt. I should have already understood that I am incapable of wuv, twue wuv. I've been a goon since 02. It's self evident. But now I feel kinda sad about being a hollow person who is filled merely with hate, scorn, and amusement.

Anyone else worn dat emotional armor until they BECOME the armor and that which is inside merely withers away? Does anyone who has not want me to pass along a message to sauron for them, here in the outer dark? I don't have anything better to do than gnaw at my own being here in the darkness.

Feel free to post hollow souless "humans" club stuff here as well. Us hollows surely need a constant stream of recommendations for video games to play, youtube videos to watch, and small animals to torture and dismember. The hole left by what is good and pure in you is bottomless, but that doesn't stop the compulsion to fill it.

https://youtu.be/X_DVS_303kQ

# ? Aug 16, 2016 12:43

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 21:06

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

tl;dr

# ? Aug 16, 2016 12:49

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Maybe I'll make a robo reagan suit in an attempt to transform my hateful existence. Hmmm. U size 12?

# ? Aug 16, 2016 12:51

Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

Same

# ? Aug 16, 2016 12:58

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

dr.acula posted:

Same

# ? Aug 16, 2016 13:00

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

This concept of "wuv" confuses and infuriates me!

# ? Aug 16, 2016 13:00

Zorodius: Feb 11, 2007; EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

the secret to life is to practice Goodness, Openness, Kindness, and Unity, or "GOKU" for short.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 13:01

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

everything i know about wuv i learned from tweetie bird and sylvester the cats torrid love affair

:smith:

# ? Aug 16, 2016 13:02

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

This concept of "wuv" confuses and infuriates me!

I understand it theoretically. I'm just WAY too cool for school and can't actually feel it except in dreams. All I get IRL is a pale shadow of the feeling.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 13:04

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Luvcow posted:

everything i know about wuv i learned from tweetie bird and sylvester the cats torrid love affair

Whew, goddamn. Abusive, codependent relationships huh? Condolences.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 13:05

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

Nathilus posted:

Whew, goddamn. Abusive, codependent relationships huh? Condolences.

yes, and a crippling fear of women

because they're all trying to kill and eat me

# ? Aug 16, 2016 13:08

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Nathilus posted:

And it taught me that in the waking world I am actually incapable of that sort of love. It was way more intense than the wuviest wuv I ever done felt. I should have already understood that I am incapable of wuv, twue wuv. I've been a goon since 02. It's self evident. But now I feel kinda sad about being a hollow person who is filled merely with hate, scorn, and amusement.

Anyone else worn dat emotional armor until they BECOME the armor and that which is inside merely withers away? Does anyone who has not want me to pass along a message to sauron for them, here in the outer dark? I don't have anything better to do than gnaw at my own being here in the darkness.

Feel free to post hollow souless "humans" club stuff here as well. Us hollows surely need a constant stream of recommendations for video games to play, youtube videos to watch, and small animals to torture and dismember. The hole left by what is good and pure in you is bottomless, but that doesn't stop the compulsion to fill it.

https://youtu.be/X_DVS_303kQ

He loves you. He's with you every step of the way. He's always listening and he's proud of you. Hail Satan 2016

# ? Aug 16, 2016 13:18

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

Nathilus posted:

I understand it theoretically. I'm just WAY too cool for school and can't actually feel it except in dreams. All I get IRL is a pale shadow of the feeling.

At lest when the Singularity comes it won't be too hard for you to transition in to a robot existence.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 13:23

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Decebal posted:

At lest when the Singularity comes it won't be too hard for you to transition in to a robot existence.

Yeah was about to post. That's one of the great things about having no soul or true regard for others. Two less things to tie you down to this illusory meat-existence.

Zombie Boat posted:

He loves you. He's with you every step of the way. He's always listening and he's proud of you. Hail Satan 2016

# ? Aug 16, 2016 13:33

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

OP is a total normie trying to worm his way in, don't fall for it.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 14:00

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

notZaar posted:

OP is a total normie trying to worm his way in, don't fall for it.

Counterpoint: if was really faking it since 2002 I'd probably still be crazy enough to qualify by now. You don't gaze into the abyss this long without the abyss also gazing nto you.

Also, https://youtu.be/QaZ0L7aDx50

# ? Aug 16, 2016 14:16

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Whatever you say, Chad.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 14:19

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

thanks for the invite but i'm gonna pass and chopt his here wood with my shirt off don' tpeek

# ? Aug 16, 2016 14:23

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

social vegan posted:

thanks for the invite but i'm gonna pass and chopt his here wood with my shirt off don' tpeek

Love and lust are two different things, totally gonna peek.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 14:25

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

*locks OP in a haunted aerospace museum

# ? Aug 16, 2016 14:29

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Try buying a lot of things, op, to fill the void in your heart

# ? Aug 16, 2016 14:31

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Don Tacorleone posted:

Try buying a lot of things, op, to fill the void in your heart

I'm poor tho.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 14:35

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

Try that ingredient from chocolate that simulates the feeling of love OP. It's phenethylamine. You can probably find it for sale online.

And in my nonchemist opinion you could probably take 5g? and be ok and in love.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 14:34

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Decebal posted:

Try that ingredient from chocolate that simulates the feeling of love OP. It's phenethylamine. You can probably find it for sale online.

And in my nonchemist opinion you could probably take 5g? and be ok and in love.

thanks but instead I think Im gonna invade and take for my own the kingdom hearts.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 14:43

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Tldr.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 15:00

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Hi op, can I tell my dreams here too? Last night I had a dream I was back in college and I was in the cafeteria. I brought some kind of giant tupperware thing and I was just loading all kinds of food into it and then I just took it all with me home to live off of for like a week. hosed up!

# ? Aug 16, 2016 15:05

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

I dreamt me and a friend were at a super boring party and my friend faked a seizure to help us get out of there

I'm not even the hero in my dreams

# ? Aug 16, 2016 15:09

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

OctoberBlues posted:

Hi op, can I tell my dreams here too? Last night I had a dream I was back in college and I was in the cafeteria. I brought some kind of giant tupperware thing and I was just loading all kinds of food into it and then I just took it all with me home to live off of for like a week. hosed up!

Sorry but no. In this thread a dream is the jumping off point, but at no time should you ever try to verbally relate your dreams to anyone. No one cares.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 15:11

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Nathilus posted:

Sorry but no. In this thread a dream is the jumping off point, but at no time should you ever try to verbally relate your dreams to anyone. No one cares.

Yeah, I know it was so weird! And then the other night I had a dream I was trapped in some kind of library, but every time I tried to read a book it was in some weird foreign language. Let me think op, I can probably go back a week or two on these.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 15:14

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

skylark is a man

# ? Aug 16, 2016 15:13

Fishy Joe: Apr 19, 2005; Eat at Fishy Joe's

i had a dream last night and there was spooky zombies and we were trying to sneak past them and the weirdest part of the dream was i had friends

# ? Aug 16, 2016 16:09

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

I woke up with a piece of poo poo in one hand and a metal detector in the other

# ? Aug 16, 2016 16:10

roymorrison: Jul 26, 2005

Your posting is uniformily poo poo

# ? Aug 16, 2016 16:12

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

All I'm saying OP is that love is just a chemical reaction in the brain and not some magical experience.

Take the power of chemistry in to your hands and enjoy the time we live in !

# ? Aug 16, 2016 16:12