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well you don't need me to tell you that we're facing tough times here. quality of threads and posts have been way down since q3 2015. this is usually the point where the boss tries to sugar coat it and tell you that we're poised for a breakthrough, but i'm not going to do that. that's not why i was hired. i've been the owner and proprietor of several successful businesses past and present and i can tell you that we've got 8-10 months before our funding dries up and this cocksucker goes belly up. this is where you come in. what we need is a thread so potent that it makes those fat cats in qcs stand up and take notice and gets them lining up around the block to invest. now at this point you're screaming "jerry! we don't have your business acumen and creative mind! we're a bunch of retards who have sex with our own poo poo!" trust me, i know, but i've done more with less in the past and i'll do it again. think of me as mcdonald's - i'm going to take your dead seagull of an idea and turn it into a mcnugget of pure profit. so go ahead, wow me.
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thats me telling you to get back to work
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idk there were some pretty good threads yesterday
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Parallax Scroll posted:idk there were some pretty good threads yesterday i'm not asking for a "good" thread i'm asking for a revolution
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Doctor J Off posted:Hot dog contest? i'm just going to crouch here in your cubicle and screech in your ear until you quit
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What has our market research department come up with on the demographics and paradigm of millennials?
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I could probably live with that. Anyway get this: world's largest cat sculpture (excluding the sphinx)
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VendaGoat posted:What has our market research department come up with on the demographics and paradigm of millennials? the research says what it says. let me worry about the research
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Perhaps we should put on a bake sale? Car wash?
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Perhaps we should put on a bake sale? Car wash? wow thats great. tell you what, why don't you put that in an e-mail to me, make sure to cc my assistant, then print it out and shove it up your rear end?
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these are honestly the best ideas so far and that says a lot
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The Jinx. Serial. Making a Murderer. True Crime is causing a media frenzy right now. What I suggest is we go on a huge internet detective thread where we manage to discover who the killer was for an unsolved murder, preferably a young white girl from a small mid-western town who had so much promise. Everyone will be talking about GBS and SA and all the other fine Lowtax properties as the future of vigilante justice, like reddit but it actually accomplished something. Then, once the murder trial is over and the hype has died down, we release the information that shows Jerry Mumphrey wasn't actually the killer and we completely framed him, causing a second wave of media attention. Let me know what you think of my idea and I'll start profiling potential victims.
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VendaGoat posted:I don't think we can go wrong with more penguins. I have it on good authority that this guy is a business genius.
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Whatever happens, make sure there is a ball pit
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kuddles posted:The Jinx. Serial. Making a Murderer. True Crime is causing a media frenzy right now. yeah i like it. will it play with the soccer moms in the flyover states thougjh?
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dad gay. so what posted:thread wars better check with the boys in legal to make sure we don't lose everything to star wars in an ip suit
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:better check with the boys in legal to make sure we don't lose everything to star wars in an ip suit it would be more like "mobile strike" whatever that is imo
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I need the Glengarry leads. Theses leads are poo poo.
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i'm not asking for a "good" thread i'm asking for a revolution Have we done anything that combines clowns, grills and unusual comedic faces? Might be worth exploring.
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will there be pizza involved????
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we're not allowed to have good or funny threads sorry op
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Theophany posted:Have we done anything that combines clowns, grills and unusual comedic faces? Might be worth exploring. good. run with it. see where it takes you
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dad gay. so what posted:it would be more like "mobile strike" whatever that is imo I'll start researching chubby women to be in our commercials.
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King of Bees posted:I need the Glengarry leads. Theses leads are poo poo. the leads are assigned randomly 
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:the leads are assigned randomly I've seen these leads a thousand times. What are Mitch and Murray doing?
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Professor Shark could start a "PAWGs and you, an appreciation" thread?
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Adult coloring books are popular right now. just spitballin here.
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King of Bees posted:Adult coloring books are popular right now. just spitballin here. ya picture pages
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I hear No Man's Sky is blowing up. Have we looked into a procedurally generated forums experience?
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dad gay. so what posted:ya picture pages Have you seen them. They're trippy. Whoah. Hahahahha
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I'm not coming up with anything until we get this place properly cleaned. It's a shithole in here.
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hot dog sewer man from the south, autistic kid that eats nothing but pizza and makes his own video game, ultra racist India thread
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We need to split the GBS brand and create competition between multiple gbs's. It might dilute an already diluted product, but I'm confident we'll soar to new heights instead
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