we need a thread to put gbs back(??) on the map [not this thread]

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Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

I'm just spitballin' here.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 19:42

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# ? May 2, 2024 13:55

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Let's give everyone mod powers for one hour, all at once, and see what happens.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 19:42

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Let's give every mod powers for only one hour out of each day but you never know which one.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 19:44

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

OctoberBlues posted:

Let's give everyone mod powers for one hour, all at once, and see what happens.

that's not a thread at all!

kuddles posted:

The Jinx. Serial. Making a Murderer. True Crime is causing a media frenzy right now.

What I suggest is we go on a huge internet detective thread where we manage to discover who the killer was for an unsolved murder, preferably a young white girl from a small mid-western town who had so much promise. Everyone will be talking about GBS and SA and all the other fine Lowtax properties as the future of vigilante justice, like reddit but it actually accomplished something.

Then, once the murder trial is over and the hype has died down, we release the information that shows Jerry Mumphrey wasn't actually the killer and we completely framed him, causing a second wave of media attention.

Let me know what you think of my idea and I'll start profiling potential victims.

this would really do the trick though

# ? Aug 16, 2016 19:46

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

let's ban moridin

# ? Aug 16, 2016 19:46

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

The Protagonist posted:

that's not a thread at all!

Sorry, when mumphrey talks I tend to just zone out, he's such a boring prick.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 19:46

snuggle baby luvs hugs: Aug 30, 2005

Sorry man SAs demographic is too old and lazy to make a splash ever again

# ? Aug 16, 2016 19:49

Mukulu: Jul 14, 2006; Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.

GBS was on the map?

# ? Aug 16, 2016 19:49

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

make the forums facebook and then we will take over the market of our moms and dads

# ? Aug 16, 2016 19:50

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

give gbs voice notes

# ? Aug 16, 2016 19:54

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

maybe it could be like sid meiers civilization :confused:

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:01

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

There are 541 users browsing GBS right now. That's like a small battalion ! The ideas will start pouring in no time

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:01

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

murder applewhite

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:02

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

I got it! I got it!

KITTENS!

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:04

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

maybe it could be like sid meiers civilization

but you color it yourself

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:04

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

What about a system where we can rate individual posts and the higher the ranking, the higher up the post appears?!

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:05

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

if anyone's stuck here's an example of a good idea (can't se this one though its for one of my other businesses) - a country song called 'all my shirts are gingham'

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:07

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

OctoberBlues posted:

What about a system where we can rate individual posts and the higher the ranking, the higher up the post appears?!

you mean like redd

nm

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:07

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

psychokitty posted:

murder applewhite

"itt we murder appewhite"

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:09

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

vols bitch posted:

"itt we murder appewhite"

done

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:11

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

Send dildos to Olympic champions and butter plugs to ones who came in last

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:23

Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

Get the Pro's from YOSPOS to work on that Stuxnet leak and turn it against Saudi Arabia ???

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:27

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

maybe we could make it a "safe place" where the mods dictate humor based on their personal likes or dislikes and censure those who threaten their perceived sense of power

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:29

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

maybe we could make it a "safe place" where the mods dictate humor based on their personal likes or dislikes and censure those who threaten their perceived sense of power

but if a council of learned posters decide (by simple majority) that a mod has imposed an unjust sanction they must smell my rear end in a top hat from real close up

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:37

Vlonald Prump: Aug 28, 2011; Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!; Buglord

Have you tried synergizing your paradigms? I hear all the consumer-driven social networks in 'the cloud' are doing it these days. Disrupt the establishment solutions!!

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:39

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

but if a council of learned posters decide (by simple majority) that a mod has imposed an unjust sanction they must smell my rear end in a top hat from real close up

and "take a bite of peach" out of mine as well. or use it as a chip dip

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:40

Fishy Joe: Apr 19, 2005; Eat at Fishy Joe's

Slenderman and Lowtax join the ISIS

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:40

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

all I really want to know is what to eat for the various meals I encounter throughout the day and night

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:42

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

What if I started a thread asking for money to make a hot dog stand? Local tv would probably want to interview me about it and whatnot.

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:42

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

What if I started a thread asking for money to make a hot dog stand? Local tv would probably want to interview me about it and whatnot.

its not the worst idea ...

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:44

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

all I really want to know is what to eat for the various meals I encounter throughout the day and night

maybe a procedurally generated meal plan that maps your tongue and harvests your gut flora to figure out what you like to eat? drat that's an idea too good for gbs i feel like i should steal it for one of my other companies

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:44

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

maybe a procedurally generated meal plan that maps your tongue and harvests your gut flora to figure out what you like to eat? drat that's an idea too good for gbs i feel like i should steal it for one of my other companies

I know whati like to eat for the most part, I just need some ideas

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:47

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

I know whati like to eat for the most part, I just need some ideas

the idea is like, maybe you don't even know though :wth:

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:46

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

the idea is like, maybe you don't even know though

oh whoa nm

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:47

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

I know whati like to eat for the most part, I just need some ideas

http://wheelof.com/lunch/

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:48

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

http://wheelof.com/lunch/

I don't really "browse" the web. tia :rolleyes:

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:49

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

OctoberBlues posted:

http://wheelof.com/lunch/

with all due respect that's a loving disgrace

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:49

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

with all due respect that's a loving disgrace

I don't appreciate you insulting the website that my grandma made all by herself. :mad:

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:50

Beefeater: May 17, 2003; I'm hungry.; Hair Elf

OctoberBlues posted:

http://wheelof.com/lunch/

I made one of those years ago at work out of a cardboard hose reel, toilet paper tube and broom handle. We could never decide what to get for lunch so the "Wheel of Decisions" was born (except lunch was the only decision it could make).

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Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

Beefeater posted:

I made one of those years ago at work out of a cardboard hose reel, toilet paper tube and broom handle. We could never decide what to get for lunch so the "Wheel of Decisions" was born (except lunch was the only decision it could make).

if you worked for me you'd be out on your ear

# ? Aug 16, 2016 20:51

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