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Ford plans on having completely self driving cars on the road in 5 years. http://arstechnica.com/cars/2016/08/ford-to-mass-produce-a-completely-self-driving-car-within-five-years/ "Oh boo hoo, technology is moving too fast for my fragile mind to comprehend this." - The bitchmade punks in those Tesla threads... Eat a dick, i hope one of these mistakes your body for a clear road and runs you over.
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Aug 16, 2016 21:35
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bruvs be4 luvs
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I think i'll probably still drive manually.
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Aug 16, 2016 21:36
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you seem awful mad about what kind of car people like op
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Aug 16, 2016 21:36
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lol if you dont drive an 80s beater pickup
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Aug 16, 2016 21:38
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That's gonna make it a lot easier for chicks to suck my dick.
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Aug 16, 2016 21:46
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:That's gonna make it a lot easier for chicks to suck my dick. Seriously, I drive a manual which makes it very difficult... this change is welcome.
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Aug 16, 2016 21:48
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never gonna happen beyond just holding a lane in a highway situation
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Aug 16, 2016 21:48
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Parallax Scroll posted:you seem awful mad about what kind of car people like op i'm not mad, i'm glad
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Aug 16, 2016 21:49
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OP needs to take a chill pill IMHO
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Aug 16, 2016 21:49
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Elon Musk wants to make the self driving cars be able to act as an Uber Service while you're at work so the car can earn you extra money. He's going to single handedly destroy a poor people industry by handing it to anyone who can afford a self driving car. LOL
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Aug 16, 2016 21:49
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A whole lotta mad about this subject dude. Chill. PS - no self driving cars for me, thanks. I'll take the aforementioned beater 80's pickup.
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Aug 16, 2016 21:50
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"Found On Road Decapitated" - teh drivers of this >_M
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Aug 16, 2016 21:52
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i think self driving cars could be good for most of these brain dead idiots who can't respond properly to visual cues and have bad judgment calls on the road
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Aug 16, 2016 21:52
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oh now i get why people are upset at OP lmbo
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Aug 16, 2016 21:53
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Dubplate Fire posted:Seriously, I drive a manual which makes it very difficult... this change is welcome. I know jeez it's like, you're getting head, switching lanes, popping the clutch, sipping your juice box, changing the radio station, adjusting the wiper speed, ashing a cigarette, texting your mom, and then it's like her stupid face is in front of the A/C knob and it's a little chilly on your balls. 
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i thought it was hilarious how that one really long-winded guy who literally can't let anybody else get the last word made the thread called 'post here every time a self-driving car kills someone' after one person died and then he wouldn't stop posting his 'hilarious jabs' about edge cases, but don't get mad about it
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Aug 16, 2016 21:54
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as i get older i start to wonder how many of my old schoolteachers lie 'neath the ground 
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the only thing i want a self driving car for is inching forwards in stationary traffic p much everything else is either fun (bendy country roads) or filled with unpredictable morons (motorways) i just dont trust them to recognise the telltale signs that someone in front of you is a dipshit who you should avoid
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John Denver Hoxha posted:i thought it was hilarious how that one really long-winded guy who literally can't let anybody else get the last word made the thread called 'post here every time a self-driving car kills someone' after one person died and then he wouldn't stop posting his 'hilarious jabs' about edge cases, but don't get mad about it i'm not actually mad though
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Aug 16, 2016 21:56
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Self-driving cars will come with a CIA backdoor to have any wrong thinkers disappeared through freak accidents 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I know jeez it's like, you're getting head, switching lanes, popping the clutch, sipping your juice box, changing the radio station, adjusting the wiper speed, ashing a cigarette, texting your mom, and then it's like her stupid face is in front of the A/C knob and it's a little chilly on your balls. youre pretty much stuck in gear on the highway and if you have to change lanes or something you gotta reach underneath and pop the clutch risking damage to the penis
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RedMage129 posted:Elon Musk wants to make the self driving cars be able to act as an Uber Service while you're at work so the car can earn you extra money. He's going to single handedly destroy a poor people industry by handing it to anyone who can afford a self driving car. LOL
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The_Cack posted:Self-driving cars will come with a CIA backdoor to have any wrong thinkers disappeared through freak accidents yeah and if you have a criminal record itll drive you to jail. good luck robbing a bank with one of these gay cars. sounds pretty retarded imo
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Aug 16, 2016 21:59
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But how can it make a moral choice between killing two handsome executives or three dirty poors? Obviously as a human I am equipped to do this in the half second between losing control and ploughing into a building.
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Aug 16, 2016 22:00
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100% chance self driving cars will be remote controlled by cops, they'll pull you over, trigger the airbags to knock you out a bit and shoot you in the head. The future
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unpacked robinhood posted:100% chance self driving cars will be remote controlled by cops, they'll pull you over, trigger the airbags to knock you out a bit and shoot you in the head. The future Yeah, they can do this already.
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Lastgirl posted:i think self driving cars could be good for most of these brain dead idiots who can't respond properly to visual cues and have bad judgment calls on the road they'll be perfect for u then John Denver Hoxha posted:i thought it was hilarious how that one really long-winded guy who literally can't let anybody else get the last word made the thread called 'post here every time a self-driving car kills someone' after one person died and then he wouldn't stop posting his 'hilarious jabs' about edge cases, but don't get mad about it yeah he was good and funny, bitch The_Cack posted:Self-driving cars will come with a CIA backdoor to have any wrong thinkers disappeared through freak accidents I bet hilldog and musk are gonna have a cozy relationship
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Aug 16, 2016 22:03
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This is Ford btw, Elon Musk has nothing to do with this
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Strategic Tea posted:But how can it make a moral choice between killing two handsome executives or three dirty poors? who cares
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:they'll be perfect for u then wowza i sure walked into that one!  No seriously, even I know what an accelerating and decelerating lane is, so gently caress the guy going 30 in an accelerating lane while everyone is going 70 on the highway and im trying to merge but the far right lane is zooming by like a bullet im glad for self driving cars because it will reduce emissions, blah blah blah. Even most predictions say about 20-30 years people won't even own a car since everyone's just gonna hop into a self driving car service like uber. The impact on traffic congestion will be significant as there will be way less of it
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ROFLburger posted:who cares if self-driving cars are explicitly designed to murder people who get blase about moral and ethical quandaries I will reverse my position on them
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Strategic Tea posted:But how can it make a moral choice between killing two handsome executives or three dirty poors?
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insurance companies are gonna make it so none of the self-driving cars can go faster than 30mph and they will all have to stay 500 feet away from each other
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I think they should just make a really big self driving car, and put it on a track. That way when a bunch of people want to go to the same spot they can just get on a... Well im gonna call it a "train". 
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Aug 16, 2016 22:09
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I just noticed uber -> rube
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us in 5 years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrxyr1CjiSM
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Aug 16, 2016 22:14
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look at Tommy Cruise freak out about being claustrophobic in a smart car
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Do they really think we'll have cars that will drive themselves 100% of the time, or just stay in their lane on the highway ? I don't want to be the guy trying to think of all the edge cases. e: a car that would quietly gently caress off when you're parked like an rear end in a top hat and cops starts writing tickets would be cool, but I guess the self-driving future will have the car snitch on you unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Aug 16, 2016 |
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It's actually way more hosed up to wish death on the real ppl you interact w/ over a computer than it is to wish death on the abstract idea of a self driving car, OP.
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I ride a bike 
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