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UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo
I've never seen Bee Movie and I've never seen Seinfeld, but I saw some posters for Bee Movie once and I'm pretty sure I've got a good idea what the movie's all about, so I decided to make an RPG about it.

So far, I've only gotten to the part where the female lead demands Tri-Lithium crystals from Jerry Bee . Jerry does not yet know that his love interest is a Robot wearing human skin. I think I managed to capture the emotion of the scene fairly well. And yes, I plan on including the part where Jerry fights a wizard.

What other pivotal scenes should I remember to include in my game?

PS: I'm at work, can't post screenshots now

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8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Gotta have somebody suck a mean dick

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

The scene where Jerry Bee gets racially profiled as a wasp and the FBI investigate him for a potential terrorist plot

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
really loving the memes OP

it's hip to copulate BEES LOL!!!!!

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo

Popeahuntis posted:

The scene where Jerry Bee gets racially profiled as a wasp and the FBI investigate him for a potential terrorist plot

Oh, right. Pretty sure that's why he has to go to bee court.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

The bee fucks a woman and she births a half bee half baby. It was pretty impressive cg for the time

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I can help

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Going to need to ask forums user King of Bees for permission to use bees in your game.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

why is the bee so tiny king of bees where is large bee

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
sounds pretty wacky op, cant wait for the result, im sure it will bee (:D) epic

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Putty posted:

why is the bee so tiny king of bees where is large bee

That would be the queen of bees.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


don't call king of Bees wife large

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Putty posted:

why is the bee so tiny king of bees where is large bee

It's a long story full of heartbreak.

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo

King of Bees posted:

It's a long story full of heartbreak.

Tell us the story, spinner of yarns

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Abbreviated version. Welp, once upon a time a GBS mod challenged me and I won. For my prize I was awarded a sweet av. After a while I was gifted other avs from forums friends. They were good and fun but I missed my nice av. However since a mod did it I can't replicate the same av. It's too big. So I live with this one and pretend it's ok.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i think as long as the i8mage is hosted on SA you can include it iwth image tags in your title

that is what my friend Neo Duckberg did before he mysteriously died in a volcano without a trace

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

King of Bees posted:

Abbreviated version. Welp, once upon a time a GBS mod challenged me and I won. For my prize I was awarded a sweet av. After a while I was gifted other avs from forums friends. They were good and fun but I missed my nice av. However since a mod did it I can't replicate the same av. It's too big. So I live with this one and pretend it's ok.

Sorry for your loss. :(

I hope you and your whale of a wife can recover.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
submitting for credits music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nxuRwkVPx0

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

he truly is...the king of the bees...

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo

I think you mean overworld music

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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UWBW posted:

I think you mean overworld music

why not both?

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo

Fojar38 posted:

why not both?

All sounds replaced with a small child yelling the word "bee" confirmed

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Dreddout posted:

Sorry for your loss. :(

I hope you and your whale of a wife can recover.

Thanks man

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
There's a guy who won't let the bees have any soup.

I think you have to make him really powerful, or players will just fight him and take his soup by force, and that's not supposed to happen.

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

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Blurry Gray Thing posted:

There's a guy who won't let the bees have any soup.

I think you have to make him really powerful, or players will just fight him and take his soup by force, and that's not supposed to happen.

I like this, especially if the soup does nothing.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I want a gritty sub-plot about the realization that Bees are sentient beings, with bee swatting being upgraded to murder status and a movement against them taking good human jobs

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

UWBW posted:

I like this, especially if the soup does nothing.

It's a soup about nothing technically

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo

Blazing Ownager posted:

I want a gritty sub-plot about the realization that Bees are sentient beings, with bee swatting being upgraded to murder status and a movement against them taking good human jobs

get a load of this scrub, clearly you did not even watch the movie. There's only one human in the world, a woman, and jerry bee is in love with her

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Theres a lot of anal sex innuendos in the movie. Bee sure to play off that and involve anal sex.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

UWBW posted:

I like this, especially if the soup does nothing.

It's supposed to be a really good soup but this should be an action-driven RPG so I don't think we'll need rules about food.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
all rpgs are better if they have timed hits so do that

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
One of the bees is really racist and sometimes it hurts his career.

So, like, we need some of those negative traits you can take to have more points for positive ones and a note to GMs to make SURE those negative traits see some consequences.

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!
Bee wears puffy shirt. Newman says "lol ur bee, why u wear shirt"?

-10 health.

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

for this next fight, you shouldn't BEE underleveled

PallasAthene
Dec 6, 2010

Why, vixen, have you again set the gods by the ears in the pride and haughtiness of your heart?
Instead of using dice, players have to shake a live bee in their hand and toss it onto the board.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
have dialouge trees:

>whats the deal
>with airline food
>anyways?!?

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
There’s a story about a "lost" scene of Bee Movie floating around the internet.

The scene was supposed to air around halfway through the movie, but it was mysteriously cut. The “official” story about the episode was that it featured the Queen purchasing a firearm after being mugged, but many elements about this episode were never revealed until recently. NBC Executives refused to officially report on the episode until the Bee Movie DVD commentary. I have the tape but as someone who works within NBC, unfortunately I can’t reveal my sources.

I work at the GE building in Rockefeller Plaza, and I have access to their digital archives. That’s as much as I can divulge. We also have the entire original Seinfeld series in multiple formats, including original reels and VHS tapes. I noticed an scene with the production code “607” was missing from the tape set, and it was relocated in a set of old news reels. The replacement scene “The Mom and Pop Store” was filmed later to replace the missing scene. It is oddly titled “The Mason”.

The scene starts out as normal, with Jerry’s bee apartment, but the camera is much more steady. Jerry walks out as though he’s been drugged and remarks that all of his family and friends have been dying lately. His bee buzzer rings and it’s George. George runs up, half crying and tells Jerry he’s seen something terrible. He’s mumbling and stuttering for about five minutes until he can form a sentence. There are still pauses for humor, but there is no audience or laugh track. George informs Jerry that planes have crashed into the twin towers due to a terrorist attack on New York.

Jerry turns on the bee news and you can see modern footage of the 9/11 attacks, all pré-filmed several years beforehand. George says that isn't the worst part: Elaine and Kramer were in the towers at the time of the bombing. What proceeds is a graphic and explicit phone call of screaming and crying and Kramer saying that something terrible has happened, and Elaine is dead. Kramer screams there’s no air in the building, and he’s burning to death, and that he’s going to jump.

The camera cuts to live footage of a man falling from the twin towers. George genuinely looks upset and says “I’m sorry Larry, but I can’t go through with this” and he tries to walk off the set, but people stop him and push him towards the stage. He walks out Jerry’s prop window and you can hear him calling his agent. There’s a lot of mumbling, and you can see candles being lit behind the stage.

Jerry goes over to the bee bookcase and pulls it aside, revealing a ceremonial black table with candles, a dinner plate, and a strange box. There is a Masonic symbol against black cloth just outside where the fake stage window would be. Jerry says some weird things in a foreign dialect, and one cut of the camera shows a poster of Barack Obama (This movie originally aired in 1995). The scene ends with bee Jerry waking up in bed, as though it’s all a nightmare. Kramer comes in and asks if Jerry has seen a bee. Jerry laughs and says “We are the bees” and the camera zooms slightly. His eyes become slivered, like bee eyes.

The tape is only 7 minutes long, and what proceeds is just 20 minutes of dead air. If you continue watching to the end, it seems there are three more news reports tacked on. The first is about an outbreak of swine flu, the second about a train bombing, and the third...

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
I think there's a market for a bee on human dating sim.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Boring Beetles (or bumblebees) are your Orc type, OP. Bonuses to intimidate, strength, and endurance. Can burrow through soft wood at a rate of 1 inch per day.

Their natural enemies are wasps and teenage boys trying to mow the lawn during hot summer day.

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
This feels more like a Family Guy episode than Jerry.

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