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Writer Cath
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Heath's the best.

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It's like Dolph is trying to do a Dean impression, only with yelling.

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Is it just me or is like everything about Dolph composed of a mismash of other, better wrestlers?

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Who's the walking rave?

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DeepDickPizza posted:

I sort of like this whole Heath Slater angle and how it's been used to get over the Orton/Lesnar feud has been good, but have they explained how and why a "free agent" is just getting matches like that? Are they tryout matches? Or are there just no rules to Slater's appearances in typical lazy WWE fashion?

Heath was never fired, he just wasn't drafted. He's still a WWE employee.

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https://twitter.com/Christian4Peepz/status/765714830938472448

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Power Windows posted:

Goofier face: Kalisto right now or Corbin's stomach?

The answer is always Corbin.

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Jerusalem posted:

I miss anything good so far?

Heath got a concussion from Dandy Orton, but won his match by DQ. Later, Heath was confused and bleary in the trainer's office and the dastardly Shane McMahon made him sign a contract anyway.

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Jerusalem posted:

Heath's kids gonna eat tonight! :woop:

All nine hundred and fourteen of them!

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BOOTY-ADE posted:

He needs a gimmick where all his kids are orphans and he's working to build a new home for them

E: Vince if you steal this I'mma stab you in the nads

If only he could enlist the aid of a plucky luchador that Kevin Owens hates for some reason.

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