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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

What the gently caress is this poo poo? Is it really this easy to take people's money?!



For a mere $7, you can buy a 48 pack of Zzzquil tablets, from the makers of Nyquil!

What does it do? Well, as the z's would indicate it helps you sleep! How does it do this? Some magical mix of unique ingredients? No! Through 25 mg of diphenhydramine. That's right, the exact same stuff in generic brand sleep pills and allergy tablets! For $8 I recently bought a 600 pack of 25 mg diphenhydramine pills, because they do in fact work at making me tired and helping me sleep. That is 1.3 cents per pill. Zzzquil is 14.6 cents per pill! Over 11 times the cost for the exact same thing!

gently caress YOU ZZZQUIL

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
smoke a weed

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Gonna read your post to help me fall asleep tonight.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

dead gay son posted:

Gonna read your post to help me fall asleep tonight.

But my post is so angry, won't raise your blood pressure and make sleeping more difficult?

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

the packaging and increased price can have a placebo effect

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
doxylamine is the way to go OP

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

take a 'chill pill' as they say OP

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


dph is also a fantastic deliriant if taken at high enough doses and can make you trip some hard but often scary balls

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
lol if you don't smoke a dank indica then jack off to diaper granny porn to get a good night's sleep

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
diphenhydramine sucks

if thats what u really want buy some generic nyquil instead with doxylamine succinate

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Celluloid Sam posted:

dph is also a fantastic deliriant if taken at high enough doses and can make you trip some hard but often scary balls

I actually did that once and it was the most hosed up thing ever, I was having full on hallucinations and talking to people who would disappear in the middle of the conversation.

Ah, to be young and stupid again.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
People who insist on buying brand-name drugs like Bayer Aspirin for $10/bottle are loving idiots

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

OctoberBlues posted:

What the gently caress is this poo poo? Is it really this easy to take people's money?!



For a mere $7, you can buy a 48 pack of Zzzquil tablets, from the makers of Nyquil!

What does it do? Well, as the z's would indicate it helps you sleep! How does it do this? Some magical mix of unique ingredients? No! Through 25 mg of diphenhydramine. That's right, the exact same stuff in generic brand sleep pills and allergy tablets! For $8 I recently bought a 600 pack of 25 mg diphenhydramine pills, because they do in fact work at making me tired and helping me sleep. That is 1.3 cents per pill. Zzzquil is 14.6 cents per pill! Over 11 times the cost for the exact same thing!

gently caress YOU ZZZQUIL

congrats on discovering capitalism and marketing

hope your high school exit exam goes well!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

FCKGW posted:

congrats on discovering capitalism and marketing

hope your high school exit exam goes well!

I failed actually, for the 11th year in a row. Here's to hoping next year works out better! :)

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

FCKGW posted:

hope your high school exit exam goes well!

they make u take an exam just to exit high school nowadays??

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





It tastes good.

idiotbitch
Jul 16, 2013

EugeneJ posted:

People who insist on buying brand-name drugs like Bayer Aspirin for $10/bottle are loving idiots

I had to buy it to avoid a fight with my ex girlfriend about how cheap i am

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i like unisom or trazodone

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Drugs are bad OctoberBlues

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
let me know when they make a PeeQuil so i can pee longer faster harder longer piss

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Drugs are bad OctoberBlues

You are on the record stating that legal drugs like caffeine are just fine and diphenhydramine is legal. :colbert:

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012

idiotbitch posted:

I had to buy it to avoid a fight with my ex girlfriend about how cheap i am

No you didn't, you could have just explained that they're the same thing to her, idiotbitch

Nekodoshi
Aug 4, 2007

I'm only as smart as the content of my posts.
I can't take anything with diphenhydramine in it, I have a severe reaction to it. Makes my skin crawl to the point where I want to rip it all off.
Nothing but good old booze to help me sleep.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i sleep terribly when i drink. drinking just sucks in general really

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

OctoberBlues posted:

You are on the record stating that legal drugs like caffeine are just fine and diphenhydramine is legal. :colbert:

Don't put word in my mouth

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I take benadryl some times and don't feel a god drat bit more tired. Where is the magical sleeping drug?

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
so you're suggesting you will not, in fact, zzzquil yourself

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Frog Act posted:

i sleep terribly when i drink. drinking just sucks in general really

Bad opinion to have but I will defend your right to have it.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

OctoberBlues posted:

What the gently caress is this poo poo? Is it really this easy to take people's money?!



For a mere $7, you can buy a 48 pack of Zzzquil tablets, from the makers of Nyquil!

What does it do? Well, as the z's would indicate it helps you sleep! How does it do this? Some magical mix of unique ingredients? No! Through 25 mg of diphenhydramine. That's right, the exact same stuff in generic brand sleep pills and allergy tablets! For $8 I recently bought a 600 pack of 25 mg diphenhydramine pills, because they do in fact work at making me tired and helping me sleep. That is 1.3 cents per pill. Zzzquil is 14.6 cents per pill! Over 11 times the cost for the exact same thing!

gently caress YOU ZZZQUIL

hell yeah wal-dryl

idiotbitch
Jul 16, 2013

Gently KRS posted:

No you didn't, you could have just explained that they're the same thing to her, idiotbitch

she didnt believe me and called me cheap.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Poor wittle toywit shoes need a nappy wappy?

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

idiotbitch posted:

I had to buy it to avoid a fight with my ex girlfriend about how cheap i am

Do you also pee sitting down?

Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum
The pills are a pretty color.

idiotbitch
Jul 16, 2013

a dog from hell posted:

Do you also pee sitting down?

That's personal

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

a dog from hell posted:

Do you also pee sitting down?

I do.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

idiotbitch posted:

That's personal

Not on these forums, you have to tell

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Just steal them instead

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

a dog from hell posted:

Do you also pee sitting down?

Sometimes

NVJ
Apr 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Im gay

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nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
my favorite is having a flu and looking at the wall of loving flu products and trying to look at the text to see which ones have phelylephrine

phenylephrine might say 'decongestant' and used in place of pseudophedrine but it is 100% useless. that is not hyperbole it's never been proven to be better than placebo in clinical trials

but they still hock that poo poo at you for $8 a blister pack even though it won't do poo poo. hey, you can't make meth out of it :grin:

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