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DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!


I bought this book when I was on vacation as a child from the Red Apple grocery store in Lake Chelan, Washington. It was super naughty and had curse words.

Has anyone else ever read it?? Let's talk about it!

If you haven't, post guesses to what happens inside!!

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
no

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

me neither, but this thread does make me miss the gbs post your books/bookshelf thread big time, it owned.


remember redwall? that poo poo owned, a mouse was a famous warrior

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

extra stout posted:

me neither, but this thread does make me miss the gbs post your books/bookshelf thread big time, it owned.


remember redwall? that poo poo owned, a mouse was a famous warrior

when i was a lad i remember reading soemthing about caterpillar

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Randal
Apr 20, 2016

not adding value on SA one post at a time
I remember reading Jaws and being surprised when Hooper was driving around while fingering Brody's wife.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Randal posted:

I remember reading Jaws and being surprised when Hooper was driving around while fingering Brody's wife.

reference pls

Randal
Apr 20, 2016

not adding value on SA one post at a time

Orkin Mang posted:

reference pls

Jaws by Peter Benchley (1974)

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Randal posted:

Jaws by Peter Benchley (1974)

quote the passage

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

DavidAlltheTime posted:



I bought this book when I was on vacation as a child from the Red Apple grocery store in Lake Chelan, Washington. It was super naughty and had curse words.

Has anyone else ever read it?? Let's talk about it!

If you haven't, post guesses to what happens inside!!

think I got demon fire in my dilz from ur mom, had to go to a doctor or something for it

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I got some demon fire coming out my butt right now.

chajusong
Oct 18, 2002
i don't

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Too many Tapatio Doritos

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Prove it

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

jackyl posted:

think I got demon fire in my dilz from ur mom, had to go to a doctor or something for it

elliptical but within the bounds of publishment

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
Memory jogger:
There's a scene where the man and his son go diving, and they go deep down and when they turn around to go back up, the surface of the water is covered with eels.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Memory jogger:
There's a scene where the man and his son go diving, and they go deep down and when they turn around to go back up, the surface of the water is covered with eels.

baptism of the man

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
And here I was hoping for the goth version of 90s websites on angeldemonfire.com

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

extra stout posted:

me neither, but this thread does make me miss the gbs post your books/bookshelf thread big time, it owned.


remember redwall? that poo poo owned, a mouse was a famous warrior

There was a mouse called "Plumpkin" if I recall correctly. Plumpkin

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Something was pouring from his mouth. He examined his sleeve. Blood!? Blood. Crimson copper-smelling blood, his blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. And bits of sick.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
i remember demon fire

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

various cheeses posted:

There was a mouse called "Plumpkin" if I recall correctly. Plumpkin

cant believe i actually googled 'list of redwall characters'

http://redwall.wikia.com/wiki/Plumpen

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Oh yeah plumpen

plumpen

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

various cheeses posted:

Oh yeah plumpen

plumpen

did you ever read marlfox? that one spooked me as a kid, i liked martin the warrior better

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I think I stopped paying attention to them after Salamandastron or whatever the badger blacksmith mountain book was called.

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
what's that tattered old thing? where's the pdf?

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

I read a book about a mouse warrior in school, luckily for me I got called a fag and punched repeatedly in the legs by the guy who sat next to me so I grew up to be normal.

what I'm saying is put bullying back into our schools - Trump 2016

Kang Wang
Aug 16, 2016
I'm reading this thread and I will try to remember it!

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I was raised by demons and that is the forbidden book.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
From context I gather the book is about an evil jungle of carnivorous plants that's somewhere on Hawaii.

The plants are all bloody like they've killed someone so I would steer clear of that place.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Redwall had some weird racial politics under the surface.

I met Brian Jacques once, he gave me a hug.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Free Market Mambo posted:

Redwall had some weird racial politics under the surface.

I met Brian Jacques once, he gave me a hug.

I'm assuming you're white.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Like the driven snow

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
Mods can we change the thread title to 'Demon Fire / Redwall MEGATHREAD' please?

Memory Jog 2:
The dad is driving and the passenger seat of his Jeep begins to throb and pulsate. Suddenly a small rip appears and spiders begin to pour out of the seat! Dozens of horrible spiders! While he's driving!

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
The shrews were all unionized and aggro, and the comparative animal sizes never really were clear.

The term "pincer movement" will occur at least once a book, you don't want to get got by that.

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DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
Last one: A small demon with a huge erection appears in a room, and coats a woman with semen, cementing her to the floor for days before she escapes.

Applewhite posted:

From context I gather the book is about an evil jungle of carnivorous plants that's somewhere on Hawaii.

The plants are all bloody like they've killed someone so I would steer clear of that place.

I don't remember bloodthirsty plants, but I only have scraps of memories of this book. Steering clear is a good idea, regardless.

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