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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Any rival pair in almost any category can basically be broken down into one that is "Coca Cola" and one that is "Pepsi." The breakdown isn't necessarily a correlation with popularity or quality. It has more to do with a feeling, an attitude that is as elusive to define as it is self evident.

Harvard: Coke
Yale: Pepsi

Home Depot: Coke
Lowe's: Pepsi

Barnes and Noble: Coke
Borders: Pepsi

Star Trek: Coke
Star Wars: Pepsi

Hamburgers: Coke
Hot Dogs: Pepsi

DC: Coke
Marvel: Pepsi

Which is weird because

Disney: Coke
Warner Bros: Pepsi

Go figure.

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Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

This thread: Crystal pepsi

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

tits: coke
rear end: pepsi

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
Cocaine: Coke
Methaqualone: Pepsi
Ibogaine: Mecca-Cola

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

satanic splash-back posted:

tits: coke
rear end: pepsi

poo poo...

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
sprite: coke
7 up: pepsi

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Target: Coke
Walmart: Pepsi

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Applewhite posted:

Home Depot: Coke
Lowe's: Pepsi
look how loving wrong you are

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Bloods: Coke
Crips: Pepsi

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Applewhite posted:

DC: Coke
Marvel: Pepsi

Which is weird because

Disney: Coke
Warner Bros: Pepsi

This unironically explains why Disney can manage Marvel and integrate them into their brand, but Warner Bros. struggles with almost ludicrous incompetence to handle any DC character not named "Batman." Because I'm a crazy person I recognized this years ago and kept it to myself because it's loving crazy.

I'm proud OP reached this conclusion on his own.

Nintendo: Coke
Sega: Pepsi

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

vols bitch posted:

look how loving wrong you are

No actually Lowe's is Pepsi, sorry. I prefer Lowe's but it's def the Pepsi of the two.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

mind the walrus posted:

Nintendo: Coke
Sega: Pepsi

Exactly! Exactly.

I can't believe I left them out of the OP.

Perfect illustration of the concept right there.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

ford: coke
chevrolet: pepsi

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Applewhite posted:

No actually Lowe's is Pepsi, sorry. I prefer Lowe's but it's def the Pepsi of the two.

hrm around here lowes is where you go to buy tools and home depot is where you go at 5am to round illegals in your pickup to come work on your garage

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

this dog: pespi
the cool dog: coke

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The Hunger Games: Coke

Divergent: Pepsi

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
Similarly:
Something Awful: Hydrox
Reddit: Oreo

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The gently caress is Hydrox?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Doctor J Off posted:

Similarly:
Something Awful: Hydrox
Reddit: Oreo

4chan: Chocolate Necco Wafers

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

Applewhite posted:

The gently caress is Hydrox?

The original sandwich cookie that oreo ripped off and then totally eclipsed in popularity

E: anyway,

Cats: coke
Dogs: pepsi

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
android: coke
iphone: pepsi

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Doctor J Off posted:

The original sandwich cookie that oreo ripped off and then totally eclipsed in popularity

E: anyway,

Cats: coke
Dogs: pepsi

Actually dogs are Coke and cats are Pepsi

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
I respectfully disagree

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

scott zoloft posted:

android: coke
iphone: pepsi

Windows: coke
Mac: pepsi

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Piss: Coke
Cum: Pepsi

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Doctor J Off posted:

I respectfully disagree

Hmm.

Actually you might be right.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
How much is the coca cola corporation paying you to post this thread??

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
debian: coke
ubuntu: pepsi

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Applewhite posted:

Actually dogs are Coke and cats are Pepsi

applewhite's opinion: pepsi
my opinion: coke

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

HD-DVD: Coke
Blu-Ray: Pepsi

VHS: Coke
Betamax: Pepsi

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

mind the walrus posted:

HD-DVD: Coke
Blu-Ray: Pepsi

VHS: Coke
Betamax: Pepsi

You're good at this.

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
Catholics: Coke
Protestants: Pepsi
Mormons, JWs, any american invented christian fan fiction cult: RC Cola

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Applewhite posted:

You're good at this.

Autism helps.

Vanilla: Coke
Chocolate: Pepsi

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


GBS: COKE

FWYAD: PEEPEE

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

mind the walrus posted:

HD-DVD: Coke
Blu-Ray: Pepsi

VHS: Coke
Betamax: Pepsi

wouldn't betamax be coke? superior but less popular format? :shrug:

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
Dr Pepper: Coke

Mr Pibb: Pepsi

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Doctor J Off posted:

Similarly:
Something Awful: Hydrox
Reddit: Oreo

Wow, this is quite accurate.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
Books: coke
TV: pepsi
Comics: RC cola

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spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe
Fender: Coke
Gibson: Pepsi

Iron Maiden: Coke
Judas Priest: Pepsi

spleen merchant fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Aug 17, 2016

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