Sort rivals into whether they are "Coke" or "Pepsi"

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Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Windows: Coke
Mac: Pepsi
Linux: blueprints for a soda factory

# ? Aug 17, 2016 18:17

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 15:44

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Lutha Mahtin posted:

Windows: Coke
Mac: Pepsi
Linux: blueprints for a soda factory

eh more like sodastream nowadays

# ? Aug 17, 2016 18:20

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

BigBadSteve posted:

Piss: Coke
Cum: Pepsi

nope

# ? Aug 17, 2016 18:21

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

FlimFlam Imam posted:

so then more like Fanta or RC than Coke or Pepsi

The concept of this thread is that Pepsi represents the tryhard but perennial second-placer in the relationship.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 18:47

Sheen Sheen: Nov 18, 2002

Ghostbusters: Coke
Ghostbusters 2: Pepsi
Ghostbusters 2016: New Coke

:getin:

Though maybe Diet Coke would be more appropriate for GB2

# ? Aug 17, 2016 19:09

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Alien: Coke

Aliens: Also Coke?

Alien: Resurrection: Ah There We Go There's The Pepsi

AVP Series: Dr. Thunder

# ? Aug 17, 2016 19:14

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Harry Potter: Coke

Percy Jackson: Pepsi

# ? Aug 17, 2016 19:18

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Star Trek TNG: Coke

Babylon 5: Pepsi

# ? Aug 17, 2016 19:25

The_end: May 17, 2014

United States = Coke
Canada = Pepsi
Japan = Tentacle Grape.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 19:43

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Trayvon Martin: Coke

Michael Brown: Pepsi

# ? Aug 17, 2016 19:42

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Naked Gun: Coke

Police Academy: Bepis

# ? Aug 17, 2016 21:31

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

canpakes posted:

starwars is the coke you fucknut!

fucknut: coke
shitlord: pepsi

# ? Aug 17, 2016 21:48

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

cubs: coke
sox: pepsi

# ? Aug 17, 2016 21:50

Evil Eagle: Nov 5, 2009

Subway: Pepsi
Doobie's: Ice cold Coke

# ? Aug 17, 2016 21:54

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Monkey Fracas posted:

Star Trek TNG: Coke

Babylon 5: Pepsi

But:

Babylon 5: Coke

Deep Space 9: Pepsi

# ? Aug 17, 2016 22:28

Doctor J Off: Dec 28, 2005; There Is

Do androids dream of electric sheep?: coke
Blade runner: pepsi

# ? Aug 17, 2016 22:38

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Jews: Pepsi
Everyone Else: Coke

# ? Aug 17, 2016 22:45

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Beer: coke

Coke: pepsi

# ? Aug 17, 2016 22:54

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Heroin: Coke

Coke: Pepsi

# ? Aug 17, 2016 22:58

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

I'll have a Pepsi Free and I'm not gonna pay for it

# ? Aug 17, 2016 23:24

Marv Hushman: Jun 2, 2010; Freedom Ain't Free

teach the world to sing: coke
teach the world to singe: pepsi

# ? Aug 18, 2016 00:34

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

libertarianism is the RC cola of politics

perhaps diet canada dry

it just loving sucks

# ? Aug 18, 2016 01:59

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

Mange Mite posted:

Israel: Coke
Saudi Arabia: Pepsi
South Africa: RC Cola

how very edgy of you

enjoying breitbart these days?

# ? Aug 18, 2016 02:00

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

GBS: coke

BYOB: pepsi

FYAD: crab juice from the Simpsons.

# ? Aug 18, 2016 02:33

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Actually BYOB is more like diet coke.

I guess the forums don't have a pepsi.

# ? Aug 18, 2016 02:34

MojoAZ: Jan 1, 2010

Indiana Jones: Coke
Romancing the Stone: Pepsi

# ? Aug 18, 2016 02:39

JnnyThndrs: May 29, 2001; HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Suicidal Tendencies: ~~Pepsi~~

# ? Aug 18, 2016 02:42

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

dare: coke
jon pop: pepsi
gurf gurfson/houston: rc cola laced with piss

tramadol junkie: coke
narciss: pepsi
pcos bill: rc cola
mange mite: children's benadryl

That Robot fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Aug 18, 2016

# ? Aug 18, 2016 02:49

RC Cola: Aug 1, 2011; Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

RC Cola is the best fyi

# ? Aug 18, 2016 03:46

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

RC Cola posted:

RC Cola is the best fyi

that's like saying you get a boner for winning a bronze medal

# ? Aug 18, 2016 03:47

hohhat: Sep 25, 2014

notZaar posted:

Diet Pepsi: Coke
Diet Coke: Pepsi

# ? Aug 18, 2016 04:49

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

Lowtax: Fanta
Uwe Boll: corn liquor

# ? Aug 18, 2016 04:53

Millions of Crows: Mar 31, 2010; take a look overhead

Coke: Conan O'Brian
Pepsi: Jimmy Fallon
warm Shweppe's: James Cordon
Diet Mountain Dew: Jimmy Kimmel

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:00

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

bradzilla posted:

Target: Coke
Walmart: Pepsi

If Target is Coke, then Walmart is Diet Shasta Lemon/Lime soda.

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:10

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

Simpsons: coke
Family guy: pepsi

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:15

reallivedinosaur: Jun 13, 2012; Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Coke: Pepsi

Pepsi: Coke

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:20

Smiling Mandrill: Jan 19, 2015

Ali Coke
Holmes Pepsi

Mayweather Coke
Judah Pepsi

Duran Coke
Pacman Pepsi

Tyson Coke
Tua Pepsi

Haggler Coke
Lenord Pepsi

Duran + Lenord 7up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ7r_142uks

# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:44