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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

the hit mid-00s television show on tlc, junkyard wars, but with computers. build a beowulf cluster from this pile of recycled components

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George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
pimp my vape

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
with your host, atomicthumbs

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. now The Learning Channel shows amish drug addicts and obese six year old bastards.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

is there a female version of the word "bastard"? i feel like there ought to be.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Probably not, because the title bastard was to distinguish male offspring of a male heir in such a way as to disqualify them from succession

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Maybe it's witch

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Silver Alicorn posted:

with your host, atomicthumbs

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

GameCube posted:

is there a female version of the word "bastard"? i feel like there ought to be.

I've been reading about Bloody Mary and while Anne Boleyn was queen Mary was referred to as a bastard, just like Henry Fitzroy

Again, removing her from the succession and placing Elizabeth in her place

1500s England was hosed up lmao

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Captain Foo posted:

England is hosed up lmao

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
Historically, illegitimate daughters weren't nearly as significant as illegitimate sons simply because daughters couldn't inherit anyhow.

"Bastard" was used to signify a son who couldn't inherit because he wasn't born out of his father's marriage, even though he was his father's son. Being illegitimate markedly affected his life.

Illegitimate daughters could still be married off, or sent to a convent, or employed as a servant, etc. Other than not being as marriageable, being illegitimate didn't greatly affect their fate. Thus, there was no particular designation for an illegitimate daughter.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


just bring back junkyard wars scrapheap challenge tbh

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Silver Alicorn posted:

Historically, illegitimate daughters weren't nearly as significant as illegitimate sons simply because daughters couldn't inherit anyhow.

"Bastard" was used to signify a son who couldn't inherit because he wasn't born out of his father's marriage, even though he was his father's son. Being illegitimate markedly affected his life.

Illegitimate daughters could still be married off, or sent to a convent, or employed as a servant, etc. Other than not being as marriageable, being illegitimate didn't greatly affect their fate. Thus, there was no particular designation for an illegitimate daughter.

Yeah but Katherine's daughter Mary explicitly had been placed into the succession

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Powerful Two-Hander posted:

just bring back junkyard wars scrapheap challenge tbh

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

just bring back junkyard wars scrapheap challenge tbh

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




it's on 4od

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


garbage, but on TV? Definitely the OP's posts.

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