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From the Simpsons.
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Water is good for you it makes your pee clear and not yellow
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Aug 18, 2016 03:38
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I've heard that you can get dehydrated while you're sleeping at least to a small extent, and then the dehydration adds a little extra sleepiness on top of early morning wake up times. I started drinking a big ol' glass of water right when I wake up, and it feels pretty good. Lifehacks
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Aug 18, 2016 03:43
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I need to set up a Wallace and Gromit-type contraption that automatically waterboards me when my alarm goes off.
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Aug 18, 2016 03:45
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a hole-y ghost posted:I need to set up a Wallace and Gromit-type contraption that automatically waterboards me when my alarm goes off. I sleep wearing a camel pack, 100% hydration all night
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Aug 18, 2016 03:47
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I sleep wearing a camel pack, 100% hydration all night Just sleep in a full bathtub and you'll never dehydrate, your skin absorbs it
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Aug 18, 2016 04:05
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Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
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Aug 18, 2016 05:01
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Fuckin LOL if you drink water to wake up. Real men chug a glass of Coke and squirt a generous shot of Mio in there. If you don't believe me I'll post a picture tomorrow morning around 6:15 or so.
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Aug 18, 2016 05:06
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Water is good for you it makes your pee clear and not yellow does foam = death is coming? afaf
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Aug 18, 2016 05:07
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foam usually means a high level of something I forget in your system it happens to me mainly when I am hungover or really dehydrated s maybe I'm way off
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Aug 18, 2016 05:09
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Mariana Horchata posted:does foam = death is coming? Death is coming regardless of what comes out of your willy or hoohaa
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Aug 18, 2016 05:12
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I'm an alcoholic so I'm always dehydrated as gently caress I put a bottle of water near my bed before I pass out and when I wake up in the morning it's like manna sent from the heavens
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Aug 18, 2016 05:22
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drink your piss for instant recycled hydration and to save on unprocessed b vitamins
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Aug 18, 2016 05:24
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smoke weed every day
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Aug 18, 2016 05:25
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Tall glass of water and some ritalin is the only way to start the Day imo
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Aug 18, 2016 05:26
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I keep a quart Nalgene bottle next to my bed and chug it twice daily mmm tap water
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Aug 18, 2016 05:27
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IV of saline solution hooked up 24/7. Makes you feel like a god and I dare you to find something that cures a hangover faster. Only downside is you have to pee every 15 minutes.
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Aug 18, 2016 05:33
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limp_cheese posted:IV of saline solution hooked up 24/7. Makes you feel like a god. I'm scared of needles
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Aug 18, 2016 05:35
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I'm scared of needles So am I  . Otherwise I would be doing that all the time.
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Aug 18, 2016 05:36
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limp_cheese posted:IV of saline solution hooked up 24/7. Makes you feel like a god and I dare you to find something that cures a hangover faster. they have services here where u can call some dudes who shows up with a van and iv bags to cure ur hangover. like this 1: http://thecurela.com/
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Aug 18, 2016 05:45
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why do I need the service can't I rig something up myself with a ziploc bag and salt water and some tubing
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Aug 18, 2016 05:47
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Smythe posted:they have services here where u can call some dudes who shows up with a van and iv bags to cure ur hangover. like this 1: http://thecurela.com/ the 'Lifestyle' image is a person shooting an assault rifle 
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Aug 18, 2016 05:48
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I guess drink some salt water?
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Aug 18, 2016 05:48
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ROFLburger posted:the 'Lifestyle' image is a person shooting an assault rifle 
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Aug 18, 2016 05:49
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3q2mXDSqRU
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Aug 18, 2016 05:50
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banned
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Aug 18, 2016 05:51
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  Chuggalug a muggadrug! Fuckin poo poo man, need to smoke a fat doobie and take a couple of Xanax now to slow down enough for the work truck to catch up to me!
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Aug 18, 2016 13:15
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i had buscyuts and gravy and a few xanax bars and a few hydrocodones and a glass of water and somehow i feel way more sleepy wtf gas
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Aug 18, 2016 13:21
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also im smoking weed but it's not waking me up eithe and work starts in EIGHT MINUTES
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Aug 18, 2016 13:22
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but life feels great like fire me what hahaa ok
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Aug 18, 2016 13:23
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i was going to ask for a 35% raise this year or walk and it's performance revie wtime yaaa boi peace out bitch hole
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Aug 18, 2016 13:23
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oh god what do i do to wake up im nodding please get the tcc
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Aug 18, 2016 13:25
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GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:
Uh whatever dude I'm sure you tossed that in the sink immediately after snapping that pic
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Aug 18, 2016 13:41
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Mandator posted:oh god what do i do to wake up im nodding please get the tcc you need to find god son
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Aug 18, 2016 13:43
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GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:Fuckin LOL if you drink water to wake up. Real men chug a glass of Coke and squirt a generous shot of Mio in there. If you don't believe me I'll post a picture tomorrow morning around 6:15 or so. actually real men drink boiling hot coffee to wake up
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Aug 18, 2016 13:46
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im looking forward to one of these robots malfunctioning and ripping some dicks off with their hideous robot strength
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Aug 18, 2016 13:48
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that's not a fetish, that's just schadenfreude im not lying
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Aug 18, 2016 13:48
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:that's not a fetish, that's just schadenfreude 
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Aug 18, 2016 14:39
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i sometimes drink a water
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Aug 18, 2016 14:44
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I do drink a nice full 20 oz glass of water right when I wake up, it seems to make me feel less tired fatigued in the morning. krusty.jpg
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