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Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Or a girl or a troon

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Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I want some weird little beta numale waifu she can parade around in halloween costumes as his friends wonder what happened to the last few drops of testosterone he once had

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
oh gently caress this poo poo again

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
... go on

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
*fartz reeaaaally reaaly hard but doesnt poo poo pants*

:nyoron:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjjDOdaFZg0

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Nirvikalpa posted:

she can parade around in halloween costumes as his

Source your grammar

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

Source your quotes

more like sauce ur goats. sup

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Orkin Mang posted:

more like sauce ur goats. sup

I ate a goat one time, not like the whole thing but still it was meat from goat, it was good i odnt remember what kinda sauce i had with ti though :confused:

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Orkin Mang posted:

more like sauce ur goats. sup

Turn me on, you monitor

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

I ate a goat one time, not like the whole thing but still it was meat from goat, it was good i odnt remember what kinda sauce i had with ti though :confused:

ive made a bunch of goat curries. they taste fine. wheres the flamingo u pos

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

Turn me on, you monitor

i have this lurid dance

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Nooner posted:

I ate a goat one time, not like the whole thing but still it was meat from goat, it was good i odnt remember what kinda sauce i had with ti though :confused:

Grill yourself, another goat, that is :)

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Orkin Mang posted:

ive made a bunch of goat curries. they taste fine. wheres the flamingo u pos

all those avs, lost in bans, like tears in rain. :sigh:

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx
really putting the new "don't tell people to kill themselves" rule to the test here OP

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Orkin Mang posted:

i have this lurid dance

My screen flickers like the evening sky. I invite you into my Kinect Boudoir. The nuyen is in a virtual envelope on the real steel table.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lol what if instead of french manicure the op accidently wrote french MANURE lol like cow poop!!!!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

My screen flickers like the evening sky. I invite you into my Kinect Boudoir. The nuyen is in a virtual envelope on the real steel table.

i photoshop my ceasaerian

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Orkin Mang posted:

i photoshop my ceasaerian



I slide my cursor hand into your remote desktop. Together we trace your delta, removing lines, blurring memories. With my free hand I examine the OP's post.


"I bet her biggest kink is being a third wheel."

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
where does the cum go?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
no poo poo but my nails need done pm me

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Iron Prince posted:

no poo poo but my nails need done pm me

Too late, he already came.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
HERE you are OP:

a french manticore. enjoy

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

Too late, he already came.

so did i but i still posted

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

you're no skylark, op

ConstantDelays
Jan 1, 2013

snakeandbake posted:

really putting the new "don't tell people to kill themselves" rule to the test here OP

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED

snakeandbake posted:

really putting the new "don't tell people to kill themselves" rule to the test here OP

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
posting in a skylark thread??

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Y-Hat posted:

you're no skylark, op

Skylark wouldn't drive three hours to end up not giving a guy a French manicure, I have faith in that.

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

you could probably find a guy to do that if you really wanted so why don't you just do it?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

snakeandbake posted:

really putting the new "don't tell people to kill themselves" rule to the test here OP

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
"french manicure" means handjob with your tongue on the tip, right?

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Fart Puzzle posted:

you could probably find a guy to do that if you really wanted so why don't you just do it?

How would I go about doing that?

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
Email me

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
WTF is this poo poo you're not Skylark

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I've heard that French manticores are not to be trifled with. Stay safe OP.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Post an example of what a cute guy might looks like to you OP and maybe GBS can scrounge up for you a suitable troon lookalike, all as part of SomethingAwful's DREAMMAKER Series.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Nirvikalpa posted:

Or a girl or a troon

:therapy:

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Nirvikalpa posted:

How would I go about doing that?

Just find a guy who says he's a feminist and then challenge him to put aside his masculinity as you put him in dresses and poo poo they're primed and ready. That one pedophile girl who worked for Nintendo PR did that with her boyfriend, she was even pimping his rear end out on craigslist.

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Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Ork of Fiction posted:

Just find a guy who says he's a feminist and then challenge him to put aside his masculinity as you put him in dresses and poo poo they're primed and ready. That one pedophile girl who worked for Nintendo PR did that with her boyfriend, she was even pimping his rear end out on craigslist.

lmao that sounds hot

Yeah so what I'm really saying is I would like to meet a sissy. Do I find them on okcupid?

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